Romantic Funny SMS

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.

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Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.

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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.

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Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi Zamin par bheja jaata hai.

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.

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Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.

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खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:

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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ?? . Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte. Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !! . Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..

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Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.

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Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.

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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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The most beautiful words by a Lover - I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It.

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

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Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!

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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner. Wife: It Is So Romantic Today, My Breasts Feel So Warm. Husband Smiled And Said: Of-course Dear, Because One Is Hanging In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.

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