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Bhakti - My Bahut Paresan Hu. Sadhu Baba - aapke Pas Sms 4u Ke Hate Hai. bhakt - Hai. Sadhu Baba - Reply Karte Ho. Bhakt - Nahi. Sadhu Baba - Roj Reply Kro, Apne Aap Aana Shuru Ho Jayege..

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Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake, I am comming to stay with U!

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*HoSLe Sare AZMa Bethe * HuM ZaMaNe K GuM uTHa Bethe * JiSKi CHaHaT Me uMar BHar TaDPe USSi Ki SHaDi me DuSri LaDKi PaTa Bethe

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Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai.. Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai! Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain, "Only Few Left..Only Few Left."

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Where Do U See MANGOES..? Mango Tree .. No Fruit Shop .. No Maaza .. No Then...? Answer: Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman Goes.. Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!

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Ager mobile INDIA me bante to usme templates kuch aise hote: * Kuttey call kar jaldi. * Cigerret lete hua aana. * Teri bhabhi k sath hu. * Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de * Kaha hai bey? * Kal college ya bunk? * Dimag mat kha. * Ghumne chal raha hai kya? * Balance nahi hai.phone kr

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Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)

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Bank robber bank me sher farmate he. jo nasib me hoga wo milega. jo nasib me hoga milega. Hands up koi apni jaghe ni hilega. By - jagdish lodha

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Dangerous Dosti: Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha." Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya. 4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai." 3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?" 1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua""

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*Calls a random number* "Chandni hai?" Nahi.. "Diya?" Nahi.. "Bijli?" Nahi.. "Roshni?" Nahi.. Itne andhere me kaise rehte ho ?? darte nahi ?? :P

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Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein, Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa.. Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H, Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho

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Ek ladki ne chote bacho ko kiss kiya, Or chote bacho k gal par lipstik ka daag lag gaya, Tab ladki boli i am sorry tab bacha bola koi baat nahi, Agar accha kam karte samay daag lag jay to daag acche hai...

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ek bhikhari train me bhikh mang rha tha tbhi ek admi ne use phchan liya or bola0,,, sale tu to wo hi hai na jo apne pichhwade ka xray dikha ke bolta h ke tere dil me chhed h.

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राजू: पत्नी को बेगम क्यूं कहते है? बीरू: क्यूंकि शादी के बाद सारे गम पति के और पत्नी तो बे-गम हो जाती है.

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Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu b time pass kar raha hai.:)

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Dear sunday...!! ..... .. .. Yu tera aana or aakar chale jaana... Dilo ka he toot jaana... So yaar aye ho to 2,3 din baad hi ab jaana... Bcos usne Kaha tha.."Karti hu mai to Pyar Sirf sunday ko.. Krta hu tera Intjaar Sirf sunday ko...

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Touching Lines By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin - Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody.. But, Your Laugh Should Not Give Pain To Anybody......

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Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D

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True lines..!! . . . Ladkiya hmesha us se pyaar karti hain, jo unhe chhor deta hai, . . . . . Aur use chhor deti hai, jo unse pyaar karta hai.

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China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? : : Kyu Q Technical problem hai : : Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo outho jaye : : woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

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