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Tumsa Koi Doosra Is Zameen Par Hua To RAB Se Shikayath Hogi . . . . . Aye Dost Ek To Jhela Nahi Jata Doosra Agaya To Socho Hamari Kya Halat Hogi!!!

8 years ago

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Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . Are Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . . . Niche kuch nahi hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuch khas nhi yaar! . . . . . . . Ab upar chale jayiye. . . . . Bye!

8 years ago

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Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai.. Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain? Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar. road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

8 years ago

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EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.

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आपके अकाउंट में 2000 रुपए सक्सेसफुली रीचार्ज हो कर दिया गया है.. अभी आपका अकाउंट बैलेंस है 2050. . आहा! चेहरा तो देखो जैसे लंगूर के हाथ अंगूर लगा हो.

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Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala

8 years ago

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Meri Kon C Adat Buri Lagti h Jis pe Apka Mera muu Torny Ko Dil Karta h. . . . . . . . . . . Rply karny wala Apni Mout ka Zimadar Khud Hoga

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Pati: Mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Patni: Nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? Pati: Main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga... *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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I Need Ur Heart To Love Mine.. I Need Ur Soul To Mate With Mine.. I Need Ur Eyes To Look Into Mine.. I Need U To Know.. That I Am Urs.......

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boy-tere pyar ki kasam maine tujhe khuda mana girl-to phir khade kya ho meri puja karo.

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filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara.. SVS

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Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!! :D:P ;)

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Chuhe Ne Kiya Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Diya Usne Red Rose, Sherni Ne Kaha Ja Pehle Apni Surat Aine Me Dekh, Chuha Bola Surat Pe Mat Ja Pagli Confidence To Dekh.

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एक महिला (दूसरी से) - तुमने आखिर क्या देखकर अपने नौकर से शादी कर ली ? . . . दूसरी - दरअसल वह बहुत बदतमीज हो गया था और मैं उसे सबक सिखाना चाहती थी!

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Ek ShArAbI Ka CoUrT MeIn CaSe ChAl RaHa ThA . . . JuDgE Ne KaHa :- ' OrDeR OrDeR ' ShArAbI RePlIeD :- ' EK CHiLLi ChIcKeN ,OnE RoYaL StAg WiTh SoDa ' JaLdi Le AaO. .

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Shiv Ji- Mai Tumhari Tapasya se Khush hu. Bol Tujhe Kya chahiye.? ? Bhakt- D.J System De Do Shiv Ji - Saale D.J Hota to Mai DAMRU Kyu bajata

8 years ago

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Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya hai ki tum normal hoo Lekin afsoos usne subah rasi se latak kar phir khud kushi kar li . . . Pagal: hahahaha Wo to . . . . . . . Wo to maine usse sukhne ke liye latkaya tha

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Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to ??? tO??? hasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai. Student: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri, Miss nahi misses hoti..

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"DIANASOUR" Aur "SHAREEF LADKIYO Me Kya Similarity Hai... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Itna Mat Socho. DONO AB IS DUNIYA Me Nahi hain.

8 years ago

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