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  • Heights of Caring - Ek chinti hathi ke upar baith kr jaa rhi thi raste mai kaccha pull aa jata hai Usko dekh ke chinti boli . . . jaanu cross kr loge ki utru..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh
    • 10 years ago



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  • -=Aaj Ka ZaLim SMS=- - BOY To GiRL: Kya Main Aapka HaaTh CHooM SaKTa Hu? . . . . . . GiRL: ~Kyu Kamine~ Mere LiPS Pe ZeHar LaGa Hai Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha tha..... . ek din wo date pe gaye... bahut samay ek dusre k sath bitaya..... . fir aadmi ne ghar jate waqt apne jute or pant mitti me ragde.... jab wo ghar gaya tab..... . biwi -itni der kaha the tum..? . husband -mein tumse kch chupana ni chahta hun. mera aik afair chal raha he or me date pe gaya tha. . . . biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe, football khel ke aye ho na....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1.shoo 2.goo 3.choo 4.roo 5.riya 6.tiya 7.piya Ab es msg me khud ko talash krne k liye 3 Or 6 Parhen Shukriya
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai. Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai. Wo sath deta hai tab. Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye: . . . Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare, Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye, Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale . aur . . . TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar bahot tezz.. Bhaag raha tha Woh bhagte-2 ruk gya Kyon?. . . . . . . Y??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyonki woh bhagte-2 thak gaya tha !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos Haath Mein Blade Se Cut Maar Raha Tha. Wife: Kya Ker Rahe Ho? Kanjoos: Dettol Ki Sheeshi Phoot Gayi Hai, Aise Hi Thori Waste Hone Denge. La Teri Bhi Ungli Kaat Don!!!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun
    • 10 years ago



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  • "HameSha Apani LOvEr Ka PhOtO Purse Mai RaKhna Jab Bhi Tum MushKiL Me hO wO PhOtO DeKhna Tume Lagega Ke KOi Bhi MushKiL iSSe Badi Nahi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक परेशान पति की व्यथा - “अपनी मर्जी से जीने भी नहीं देती … . . और . . करवाचौथ व्रत रख के मरने भी नहींदेती …”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Gehri SOCH Me! . Wyf: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? . Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?! Wyf: Kya? Santa: Yehi K, “AP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS”. . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Number Choose karain 1 se 10 tak Aur Main apko bataonga k apki Personality kaisi hai Balkay yaar tu rehne hi de Tu waise hi mujhe beghairat sa lagta hai:
    • 10 years ago



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