• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Funny Jokes
  • Funny Jokes   4862
  • Ek shop k bahar Likhi Gayi Best Line- Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayega . . . . Wo bhi Un ke Maa Baap se pooch kar.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1Ladke ne Ladki ko KAMAL Ka PHOOL DIYA Ladki ne jordar Tamacha mara Ldka:Q mara Mai to BJP ka Prachar kr raha Tha Ldki:aur Mai Congres Ka!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa policese bachne ke liye 3 borio me chupgaye... Police wale ne pehle bori par latmaari... Pappu bola: bow bow.... Policewala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Billu bola: meow meow...Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koiawaaz nahi aayi... Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koiawaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laatmarne ke baad Santa zor se bola: Saale haramkhoraaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhibolta hai kya??..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk”
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!! :D:P ;)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dunya ki 7 Suchaiyan 1- Aapki Ankhen Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hain Jisey Aap Sabun Se Dho Nhi Sakte. 2- Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte. 3- Aapki Zaban Aapke Sare Danton Ko Nhi Choo Sakti. 4- Sirf Bewaqoof Log Point No.3 Try Karen Ge! 5- Aap Muskura Rahe Hain Kyun K Aap Ne Bhi Point No.3 Try Kia Hai! 6- Aap Hans Rahe Hain Kyun Ke Aap Bewaqoof Ban Chuke Hain. 7- Aap Is Msg Ko Aagey Fwd Kro Ge Kyun K Aap Maza Lena Chahte Ho, Doosron Ko Bewaqoof Bna Kr”
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:"HAramkhor - pehle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai. ...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 ओरत ने अपने पति से पुछा तुम रात मे अपना पजामा खोल कर क्यो सोये? पति- क्या मेने तो पहले ही पेन्ट पहन रखी थी1
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • मेरी हँसी का हिसाब कौन करेगा , मेरी गलती को माफ़ कौन करेगा , ऐ खुदा मेरे दोस्त को सलामत रखना , वरना मेरी शादी में " लुंगी डांस " कौन करेगा ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • सुबह से दौड रही है चाकु लेकर मेरे पिछे मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था: दिल चिर के देख तेरा ही नाम होगा..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jruri Nhi Ki Pyar Ki Manjil Mil Jay. Jise Humne Caha Vo Hame Mil Jay. Agar Na Mile Vo To Na Kehna Use Bevfa. Bas Dua Karna Ki, Humse Bhi Pyara Koi Use Mil Jay. by- BHAVIK PARMAR
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jise kbhi na chuka sako vo LOAN he hum Jo humesha bajti rhe vo TONE he hm Is sms ki duniya ke DON he hm Ab to pehchn gye na ki KAUN he hm
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher: children whom U hate d most? UKG student: raja ram mohan roy Teacher: Oh god!! Y? UKG boy: He stopped the child marriages. Crazy genaration.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I like 3 things in my life: 1)maggi:* 2)Dew:O 3)You;) Reason: maggi for eating Dew for drinking & u Ooye Hoye.!! Bartan kaun Dhoyega?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jiss marji ladke se pucho lo aap Wo single he kehega . . . . . . . Aur jiss marji ladki se puchlo wo kehegi i have bf . . . . . . . Mujhe to yeh samaj nai aa raha k . . . . . . Agar boys single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set hone lag gyi h ?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • LOVE v/s DAARU LOVE-mood off DAARU-mood Fresh LUV-Nind Nhi DARU-Mst Nind LUV-1 Date 2000/- DARU-1 Botel 300/- LUV-Sbki Suno DARU-P K sab ko Sunao.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Kismat Azma Chuka Hu Naseeb Azma Raha Hu . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hu
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes