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A maut tu kbhi aaye to muje or sirf muje batana, Mere dosto ko nhi, Bcz . . . Saale sab kamine he, pata chala to uski b party mangege!

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Wife n Mobile: Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

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Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum, Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me, Arohi: Nahi, Aise Hi Ro Rahi Thi Tumhari Yaad Main. Rj : Par Me To Yahin Hun Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tumhen. K Ab Tmhen Jitna Rona Hai Ro Lo, Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye, Me Ye Sab Chor Doon Ga Arohi, Me Naya Ban Jaon Ga Tmhare Liye Dekhna Sab Thik Ho Jaye Ga, Me Bhi Tumbhi Madad Kro Gi Na Meri? Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai? Rj: Nahii Bhula Dena Mujhe Hai Avida Tujhe Tujhe Jina Hai Mere Bina.

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Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi ab tum ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya . Kya vja hai? Beti: come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai.. K.k

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"Teacher:complet The Sentence Early To Bed N Early To Rise. " "Jhonny: The Man Has No Interest In His Wife."

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Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.. "HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO....

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Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ... . . . . aur baccha bola: . . . . . School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga .. Hahahahahaha...

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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala.. . . . . . . . Ye Bhi Nai Aata Ye Bhi Nai Aata Ye Bhi Nai Aata saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

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teen ghade the 1 : t.v dekh raha tha 2: khana kha raha tha 3: . ,,,,,,, ........ ...... ....... ........ ........ .. ........ ....... ....... sms padh rahahi

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ek sharabi k haath JINN lag gaya Jinn:" koi 3 wishes mango Sharabi:" 1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho Jinn ne bottle pesh ki.... sharabi ne bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya.. Jaise hi last peg glass mein dala to bottle firse bhar gayi sharabi khush, phir peene laga... Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:" . . . Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de de...

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1 aurat coma me chali gyi. Pati murda samaj kr jalane chala.. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat hosh me aa gyi.. Aftr 1 yr, aurat sach me mar gyi. Sab log RRAM NAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rhe the.. Lekin pati k zuban pe 1 hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE...!!!

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Wo ro ro kar khti rhi hume tumse nafrat he Magar Hum B kehta rhe "Houle houle ho jayega pyar..balye "Houle houle ho jayega pyar..Balye

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Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H. Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho...

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Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..? Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

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Kaminey Friends.. 4 Boys on bike... Police:"Triple riding is banned aurtum 4 baithe ho.. ?? . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"saalo kamino 5wa kahagir gya.. ??

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police- Madam darwaja kholo,Apke pati truck k niche aa kar papad ban gaye hai.. Lady;- To darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai Ab.. Ab niche se sarka do

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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.

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Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banungi, Padhai Karungi, Shaadi Karungi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna !!!

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? . . . Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? . . . Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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