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  • Prof.- pahli hindi silent film kaunsi h? Sardar-agar film silent thi, to aapko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi h? Prof. Socked & 1st time sardar ne baazi mar di...
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: आपके लिए दो ख़बरें हैं एक अच्छी और एक बुरी। मरीज: अच्छी वाली खबर क्या है? डॉक्टर: आपके मरने में सिर्फ 24 घंटे बाकी हैं। मरीज (आश्चर्य से) बोला: क्या! और बुरी खबर? डॉक्टर: मैं आपको यह बात कल बताना भूल. Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Frnd Means They Wanna Hang Out With You.. . . 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Means They Miss U... . . But. . . 5 Missed Calls From Home Means... "Beta Aaj To Band Bajne Waali Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • two girls are traveling in a train Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye. Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge. Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge. UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • AJAB PREMI KI GAZAB KAHANI Samosa Said 2 Aloo: Jab Main Fry Hota Hun To Tumhe Cover Kar K Garam Oil Se Bacha Leta Hu Bcoz I Luv U :) Aloo Said: Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone K Foran Bad Khate H To Main Unka Muh Jala Deti Hun Bcoz I Love U Too :) Inki Luv Story Pe Na Jaiye, Samosa Thanda Hi Khaiye..:)))
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1KAVI garibi se tang akar DaakuBan gya Daaka dalne 1bank me gya orkaha, Arz kiya hai. Takdir me jo hai whi Milega, Hands Up koi apni jagah se nhihilega. Kuch khwab meri ankho se nikaldo, Jo kuch bhi tumhare paas hai jaldise is bag me daal do. Bahut koshish karta hu uski yaadbhulane ki, Koi koshish na kre police ko bulaneki. Bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera, Me goli maar dunga jo kisi nepicha kiya mera...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gul ko gulab bana dete. Gulab ko kamal bana dete. Agar aap humse pyar karti to. Hum sayad aape gav main Delhi ka lal kila ya Agra ka Tajmahal banwa dete,??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS Ek Jesi Hoti hai... . . 30din Me 1bar Aati He Or 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He. . . . Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To Samjho Watt Lag Gai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile Aya Camera Khatam Mobile Aya Wrist Watch Khatam Mobile Aya Torch Khatam Mobile Aya Radio Khatam Mobile Aya MP3 Khatam Mobile Aya Letters Khatam Mobile Aya Calculator Khatam Mobile Aya Computer Khatam Mobile Aya Sakoon Khatam Aur agar aapka “Mobile" aapki "Biwi" ya "GF" ke haath aaya to aap "Khatam."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband ( calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room): “Please come fast ..! I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel ...!!!" . . MANAGER: Sir, I’m sorry but its your personal matter. . . Husband: Abey dhakkan ..! Yeh khidki nahi khul rahi hai ..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aurangzeb (senapati se): senapati , hame batao ki ham abhi tak Shivaji ko Q nhi pakad payen hain ? Senapati: sahenshah , ham mugal hain , google nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a Girl- Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi he Girl- ..Aap ki kitni biwiya he? Boy- ..Ek bhi nahi !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Kash Faasle Na Hote, Kash Hum Tum Se Door Na Hote, Kash Hum Aur Tum Saath Hote, To Sms Ke Paise Bacch Jate, Or Hum Dono In Paisoo Se Kurkura Khate..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladka - apne pita se pitaji aap humein school kisliye bhejte hain. . . . pitaji - ek achha insaan banane ke liye. . ladka - par sir to humein murga banate hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayari by Sardar- “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga, par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
    • 10 years ago



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