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Ladka apni friend se: Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai; Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga. Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai; Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga. Uske jitne paise nahi hain; Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga. Aur kya chahiye tumhein???? Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...

10 years ago

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kahte hai "OPEN" or "CLOSE" opposite words hai, . magar aap sabse jyada usi se "OPEN" hote ho jiss se aap jyaada "CLOSE" hote ho. Like me & swee2

10 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...

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May the beuty of Deepawali season fill your home with happiness, And may the coming year provide you with all that bring you Joy. *HAPPY DIPAWALI* *JuSt FrOm SkR*

10 years ago

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Principal asked me: Why r u late? all ur classmates came to d class on tym I rplied: "Jhund me to kutte aate he. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai". :-D :p :-):-))

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ARZ KIYA HAI. zara gaur farmiye ! haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI.. Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...... . . Yu na kisi k dil se khelo... . . . . . . . Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ? Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati....

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Ek JAPANI INDIA Me Aaya
Airport Se Usne Ek Auto:motorcycle: Liya Aurhotel Ki Taraf Gaya
Raste Me Usko Ek Honda Car:red_car: Dikhayi Di
Japani:" HONDA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast...
Aage Usko Ek Toyota Car :blue_car:Ne Over Take Kiya
Japani:" TOYOTA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast..
Hotel Pahuchkar Usne Driver Se Poocha
kitne Paise Hue.. ??
Driver:" RS. 8000..
Japani:" Itne Paise.. ?
wo Kaise..??
Driver:" METER Made In INDIA.
VERY VERY FAST..
Hum Se Panga...

9 years ago

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DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye. . . GOR FRMAIYE, . . DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye... . Rkha Hua PHOL B Le Gye kaminey Valentine day Manane K Liye :D . . Salo sudhar jao :

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Baccha- Aunty, Mummy Ne Chini Mangi Hai.. Aunty- Aaccha, Aur Kya Kaha Mummy Ne Baccha- Agar Woh Kamini Na De, To Pinki Aunty Se Le Aana

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Science tichar: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo to thik ho jaingi. student: magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye.

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Kyun hame bar-bar satate ho Kyun hame bar-bar yaad aate ho Humari toh ruh kaap gayi thi us din Jab hume pata chala ki aap harpic se nahate ho.

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Santa : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi banta : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Santa : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

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साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे,
“Me AND My Friend At स्मशानघाट – Feeling Sad.

9 years ago

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Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali k kutte hai . . . . . . . . . . . Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai ki aa raha h ya nhi..

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पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

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jb tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga dekho gussa mat hona qki jb tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj v bandar he.

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PATNI: Sunte ho, pados wale Gupta ji ki beti ko Maths mai 99 marks mile hai. PATI: Arey wah, phir ek number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai

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Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?

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Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

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Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein..! . . . . Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho, . . . Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi, (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!

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