Funny Jokes

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer.."

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Rahim: yaar ye autometically kya hai. Karim: yaar jab auto me takli ladki baithi, Ho to vahi autometically hai.

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Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga. . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to? . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

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Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho Aur koi aakar kahe China ka hai kya

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Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he. By - Yasirnazeer

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BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL: Kyaaa?? BOY: Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY: Wat?? GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na

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S h a d i S- setting band, H- himmat khatam, A- aazadi samapt, D- dimaag kharab, I- imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo.

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Techr: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Paninhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?

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Santa:Yaar,banta tujhe terna aata hai? . Banta:No yaar nahi aata. . Santa:Tere se achchha to ye dogi hai jise terna aata hai! . Banta:Aur tujhe aata hai? . Santa:Ha,aata hai na,me tere jaisa nahi hu! . Banta:To fir tere me aur dogi me fark bhi kaha raha ! Hahahahaha...Thoko Like..By-Prince Suhel

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1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kr raha tha. Kuch Bandar uski topiya utha kr le gaye. Topi wale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola- "Sale tu kya sochta h Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaya" :

10 years ago

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Similarity between GANDHI SALMAN & MALLIKA? Teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha. Ek ne DESH ke liye, Dusre ne AISH ke liye, Tisri ne CASH ke liye

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Welcome to "Sach ka saamna" . Jawab sirf HAAN ya NA me dena hai. . toh lo aap k liye pehla sawal . Kya aap k Ghar wale jante hai k aapka screw dheela h? Reply.

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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

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18 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My Girlfriend? 18 Yrs Old Girl :- Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My Girlfriend? . 18 Yrs Old Girl :- OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will! . . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari.

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Pyar me koi dill tod deta he dosti me koi bharosa tod deta he jindgi jina to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud tutkar do dillo ko jod deta he(prince of heart)

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Hey Bhagwan Aapne Mere Liye Jis Ladki Ko Bhi Banaya Hai,,, . . , . . . . . . . . . . Use Pehle To 4-5 Thappad Maar kaha Chhup Ke Baithi Hai,, Aur,, : . ... . . Kal Use Mujhse Milwa De,,,,

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Raavan ki 20 aankhen thi lekin nazar sirf 1 aurat pe, Aur aap ki sirf 2 aankhen hai lekin nazar har aurat pe, replay Toh batao asli Raavan kaun hai ???

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Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband :
Don’t Forget To Buy Vegetables On Your Way Back From Office, And Savita Says Hi To You .

Husband :Who Is Savita ?

Wife :
Nobody ,,,,
I Was Just Making Sure That You Read My Message

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8 years ago

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शादी क्या होती है ......
ये समझने के लिए .....
एक वैज्ञानिक ने शादी कर ली....
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अब उसको समझ नही आ रहा कि
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विज्ञान क्या होता है...!!!
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Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad, Dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad, Khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.

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