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  • Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • very very funny sms in Hindi » ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h. ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha Aur woh barre Pyar se boli . . . . . . . . Is Call k liye ap k account ki raqam kafi nhi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:"mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gaal pe kiss kiya.. . . . . . Mom:"tune usko chata mara ya nahi.. . . . . . Girl:"mujhe achanak Gandhi ji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gaal aage kar diya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Sweetest Reation of a girl after fight > Boy - Tu muje blank messages q bej rahi hai ? . . . . . . . Girl - because i am not talking to you
    • 10 years ago



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  • America mein Light gayi to... Power Office mein phone karte hain! . . . JAPAN Me gayi to... Fuse check karte hain! . . . Par... . . . INDIA mein gayi to... Padosi ka ghar dekhte hain.. Sabki gayi hai… Ya saali apni hi khraab hui hai..:P =DD :D agree ?? Thoko like......sahil
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bf:" Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho . . . . Gf:" Arz Maarti Hu.. . . Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada . . Samja Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada . . Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada . . Tu Hi Hai Woh "Haramzada"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 2 Girl- tumhara naam kya hai? . . Grl- meena, or tumhara? . . Boy- kamina. . . Grl- jhut mat bolo. . . . Boy- le.! Tu 5 min pass me baith k dekh le... Tu isi naam se bulaaegi.. .. Hahahah Boys rocks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Romance to dekho Boy-Friend nE Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho” Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong” Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“ :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake? .. Jisko Jisko Samajh Me Aaya, Wo Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Me, Baaki Bachhe Jake Pogo Dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tumane Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Haan Sir..! Ek Bujurga Aram Se Ghar Jaa Rahe The..! Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!! Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jadu Hai Teri Har Ik Bat Mein Tum Bohat Yad Aate Ho Din Aur Rat Mein Kal Rat Jo Dekha Ek Sapna Maine Toh Bhi Tera Hath Tha Mere Hath Mein!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 10 things I knw abut U !!! . 1. U r a persn wid a vry gud heart!! . . 2 . . 3 . . 4 . . 5 . . 6 . . 7 . . 8 . . 9 . 10. n"Nothin Else Matters 2 me"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do students raat me padhai kar rahe the, 1st Student:-Yaar Time Kitna Ho Gya?? 2nd Student Ne Ek Patthar Uthaya Or Saamne Girls Hostel Me Fek Diya. . . . . . Waha Se Ek Ladki Aai Or Boli "Kamino Ab To Soo Jaao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti Kiss Kar Rahe The Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi . . Beshrmo?? . . . . . . . . . . . Lado Mat Sabki Bari Aayegi:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Hits of SARDAR" 2 sardar ja rahe the. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila. 1st SARDAR-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete he.. 2nd sardar -Baki 900 ka kya karege...
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमी-प्रेमिका ने ये तय किया की अब बात मोबाइल से न कर के कबूतर से करेंगे. एक दिन प्रेमी ने बिना खत के कबूतर उड़ा दिया. प्रेमी:ये क्या है? प्रेमीका:मिस कॉल था
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar DhakkalaganeLage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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