I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to
Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi
Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
Call girl ke birthday par
Saheli ne sms kiya:
Har adami tere nange badan
Pe barse,
Tere jevan mein aaye itne
Customer,
Ke tu pura sal bra-panty
Pehnne ko tarse.
Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai,
Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai,
V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai,
M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ?
V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi hain
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
Teacher- bachcho muh me
Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.?
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Little student- pencil,
Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab..
Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo?
Little student- kyo ki rat ko
Mummy papa se kahati h
"Balb jl raha h
Me muh me nhi lungi.
Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...
Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.