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PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah hote hai…? Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh nahi sakte to unke bhav badhte hi jate hai..

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Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad, Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi. Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D By - ANIL

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“Imran Hashmi” , “On Cosmetic Shop” , “Aik Lipstick Daina” , “Shop Keeper” , “Kon Sa Colour” , “Imran Hashmi” , Yaar Colour ko Choro” , Taste Acha Hona Chahiye” K.k

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‘TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …. STUDENT : ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

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Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha

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For those, Jo apni girlfrnd ko chand samajhte hai.... . . . . Ye mat bhulo k chand par pehle hi 17 log chadh chuke hai... Aur unme ak kuttta bhi tha!*!

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Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho.. ;)

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Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle..... .... bakri kha gayi

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Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do.. . . . . . . Maine kaha:" Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.. ?? . . Woh boli:" Chala aap lena.. main picche baith jaungi.

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Boss-V R Vry Keen On Cleanlines. Did U Wipe Ur Feets On D Mat As U Came In? New Employe- Yes Sir. Bos- V R Also Keen On Truthfulnes Thre Is No Mat

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FRND OR BST FRND ME KYA FARK H??? . . FRND KAHETA H PLZ BHAI DRIVE SAFTLY . . BUT BSTFRND KAHETA H BHAGA SAALE BHAGA AAGE SCOOTY P ITEM JA RAHI H.. :D

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Jruri Nhi Ki Pyar Ki Manjil Mil Jay. Jise Humne Caha Vo Hame Mil Jay. Agar Na Mile Vo To Na Kehna Use Bevfa. Bas Dua Karna Ki, Humse Bhi Pyara Koi Use Mil Jay. by- BHAVIK PARMAR

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If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper, It Is An Insult But If Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement.

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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Once santa, Computer Science student, washing hishands with Dettol . . . . . . . after removing a Virus fromhis System

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Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..

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Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!! By - Ajay ingale

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ek chokrie bhagvanni khub bhakti kari ane bhagvan pragat thaya bhagvan : hu tari bhaktithi prasan thayo chu mang tare mangavu hoy te chokri : bhagvan mara lagna ek samajdar chokra sathe karavi do bhagvan : e shakya nathi biju mang chokri : na bhagvan e kem shakya nathi bhagvan : beta je samajdar hoy te lagna na kare.

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Mukesh Ambani:" Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi, Bech di.. :P :

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Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!

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