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  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.
  • 8 years ago



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  • I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
  • 8 years ago



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  • Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek family sole film dekh kar Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne Patni se romantic andaj me kaha Nach basanti nach Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
  • 8 years ago



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  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
  • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere
  • 8 years ago



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  • THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai, Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai, V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai, M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ? V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
  • 8 years ago



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  • How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
  • 8 years ago



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