सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..