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  • Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola Santa: “ Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe ” Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “ Arey Utho Aapne BistarPar Peshaab Kar Diya Hai “
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का और लड़की फेसबुक chat करते हुए: लड़की: तू कभी हसता नहीं है क्या? लड़का: क्योँ? लड़की: नहीं, तेरा हसते हुए फोटो नहीं है ना इस लिए पूछा.. लड़का: तू कभी नहाती नहीं है क्या? लड़की: Log Out..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 Most Difficult Things To Do In The World.. 1. You Cant Count Ur Hair. 2. You Cant Wash Your Eyes With Soap. 3. You Cant Breathe When Your Tongueis Out.. Now Please Put Ur Tongue Back Inside..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar: Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!! Kyunki kuch log... "Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..:
    • 9 years ago



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  • दादा (पोते से)- तेरी टीचर आ रही है, जा छुप जा. पोता- पहले आप छुप जाओ, आपकी मौत के बहाने मैंने दो हफ्ते की छुट्टी ले रखी है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Patane K 3 Tareekey.. . . . 1) . . . 2) . . . 3) . . . Jaldi Likh Kar Batao, Mai Abhi Tak Single Hu Yaroo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai... . . . . Santa:" Kaise ?? . . . . . Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Call Girl Ne Apne Dalal Se Shadi Karli Kisi Ne Pucha Ap K Husband Kya Karte Hain? Call Girl : He Is Director Sales And Marketing Of My Hole Sale Company.
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is 1+4+3 ? I+love+you No I+like+you No I+miss+you No 1+4+3 means 1+4+3=8 maths pe dhyan do romance par nahi......
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh kapicha kr rha hai. Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha k agar tum aisa na kro to main tum 2 no ki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi. Sher:" mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 helmet chahiye. Sher:" baraabar waale jungle k tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 bike de do. Sher:" sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: "is sher ko Gay bana do.. PA1
    • 9 years ago



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  • My updates:- Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai, Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai, Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost, Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai… By jatin
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mr.BEAN puts pencil in2 a horlicks bottle! Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? To make the pencil taller, strongr & sharpr, He is so intelligent! Just like u.. ;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • "PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Mene Ek Ladki Ko Request Send Ki . . . . . Shaam Uska Messege Aaya: Sorry Main Unknown Ko Add Nahi Karti . . . . . . Maine Reply Kiya: Jo Pehle Se 982 Friends Add Kiye Hai, Tu Un Sab Ki AUNTY Lagti Hai Kya Kamini.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy : you are Beautiful! Girl : "Tan"q and you are Handsome.. . . Boy : Then our Children would be Awesome.. ¤BLOCKED¤
    • 9 years ago



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  • AaSMaN JiTNa NeeLa H - WaH-WaH - SuNFLoWer JiTna PeeLa H - WaH-WaH - PaNi JiTna GeeLa H - WaH-WaH - TuMHare DiMaG Ka NUT USSe JYaDa DHeeLa H
    • 9 years ago



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  • Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo - aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole - mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola - chad gayi saale ko..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.. New Born Baby Lagegi...
    • 9 years ago



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