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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha, Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees” Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du?

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ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena** . Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena ** . . .Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA ** . Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :P

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Amazing Love Story: A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..:O Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. Lekin Boy sikka feknek 1 ghante baad aaya.:-| Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;-> Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. :D Girl-pagal wo to"DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich liya..

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi . . “O zara-zara touch me, touch me,touch me.. . . . . . . Tabhi Pappu utha aur ladki ko chhuliya aur bola:" himmat hai to aageGaa.. girl shock - apna pappu Rock

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life Me =Paisa =Payar =Dost =Izzat Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein Par Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate . Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or Msg Kr diya Karo..

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When i call my girl friend and she doesn’t answer its not a big deal… But When my girl friend call me and I dont answer its like world war III ….:P:P

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Dil Kaa Dard Dil Todney Valey kya Jane, Pyar K Riwajon Ko Zamaney Valey Kya Jane, Hoti Kitni Takleef Hai Ladki Ptane Mein, Ye Ghar Par Beitha Ladki Ka Baap Kiya Jane

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1st Pagal Mujhe Angelina Jolie ne, Shadi k Liye Ha Bol di h. 2nd Pagal: Dikha di naa Ussne Apni aukat, Me Bhi Itni Aasani Se Talaq nahi DUNGA.

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1 Mendhak pandit ke pas gaya or Apna future pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or Tera Dil le jayegi.! Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha? . . . Pandit-BIOLOGY- LAB me.

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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"

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ek jaam wafa ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat k naam, ek jaam dushmno k naam, or puri botal mere 2st k naam, botal ka naam - MILK BADAM

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Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai? Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai... Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.. Doctor- To Kaminey! Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha? Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.

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Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh Log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, Hum to job dein gay

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Boy went2 a girl house, 2tell his feelins 4her, He tuk a lotus,4 proposin Bt her mom opened d door, n all he cud say was.. "Aunty please vote for BJP".

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GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon..:p

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Ek Ladki interview denay gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : bike ! Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : car ! Boss : nhi, toyota car . Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur beech mai kala anda hai…..?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki ankh

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Ek admi nadi me doob raha tha, bola-Ganeshji bachao Ganeshji Dance krne lge. Admi-aap nach kyu rahe ho? Ganeshji-saale mere visarjan me tu b bahut nacha tha na.

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