Funny Jokes

Shadi S h a d i S- setting band, H- himmat khatam, A- aazadi samapt, D- dimaag kharab, I- imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo.

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Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko chhod diya, Ram ne Vachan k liye ghar chhod diya, aur aapne.. ........... ...... ... ...apne chillar bachaane ke liye sms karna chhod diya.....

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Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye... .. Papa: Waiter, .. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao... .. Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na !

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dadi-Soja Diploma Soja beta Padosan-Use Diploma Q Kaha Dadi-Meri Beti Delhi Diploma krne Gai Thi Ye Le K Wapis Ayi Rocking

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Yad bnkr hmesha tumare dil mein ate rhenge. Yu hi wqt bewqt tumh tadpaterhenge. Dua kro ki hmari umr choti ho. Vrna zindgi bhr apko satate rhenge...

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Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar De Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena.. Police Samjhegi, Sui-Side Ka Case Hai

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AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN... :P :-D

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Engineer boy to riksha wala : Bhaiya khali ho ?? Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali.. . . . . . . . . . .. . . Engineer: bc fir assignments complete karke de na,bhagwan tera bhala karega :p

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Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho Aur koi aakar kahe China ka hai kya

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हेलमेट न पहनने पर 250 रु दंड में लेने की
बजाय…..
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जिसने हेलमेट पहना है उसे 100 रु ईनाम दो
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फिर देखो 4 दिनों में पूरा भारत सुधर
जाएगा….!!!
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सोच बदलो देश बदलेगा….
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Bewafa Kaun? Pati Ya Patni Ek Ladki Ki Saheli Uski Shaadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Use Milne Aati Hai. Wo Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Hoti Hai To Ladki Use Batati Hai Ladki: “Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaq Hai Ke Wo Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Milte Hai” Saheli Hairani Se Boli: “Ohhhhh, Ab Tum Kya Karogi?” Ladki: “Aaj Hi Unke Pichhe Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon“

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Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib animal ke bare me padhenge.. *Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend" *Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. *Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA. *Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. *Is animal ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.

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HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you TURN her off. INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. EMAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS woman: Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she can cause system crash

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Hathi ne chinti ko raste me cheda. Chniti hathi ki BV-se complain krne gyi. Chinti:Baisab ko samja dena, varna MARD hmare ghar me bhi h

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ek bar papa banti k liye ek robot late h jo ki jhuth bolne pr thpr marta tha, agli subh banti- papa aj mai schl ni jauga mere pet me dard h tbhi banti ko stak se ek thpr lga papa bole dekha banti juth bolne ka ntija,mai bchpan me kabhi juth ni bolta tha tbhi papa ko bhi ek stak se lga,mami hste hue boli akhir beta kiska h itne me mami ko bhi ek jor dar thpr lga.

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Ristey Banaye hain to nibhaye jao Har pal apno ko hasaye jao Pata nhi kisi ko fursat hai ya nhi yaad krne ki Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilo jao.

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Jhoot Kehte Hain Log Ki Mohabbat Sab Kuch Cheen Leti Hai.. Par Maine To Mohabbat Kar ke Dosto Gamo Ka Khazaana Paa Liya Hai..!

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shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....

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Ek Ladki thee Diwani see, Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee, Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee, Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Gauti se baatein karti thee, Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke, Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee, Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se, par Maahi se wo darti thee, Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi kay, Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

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