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  • USEY KEHNa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chalo Choro Na Kehna Mera Chakar Laga Main Khud Hi Keh Lun Ga.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera, andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap, sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei . B4i
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.

    Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और
    जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया !
    फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !!
    फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:

    मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,

    Husband : क्या हुआ ??

    Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा..
    दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:

    :joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • That Happiest moment On Facebook . . . . . . . . . . When you are fighting on someone status and your friends support u by liking ur comments.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially female friend..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Halku -tumhe pata hai mere papa ek ungli se 8 logo ko utha sakte hai! Paltu - Wow! Wo kaise. Halku -Kyoki mere papa lift operator hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to? to ema ava template hot, 1. Doba call kr. 2. Cigrate leto avje. 3. Pan leto avje. 4. Aav ne tedva. 5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6. 6. Picture jova javu 6 ? 7. Hamna mandi chale 6. 8. Paisa kale api dais paku. 9. Balance nti. Ane Chelle ?? 10. Halti no tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye... Maneesh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Oh! Shit...!! Are ye kya Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD...!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujse Itne Busy Insan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malik nokar se: Machar kitna shor kar rahe hai. Tmne machar marne ki dawa nahi dali kya? Nokar- Dali hai malik, ye to unki biwiya ha jo ro rahi hai !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS" M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Valentines Day Tips.. Yun raaton ko na jago So lia karo yaaro…. Yun dil mai aansu na roko Ro lia karo yaaro… Baal to bohat achy bnatay ho <(“,)/ (( _// Kbi moun bhi dho lia karo. tabhi to koi larki tujh se nahi set nai hoti… apne bhai k nakshe kadam par chalo… aur shaan se geo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Little Kid Asks His Father, "Daddy, Is God A Man Or A Woman?"

    "Both Son. God Is Both."

    After A While The Kid Comes Again And Asks, "Daddy, Is God Black Or White?"

    "Both Son, Both."

    The Child Returns A Few Minutes Later And Says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson A God?"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek JAPANI INDIA Me Aaya
    Airport Se Usne Ek Auto:motorcycle: Liya Aurhotel Ki Taraf Gaya
    Raste Me Usko Ek Honda Car:red_car: Dikhayi Di
    Japani:" HONDA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast...
    Aage Usko Ek Toyota Car :blue_car:Ne Over Take Kiya
    Japani:" TOYOTA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast..
    Hotel Pahuchkar Usne Driver Se Poocha
    kitne Paise Hue.. ??
    Driver:" RS. 8000..
    Japani:" Itne Paise.. ?
    wo Kaise..??
    Driver:" METER Made In INDIA.
    VERY VERY FAST..
    Hum Se Panga...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही नर्स से बोला: मोबाइल है क्या? नर्स: करेगा क्या? बच्चा: कुछ नहीं भगवान् को कॉल करनी है कि मैंपहुँच गया हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • T.C.- TICKET CHEck kar raha tha, fir Santa se bola ticket hai, Santa- ha sir! T.C.- Dikhao" Santa- Ye lijiye (12 ticket dikhate huye) T.C.- Isme aaj ka kon hai? Santa- sir aaj ka kal milega, kal ka parso, T.c.- Aisa kyo. Santa- meri bv ke pass he :p :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi, Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day. Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara. Par Kyu? Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes