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  • Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.
    • 10 years ago



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  • After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek family sole film dekh kar Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne Patni se romantic andaj me kaha Nach basanti nach Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Public Msg: A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks.. But Marks May Help U to Get Lot Of Girls.. So Luv Your Studies, Not Girls..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
    • 10 years ago



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