Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hai ?
Ladki: Chup ... !
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Ladka: Batao Na Plz =D
Ladki: Nahi Pata =@
Ladka: Plz ..... !!!
Ladki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Ladka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata...
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hai ... =P =D
Moral:Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat Hi Samajhti Hai ;)
Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna KarogeRaat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar ReneHo Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai ThakeNhi Kya,Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main ToDin Raat Karunga QkiMere To 3000 Sms Free Hai
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??
Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or Bole:
Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha Masumiyat Se:
Master G m Ammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya
Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.
Ek lady kanjuso ke ghar se,
Rote hue bahar nikli.
People asked kya hua?
Lady-kanjuso ke ghar gyi thi.
Zalimone chai ke liye bhi,
Mera hi doodh nikal liya.
Boyfd; MUjhe maaf krdo,
Mene tumse chupaya .
Meri Magani Ho Chuki Hai,
GirlFnd:
Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo Ao Aaj Main
Tumhe
Apno Bachon Se Milwati Hun...
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
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Doctor: Apne room ki kadi......
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