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  • Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech Guess what happened? . . . . Failed..? . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai. Rajni ho ya Gajni... Sabki hai BAJNI....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the . . Banta: Kaise jale . . Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. . . Banta: To? . . Santa: Khushi ke mare.Train ke engine ko choom liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • मास्टर: विटामिन-सी सबसे ज्यादा किस ‍चीज में होता है? बच्चा: मिर्च में. मास्टर: वहकैसे? बच्चा: मिर्च खाते ही सब ‘सी-सी’ करने लगते हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raju - Yaar Mare Gye, Samne Se Jo Do Aurte Aa Rahi Hai, Unme Se Ek Meri Patni Hai, Toh Dusri Meri Girlfriend... Monu - Kmaal Ho Gya Yaar, Mai Bhi Tum Se Yahi Baat Kahne Wala Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Girl: To phir chaand tod ke lao Boy: Agar chaand tod ke le aaya toh EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • HINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN #FIRST_MEET Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai.. agree?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-seriously Banta-fir Thik Hai,muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • min in Engineers Sms IN 2018., . . BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. . ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. . BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le k.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Washig powdr Nirma Dudh c Safedi Nirma se Aye Rngin Kapda B Khil-khil jye Sbki Pasnd Nrma Paglo Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur H Wo b TUNE k sath
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Main Cigarate Kabhi Nhi Pita" Woh To Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota Hon To Ghum Bhulane K Liye Jab Khush Hota Hon To maza double Krny K Liye Jab Akela Hota Hon To Tanhai Dor Karne K Liye Jab Dosto K Sath Hota Hoon To Un Ka Sath Dene K Liye Jab Bhoka Hota Hoon To Bhok Mitane K Liye Or Jab Khana Kha Leta Hoon To Khana Hazam Karne K Lye Jb free Hota Hn To Time Pas K Liye Warna Me Itna Pagal Nahi K Cigeratte Jesi Chez Ko Haath Lagaon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu:jaanu ab tum change ho gai ho girl:wo kyo pappu:ab jab mai tumhe kiss karta hu to tum apne eyes band nahi karte girl:haramkhor pichle baar ke the to mere pursh se 100 RS gayab the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vadakar le hum, Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Main Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli Stand Up Koun Ho Tum??? . . . . Santa:-tum Koun Ho??? . . Ladki:-main Moniter Hun... . . . Santa:- Hahahahahaha Tery Din Gayein Ab Laptop Aur Lcd Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi....!! Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Psychology Ka Practical Ho Ra Tha. Profesr Ne 1 Chuhe K Liye Ek Tarf Cake Or Dusri Tarf Chuhiya Rak Di. Chuha Fouran Cake Ki Tarf Lapka Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Raki. Chuha Roti Ki Tarf Lapka Is Tarah Kai Baar Food-item Badle Magr Chuha Har Bar Food Ki Tarf Bhaga. Profesr: Bas, Sabit Ho Gya Ki Hunger Is Bigger Than Girl. Itne Me Last Row Ki Bench Se Ranchor Das Chanchad Bola: Sir, 1 Bar Chuhiya Badal Ke Bhi Dekh Lo, Ho Skta H Wo Uski "BIWI" Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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