60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..
सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
Ek aurat saheli se:
Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.