Romantic Funny SMS

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...

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तेरी नशे वाली :eyes: आँखों का बड़ा :kissing_heart: नाम हैं ,
आज नजरों :eyes: से पिला :beers: दे बोतल का :champagne: क्या काम हैं.

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The most beautiful words by a Lover - I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It.

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>-- OH GOD Jo is SMS ko prh rha h usy dunia ki hr khushi dena Q k KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURTE Hue ACHE LAGTy Hai..!!.

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Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.

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A Public Msg: A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks.. But Marks May Help U to Get Lot Of Girls.. So Luv Your Studies, Not Girls..!!

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.

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X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.

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After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

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Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai, Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai, V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai, M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ? V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.

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Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

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Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".

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Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!

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Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.

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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.

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Ek family sole film dekh kar Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne Patni se romantic andaj me kaha Nach basanti nach Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.

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खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:

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