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  • I Miss Ur Sweet Voice,,, I Miss Ur Cute Smile,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Angry,,, I Miss Ur Feelings,,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Hugs,,,, I Miss Ur Everything,,,, Please Dear Come Back In My Life!!! I Miss U Dear!!!!!******
    • 9 years ago



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  • दो महिलाएं कुछ समय बाद मिलीं तो एक ने पूछा - बहन, आपने अपने बेटे का अंगुली चूसना कैसे छुडा़या? दूसरी महिला बोली - कुछ खास नहीं, मैंने उसकी नेकर ढीली सिल दी हैं !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat Bhar Mujhe Iss Baat Ne Sone Na Diya Ki.. Zindagi Toh Bus Chaar Din Ki Hai Aur SMS Pack Maine 30 Din Ka Karwa Liya..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 bar 1 sir ne 1 student se pucha ki 2 october1869 kya tha. student pata nahi. sir Gandhi gi birthday tha. student 1873 me kya tha sir. sir-pata nahi. Gandhigi 5 saal ke the.. student rocked sir shoked....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Geeta Updesh- Mobile nirjiv hai, Sim iski aatma hai, SMS aisa gyan hah jo batne se badta hai.. Ath he prani BAILENCE ki MOHMAYA chodkar niranter sms kiye ja...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par... Pappu :-"Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti Machine Nahi Hai ? Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai Na Beta, Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: If i ask you to jump down, will you do it? Girl: yes i will.!! Boy: Why? Girl : because i know you’ll catch my hand and pull me up.. Boy: if i don’t then? Girl: Then I’ll die with the believe that you tried your best but couldn’t save me..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Shaitan Bache Ne Budiya K Pas Phtaka Rkh Diya Log Chilaye="Budiya Pataka H Budiya Ptaka H Wo Shrma Kr Boli=Dhatt! Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bache, Road Cross Kar Rahe The, Road Cross Karne K Baad Murgi K 1 Bache Ne Kaha, Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli. 7 Kaise??? Socho, . . . . Aur Socho, Read Msg Again, Then Scroll Down, Arey Yaar Bache Hai, Kuch B Bolte Rehte Hai. Aap Tension Mat Lo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raju - Yaar Mare Gye, Samne Se Jo Do Aurte Aa Rahi Hai, Unme Se Ek Meri Patni Hai, Toh Dusri Meri Girlfriend... Monu - Kmaal Ho Gya Yaar, Mai Bhi Tum Se Yahi Baat Kahne Wala Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi or Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha ToTeri Yad Ayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tari yad aave to tara Msg vanchu chu, Tane malvu hoy to mara dil ne samjavu chu, Jo taro Awaz sambhadvo hoy to KUTRA ne pathra maru chu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chlarha tha 2nd srdar-Aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agr mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.
    • 9 years ago



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  • BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr Rai ho.......?? GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......?? Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu!!!
    • 9 years ago



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