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खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:

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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.

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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...

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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.

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>-- OH GOD Jo is SMS ko prh rha h usy dunia ki hr khushi dena Q k KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURTE Hue ACHE LAGTy Hai..!!.

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THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

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सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

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Porn films are actually very positiv emovies.. No bombing, no murders, All love each other and with happy endings...

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Boy i love you. Girl i hate you. Boy why this kolavery Di, Girl pls dont sing this song... Love you.

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The most beautiful words by a Lover - I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It.

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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.

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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.

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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

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