Funny Jokes

Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!

9 years ago

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Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto. . . Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Jaa Rahe The. . . 1 Buzurg Bole: Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi . . . Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

9 years ago

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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING" . . . SIR- mai ja raha hu. . . . BOY- sir bataiye na . . . SIR- Mai ja raha hu . . . . BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata k ja. :-D

9 years ago

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Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo, isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... :* . . . . . Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho :P . . Girl:-Woh kaise...?? . . . . . . . . Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi . . . Par Kaminey ne di nahi :p =

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Lady Teacher ne "MY TEACHER" par 10 lines likhne ko kaha. Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha: . . . . . . Madam, MAST CHHAMIYA " ko english me kya kahte hain..? :-D

9 years ago

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Girl cinema main film daikhtey houey kahti hai sath wala larka muth mar raha hai boy:ignore karo jaan girl:kaisey ignore karoun he is using my hand

9 years ago

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Santa Ko Beta Hua.. Usse Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.. Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Woh mar Jayega.. Bacha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

9 years ago

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Kaash Facebook pe ek option"Add as Girl friend" . . . . . Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon ki kami hai Nextttt... Ladko dwara janhit me jaari 8|

9 years ago

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Father:- What About Result ? Son:- Wo Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya... Father:- What About Urs ? Son:- Wo Pathak Saab Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya ? Father:- And What About Ur ? Son:- Wo C.A. Ka Beta Bhi... Father:- U Idiot I Am Askin About Urs ? Son:- To Aap Kon Se Prime Minister He Jo Aapka Beta Pass Hoga.

9 years ago

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Advocate :- talak karane ke liye Rs- 3000. Husband :- Pagal ho kya? PAndit ji ne Rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. Advocate :- Dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.

9 years ago

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I always wonder ki "jaise ladke kehte hai ki- oye bhabhi hai teri" . . . . . Kya usi tarah ladkiya bhi kehti hongi - . . . "oye jiju hai tera, uske sath flirt mat kar" :P :D

9 years ago

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गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई,
मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है।
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बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले...
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10 रुपये।
अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ।
गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:

8 years ago

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Achhe dost kitni baar bhi rooth jaye unhe mana lena chahiye.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyunki .. .. .. .. .. .. Wo saale kamine..... Humare saare RAAZ jante hai.

9 years ago

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1 Murgi Ne BAAZ Se Shadi Kar Li.. Murga: Hum Mar Gaye The Kya.. Murgi: Main To Tumse Hi Shaadi Karna Chahti Thi Par Mom - Dad Chahte The Ladka Air-Force Mein Ho..

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Touch my heart & u will feel... Listen to my heart & u will hear... Look into my heart & u will see that U will alwayz be..... a special part of me

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Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir, English ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai. Aap bhi Math me baat kyu nhi karte? Math Teacher: Jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11 ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh Yaad aa jayega..!

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School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.

9 years ago

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Girl- mujhe koi aesi sabji do na jiske 2 fayade ho....! .. Sabjiwala- ye lo karela, pasnd aae to kha lena warna...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..2 piece kar k Aankho me laga le......:-P:-) ....soch bodlo yaaro.

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Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur, . . . Thakur: Le le.. mere hath lele.. basanti ke bhi le le,. . Jay aur viru ke bhi lele . . Ramu kaka ke bhi le le . . Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.! . . . . Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya.

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पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर (चोर से )– तुम एक ही दूकान में तीन बार चोरी करने क्यों गए ?
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चोर– सर, चोरी तो मैंने पहली बार में ही अपनी पत्नी लिए एक ड्रेस चुराकर कर ली थी… बाकी दो बार तो मुझे सिर्फ उसे बदलने के लिए जाना पड़ा … !
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9 years ago

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