Romantic Funny SMS

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.

8 years ago

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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.

8 years ago

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Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

8 years ago

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

8 years ago

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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.

8 years ago

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खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:

8 years ago

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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.

8 years ago

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

8 years ago

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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya Pati judge se bola : Sir i am not happy with my wife.. To Patni boli : Kamine sara mohalla khush hai Bus tere hi nakhre hain..

8 years ago

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Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.

8 years ago

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

8 years ago

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

8 years ago

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

8 years ago

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Ek family sole film dekh kar Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne Patni se romantic andaj me kaha Nach basanti nach Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.

8 years ago

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THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.

8 years ago

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

8 years ago

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After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

8 years ago

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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner. Wife: It Is So Romantic Today, My Breasts Feel So Warm. Husband Smiled And Said: Of-course Dear, Because One Is Hanging In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.

8 years ago

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A Public Msg: A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks.. But Marks May Help U to Get Lot Of Girls.. So Luv Your Studies, Not Girls..!!

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X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.

8 years ago

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