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  • Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
    मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
    रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS , Romantic Funny SMS
  • How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Ek family sole film dekh kar Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne Patni se romantic andaj me kaha Nach basanti nach Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • 60 Year Old Couple At Dinner. Wife: It Is So Romantic Today, My Breasts Feel So Warm. Husband Smiled And Said: Of-course Dear, Because One Is Hanging In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • A husband in a book store: Do you have this book: "Man, The master of Woman!" Sales Girl: The fiction department, Is on the 1st floor, Sir.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • 1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS