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  • Ek bar (ramlila ke samay) Vakil ke office Mai Hanuman ji aaye or bole jaldi chaliye. Vakil ne pucha kya hua? To Hanuman ji ne bataya ki Ravan ki hatya ke juram mai shri. RAM ko police ne giraftar kar lia hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: कैसे आना हुआ? मरीज: डॉक्टर साहब, तबीयत ठीक नहीं है, लीवर में दर्द हो रहा है। डॉक्टर: दारु पीते हो? मरीज: हाँ, पर छोटा पैग ही बनाना।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho Aur koi aakar kahe China ka hai kya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir: samajh lo tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe....??????? Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.. Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...???? Student: 20. Sir: kaise...???? Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!! TEACHER SHOCKED STUDENT ROCKED
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar mobile ki battery low ho OR Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen.
    • 9 years ago



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  • GIRLS.. Petrol Badha Hum Chup The Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole... . . . . . . . . . . . . But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!! Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Educated Admi ki shadi Anpad aurat se ho gayi. Subah husband ne pucha: Hamara Environment pasand aaya. Wife: Haa ji, Bas thoda mota tha..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya apko Ladkian Pasand Hai..? Kya aap Ladkion Ki Baten Sunna Chahte Hai..? Kya aap Hamesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rahna Chahte Hai..? . To Beta Golgappe Ka Thela Laga Lo.. >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samander mila to barish ko bhul gaye . Daulat mili tu sab ko bhol gaye…, . baray ajeeb hain yah dunya wale…, . SHEELA mili to MUNNi ko bhul gaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya? Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha? Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi. Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ? Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din delhi rape case ke bad ek uncle ne ek ladki se kaha- Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki meri koi beti nahi... . . . Toh us ladki ne bahut khubsurat jawab diya- . . . . . Khuda betiya bhi unhi ko deta hai jinme unhe paalne ki aukat hoti hai By : Nitish
    • 9 years ago



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  • Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera . . . . Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera . . . Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi . . . . Bhej dena "RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • ख़ानदानी आदत! पिंकी अपनी माँ से, "मां, मैं शादी नहीं करूंगी और अगर आपने जबरदस्ती मेरी शादी किसी से करवाई तो मैं घर से भाग जाऊंगी।" जीतो रोते हुए बोली, "बेटी मैंने तेरे पिता से भाग कर शादी की, तेरी बहन, तेरी मौसी ने भी भागकर शादी की, तेरा भाई नौकरानी के साथ और तेरे चाचा धोबन के साथ भाग गए। तेरी बुआ सब्जी वाले के साथ भाग गई, तेरे पिता भी दो बार पड़ोसन के साथ भागने की कोशिश कर चुके हैं और अब तू भी भागने की जिद कर रही है। तू ही सोच अगर तू ऐसे करेगी तो आस-पड़ोस में हमारी क्या इज्जत रह जाएगी।"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri Kon C Adat Buri Lagti h Jis pe Apka Mera muu Torny Ko Dil Karta h. . . . . . . . . . . Rply karny wala Apni Mout ka Zimadar Khud Hoga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun, Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun, Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Ne Ek Pagal Ki Jaan Bachai Doctor Ne Usse Office Bulaya Or Kaha Tum Ne Us Pagal Ko Pani K Tub Se Nikal Kar Ye Sabit Kiya Hai Ki Tum Normal Hoo Lekin Afsoos Usne Subah Rasi Se Latak Kar Phir Khud Kushi Kar Li . . . Pagal: Hahahaha Wo To . . . . . . . Wo To Maine Usse Sukhne Ke Liye Latkaya Tha !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Line marne k 3 tarike. . . . . . . . 1.pen se . . . 2. Marker se . . . 3. Pencil se. . . . Sab ko apne jaisa Line marne wala mat samjho. Sach ma bahut sharif hun yaar . . !
    • 9 years ago



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