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Ek admi jungle me tatti Krte hue jor se pada Tabhi suvr ke bacche ne Kaha-maa mujhe bhukh lagi hai, To uski ma ne kaha abhi ruk ja Beta ek seeti aur ho jane de.

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Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho Awara, Pagal, Deewana, Luchha, Lafanga, Kamina, . . . . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To. . . . Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai. . . Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke . . . . . "Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai ..

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Sta Da Husan Pa Jalwa Me Nazar Swazi, Har Wikhta Me Sta Da Hijar Pa Nwar Swazi, KHIYAL Ba Sa Sta Pa Yarae Ki Juram Dar Shi, Sta Kho Husan Ta Mula Pa Member Swazi.

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Love tips by Masoom Dil Niraj. Question1- agar koi ladki bhav na de to kya kare????? . . . . Answer- lat marke dil se nikal de.. Aur dusri pe chance mare . India ki 49% (60 crore) womens population kab kam ayegi.

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Man to Santa :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai. toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere.. Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne hai.... to 10 ke 10 tere.... Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai... to Murgi bhi teri.... . . . . . . Abey Sochta Kya Hai Batana.... . . . . . . . . ... Santa :- Abey koi HINT To De thodi.

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Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai. K.k

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Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . . fir kya? hamari mulaqat hi nhi huyi.

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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

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Machhar Bola Insaan Se Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se, Jang Chhid Jayegi, Dushmani Badh Jayegi, Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H, Par Humari Ragon Me Bi To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

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Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai.. PA1

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Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik Mangne Jata Tha. Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya. Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

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Kyun hame bar-bar satate ho Kyun hame bar-bar yaad aate ho Humari toh ruh kaap gayi thi us din Jab hume pata chala ki aap harpic se nahate ho.

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Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha. . Usne Awaaz Lagai . . Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho, Biwi:- Kya Hai? Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai, Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad, Biwi:- Kyu? Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua? Biwi:- Nahi Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.

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Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!

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Koi pyar kehta hai, Koi mohabbat kehta hai aur Kuchh log bandgi kehte hain, Magar jis-se hum pyar karte hain, Usey hum apni zindagi kehte hain

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Pata Nahi Kyu Log Meri Itni Respect Karte Hai Main Jab Unhe Msg Karta Hun To Wo apna sir Neeche Jhuka Kar Mera Msg Padhte Hain.. Bilkul aapki Tarah.. MY CRAZY FANS >>Waris ali

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Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.. New Born Baby Lagegi...

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Student 1: Mere 97.9% hain.. Student 2: Mere 98.1% hain.. Student 3: Mere 99.2% hain.. Delhi University: Aur dikhao Aur dikhao..

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Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! Main bevkuf! . . . . . . Aahista bolo Aawaj yahan tk aa rhi hai Ab Ho to ho sbko btana jruri hai kya.

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . To Golgappe ka thela laga le...:p :O :D

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