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  • Wat is SMS? S -Saala M-Muft Ka S -Sirdard Na Karo To Log Sochte Hai Bhul Gaya h! Karo To Log Sochte H Esko Or Kuch Kaam Nhi H!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • તમે માર્ક કરજો Whatsapp માં બધા એક જ દિશામાં ચાલે છે.
    :point_down:

    :walking: :runner: :monkey: :turtle: :tropical_fish: :fish: :dolphin::bee: :bug: :ant: :snake: :whale2: :crocodile: :leopard::tiger2: :ram: :sheep: :cow2: :water_buffalo: :ox: :pig2::rat: :rabbit2::mouse2::rooster: ???? :dromedary_camel: :camel: :elephant::rooster: ???? :dog2: :poodle: :cat2:
    :red_car: :taxi: :blue_car: :bus: :trolleybus: ????
    :police_car: :ambulance: :fire_engine: :minibus: :truck: :articulated_lorry: :tractor:???? :bike: :monorail: :bullettrain_side: :horse_racing: :mountain_bicyclist: :light_rail::steam_locomotive: ???? :sailboat: :speedboat: :helicopter: :ferry: :bicyclist:????:skier::basketball_player:

    આ :point_right:????":dancer:????" એક બૈરૂ જ એવુ છે કે જે
    અહિંયા પણ ઊંધુ ચાલે છે


    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • आज का ज्ञान : - ज्यादातर लोगो का मानना है की हर successful इंशान के पीछे एक ओरत होती है = = = तो मित्रो अगर आप ज्यादा successful बनना चाहते हो तो = = = = अपने पीछे ओरतो की संख्या बढादो
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 budhi aurat park me baithi thi, Kisi ne uske baazu me BOMB rakh diya.. Sab zor se chillane lage "Aunty Bomb hai, Aunty Bomb ha." Aunty : Nahi Re Paglo, Pehle jaisi baat kahan???
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • एक हाथ में लिपस्टिक
    – दूसरे में मोबाइल
    – एक कान कुकर की सीटी पर
    – दूसरा वाट्सएप की नोटिफिकेशन पर
    – एक आँख टीवी पर
    – दूसरी पति की हरकतों पर
    कौन कहता है नारी जीवन आसान है..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:" Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni Achhi Dikhti... . . Sagar Se Kaha:" Tera Pani Khara Na Hota Toh Kitna Achha Hota, . . Gulab se Kaha:" Tujhme Kaante NaHote Toh KitnaAchha Hota, . . Tab Teeno ek Saath Bole Ke, . . Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki "KAMIYA" Dekhne Ki Aadat Na Hoti Toh Tu Kitna Accha Hota...!! Ek Like to banta hai boss
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Tere Pyar Me Barson Se Pyase Hai Sanam..... . . . . Ladki Ke Kamine Bhai Ne Muh Me Nali Daal Kar Paani Ki Motor Start Kar Di..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Har jagah 1 tufan sa aya h. Har1 k zuba pe "Lakhan" ka naam chaya h Jab b sms tone bajti h Sab bolte h yelo phir_______ KING of "PULGAON" ka pyarasa sms aya h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye Lady: kyun? Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!! By-Mr.Dilip
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera, andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap, sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei . B4i
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 INDIAN ne 1 CHINESE ladki se shadi ki 1 saal baad wo mar gayi use rota dekh ghar walo ne samzaya beta china ka maal tha 1 saal chala wahi bahut hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai? ! ! ! ! ! ! Santa: Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai, Lag jay to wo hasti hai, Na lage to main hasta hu...:(
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dil Ke Mehmaan Ban Jao Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao Ye Sab Bhi Ban Jana Par . Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban Jao.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पति Facebook पर उलझा हुआ था पत्नी रोमांटिक मूड में थी . पत्नी – I LOVE YOU . पति – hmmm…. कोई नई बात हो तो बताओ . पत्नी – “मै माँ बनने वाली हूँ पति – “अच्छा … और कोई नई बात . . . . . पत्नी (चिढ़कर) – “बच्चे के बाप तुम नहीं हो.. grin.png tongue.png
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wife:- Agr Mein Waqt Hou su Log Marie Qdar Karen The ?? Husband:- Log Tney Dekh K Dar Jande, Wife:- Kyon..?? Husband : Log Kehnde Vo Dekho Bura Waqt Aan Laag Raya…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mu or Gu me kya frk hai .... .. . . . . . . Dirty mind: Mu Russia me life ko bolte hai or Gu Russia me khushi ko bokte hai To duya hai meri ki aapke Mu me hamesa Gu rahe from:(Civilian Ravi Guleria)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha. . Usne Awaaz Lagai . . Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho, Biwi:- Kya Hai? Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai, Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad, Biwi:- Kyu? Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua? Biwi:- Nahi Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!! :D:P ;)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes