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  • Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola Santa: “ Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe ” Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “ Arey Utho Aapne BistarPar Peshaab Kar Diya Hai “
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui, Dost Se Mashwra Liya K, Apni Bv Ka Dil Kese Jetoon ? Frnd: Us K Pas Cigrette Laga Kar Jana Or Dhuwa Us K Muh Pe Mar Kkehna: Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chor Sakta Hun :-> Us Ne Jaa Kr Esa Hi Kia. . . . . Bv Ne Sun Kar Jawab Dia: "Nai Its Ok. Agar CLASSIC ULTRA MILD Hai To Ek Sutta Mujhe Bhi Marna Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:- Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari! Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari! Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari! Girl: Married Hoon Main! Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • :boy:बच्चा टॉयलेट से आवाज लगाते हुये....
    "मम्मी..कर ली"

    मम्मी:princess: "खुद धोलो बेटा"

    :boy:बच्चा गुस्से में:rage:...
    "जब आप धुला नहीं सकती तो जबरदस्ती खिलाती क्यों हो"

    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Socho agar Bhagwan Ram Rath ki jagah nano car me baith kar Rawan se ladte to Rawan kya kehta . . . . . . . . . Chalao na nano se baan re,Jaan lelo na Jaan re...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad me Ladki se bola SUSU krne ki jagah dikhao Ldki sharmate huye PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Chlormint Kyon Khaate He? Kyon Ki 5 STAR DAIRY MILK PERK KIT KAT Aur MUNCH 50 Paise Me Nhi Ate Hai! Ab Dubara Mat Puchna..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..??? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ameer ka bachcha:- Papa aaj bht grmi h.. Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge. Ghareeb ka bacha:- PAPA aj kitni grmi h.. PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aankho Ko Phool Aur Hontho Ko Kamal Kahte Hain Jaisi Mehfil Ho Waise Ghazal Kehte Hain Are, Hum Mehfilo Me Jaya Nahi Karte Jaha Hum Hote Hain Usi Ko Mehfil Kehte Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota kya karu? Akshay: Fruit do Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do Govinda: Usko pyar do Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Pyar To Karte Hain Par Qabool Nahi Karte, Wo Yaad To Karte Hain Par Zaahir Nahi Karte.. Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Mere Mehboob, Wo Missed Call To Karte Hain Par Call Nahi Karte!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agr hnssi aye to like jrur thokna:p . . Aaj dast kya lage, hum behal ho gaye, Hag hag k hamare laal ho gaye. In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya, Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya. Pet me na jane kya gud gud hotahe,Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he. Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi, Dekho dusri phir aa gayi. Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he, Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Chote bachedarr jaate he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kuch Ladke To Bas Esi Ummid Me Blood Donate Karte Hai
    ki Hindi Filmo Ki Tarah Kisi Cute Sweet Ladki Ko
    unka Khun Chadaya Jaega Aur Phir Vo
    dundte Dundte Unhe Pyaar Karne Aaygi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h Seler-Iske 10 acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h GOLU:6 Lakh
    • 9 years ago



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