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  • Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya me Kud Gaye . Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne bataya . . . Beta teri wali to swiming champion thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:1 saal me kitni raate hoti hai? Smart Santa : 10raate hoti h. Teacher: 10raate, kaise? Santa: 9 navratri or 1 shivratri.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai. . . "Isliye nhi ki wo use solve krte hai Par . . . . Sale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab Se India Mein "Facebook"Aaya hai.. . . Bahot sari Changes Hui hai.. . . 1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai.. . . 2. Couples Garden Chhod ke FB inbox Mein Milte hai.. And Smiles Kisses Replaced by Emotions.. Muwaahhh Ha ha he.. Rofl Lolz Lmao etc !! . . 3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa gaye.. . . 4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi, Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai... . . JAI HO.. FACEBOOK Padhega India, Tab Hi Toh Badhega India Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur 1 Teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke The. . . Pilot Ne Kaha, Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi Rassi Chor De, . . Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani Main Dunga.. Taliyan Bajaiye, . . Aur Sare Doctor Taali Bajane Lage Aur Wajan Kam Ho Gaya.. . Moral Of The Story: "Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer, Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai. Ha Ha Ha Thoko Like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere pise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student- Sir Sab Log Hindi, English, Urdu, Me Bolte, Maths Me Kyu Nahi. Teacher - Jyada 3,5 Na Kar 9,2,11 Hole Nahi To 4,5 Jab Dunga To 6 K 36 Dikhne Lagenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति होटल के कमरे से होटल के मैनेजर को फोन करता है -: प्लीज़ जल्दी मेरे कमरे में आओ ..बहुत जरुरी है . मैनेजर - क्या हुआ सर ....? . पति - मेरी पत्नी कह रही है के वो तुम्हारे होटल की खिड़की से कूद जाएगी ...!! . मैनेजर - माफ़ कीजिये सर ..ये आपकी personal problem लगती है . पति -: हरामखोर ..!! ये खिड़की नहीं खुल रही है ये maintenance problem है .!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki chaal mor jesi, Apki awaz koyla jesi, Apka gussa sher jesa, Apki aankhe hirni jesi, Kitna achha hota agar 2 3 chize insano jesi bhi hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 9 years ago



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  • Freind: Aaj Main ne teri b.v Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga. 1st: Abey Main Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-) K.
    • 9 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Din Bhagwan Ne Ek Ashiq Se Puchha Bhagwan: “Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?” Ashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola Ashiq: “Bas Neeche Hole Mein Password System Kar Do, Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Amitabh– mere paas rocket hai, Shurli hai, chakri hai, Murga bumb hai, anaar hai, Tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor– mere paas maachis hai!:
    • 9 years ago



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