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  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A husband in a book store: Do you have this book: "Man, The master of Woman!" Sales Girl: The fiction department, Is on the 1st floor, Sir.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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