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  • let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ?? . Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte. Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !! . Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Court me pati talak ke liye gaya Pati judge se bola : Sir i am not happy with my wife.. To Patni boli : Kamine sara mohalla khush hai Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.
    • 9 years ago



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  • THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
    • 9 years ago



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