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Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kyatumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahinrehta?Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

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premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi. Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.? Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu......

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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?? . . . . . . Khud kitne bade kaminey honge Par larki shareef chahiye

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Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twiter pe mom dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.

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Khayal tab aata he jab dil me kisi ki yad ho Vishwas tab hota he jab kisi par umid ho Ye dil bhi usiko yad karta he Jiske dilme hmari yad ho

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Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha...Maa ne pucha-"Mele laal ko kya chahiye"? "Toffee" "Biscuit" "Ice-Cream"?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye...-

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai.. ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . To Gol gappe ka thela laga le..:p :O :D :D

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Pagal 1 Nepali Se-Tum American Ho? Nepali-Nai Me Nepal Ka Hu Pagal-Nai Tum Amrican Ho Nepali(Gusse Me)-Ha Me American hu Pagal-Lagte To Nepali Ho

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Aj sweater nhi pehnta, toh garmi nhi lgta... Wah Wah! Aj sweater nhi pehnta, toh garmi nhi lgta... Wah Wah! Cigarette jalate wakt Papa nhi ata, toh pant geela nhi hota...

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayihai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarishhai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....

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By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?” To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: “Nothing of these, I haven’t done

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Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna Kay Us Say Pyar Kertay Ho Ager Ek Bay Dhayani Main Yeah Iqrar Ker Bethay Kisi Say Pyar Ker Bethay To Phir Wadoon Ki DoRoon Main Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko Ager Ehsaas Ho Jayay To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad Aaisa Morr Aajayay Kay Tum Narazgi Ka BerMila Izhaar iii

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Men will be men... ek baar 12 aadami teerth pe gae...unke guru ne kahaa agar kahiin ladki dekh k mind divert hoto aankh band karke "hari om" bolna... Teesre din ek aadmi ne "hari om" bola... . . Fir saare... " kahaan h.. Kahaan h...??

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Jivan ma 1 var LAFDU karvanu, Jaher ma nai to 6anu 6anu karvanu.. 16000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma apde su kam darvanu...?

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Sochiye Physics Kitni Eazy Hoti. Agr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat Gaya Hota.

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ame Mara Pakkaa Dost 6o. . . . Upar Vachi Lidhu To Niche Shu Certificate Shodo 6o?

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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar....

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gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru- kutte,kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.

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Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai". . . Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya.. . . Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50% Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti". Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.

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