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  • Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ?? . Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte. Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !! . Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere
    • 9 years ago



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  • Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.
    • 9 years ago



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  • THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
    • 9 years ago



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