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  • Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai "Hum" "Humara call" "Humara sms" "Humari yaad" or "Humari yaad se apke face pe smile" Dekho Dekho aayi na. Keep smiling.:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya..........?” Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . . Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai. jo smjh gya thoko like
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • On FB Chat She- Tum WhatsApp Pe Ho? . . . . . . Me- Nahi Sorry Main WhatsApp Pe Nahi Hun, WhatsApp Mere Phone Me Hai.. *BLOCKED*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Lo mera ek sher arz hai- "Idhar b sitam ho gaya, Udar b sitam ho gaya." . . . . . . . Msg delete kar do sher khatm ho gaya..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • two girls are traveling in a train Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye. Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge. Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge. UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mehfil E Ishq Sajaao To Koi Baat Bane, Daulat E Ishq Lutaao To Koi Baat Bane, Jaam Sagar Se Nahi Pina Mujhko, Apni Ankho Se Pilaao To Koi Baat Bane.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pucha Muzse chand sitaro ne Tuze BhuLa DiYa Tere Jigri Yaro ne Maine Muskurate Hue Kaha Bhul to nhi skte Bs Lage Honge kisi ko Patane me.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • life Me =Paisa =Payar =Dost =Izzat Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein Par Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate . Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or Msg Kr diya Karo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindagi me 3 Chijhen jo apka saath nahi chhodegi.. 1:Dhadkan, 2:Parchhahi, 3:Woh "AAFAT" jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha... Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyyu Nahi Karte ?” Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • एक हाथ में लिपस्टिक
    – दूसरे में मोबाइल
    – एक कान कुकर की सीटी पर
    – दूसरा वाट्सएप की नोटिफिकेशन पर
    – एक आँख टीवी पर
    – दूसरी पति की हरकतों पर
    कौन कहता है नारी जीवन आसान है..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Sir: samajh lo tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe....??????? Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.. Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...???? Student: 20. Sir: kaise...???? Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!! TEACHER SHOCKED STUDENT ROCKED
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss ne poocha ... Der kyu hui.. Late utha Kya?? . . . . . Me - nahi sir, utha tha isiliye late ho Gaya . . . Jisko samja wo like karo baaki lage raho aap logon ko pogo ki TRP badhani hai..... :D By - ANIL
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kya Larki Thi! Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi? Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata? Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khawab Main Aya Tha!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Hey bhagwan uthale muje:-(:-( . . . . . . . ......................... .. Exam k baad wapas bhej dena...;-);-) ha ha ha.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes