Romantic Funny SMS

Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.

10 years ago

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

10 years ago

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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner. Wife: It Is So Romantic Today, My Breasts Feel So Warm. Husband Smiled And Said: Of-course Dear, Because One Is Hanging In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.

10 years ago

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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya Pati judge se bola : Sir i am not happy with my wife.. To Patni boli : Kamine sara mohalla khush hai Bus tere hi nakhre hain..

10 years ago

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.

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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

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Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

10 years ago

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.

10 years ago

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

10 years ago

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Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi Zamin par bheja jaata hai.

10 years ago

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तेरी नशे वाली :eyes: आँखों का बड़ा :kissing_heart: नाम हैं ,
आज नजरों :eyes: से पिला :beers: दे बोतल का :champagne: क्या काम हैं.

9 years ago

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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...

10 years ago

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Boy i love you. Girl i hate you. Boy why this kolavery Di, Girl pls dont sing this song... Love you.

10 years ago

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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.

10 years ago

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Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai, Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai, V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai, M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ? V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.

10 years ago

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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere

10 years ago

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Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.

10 years ago

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

10 years ago

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