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  • Arz Kiya Hai… Aye Sunami Jarurat Nahi Teri In Khaufnak Lehro Ki, Zindagi Mein Khauf Laane Ke Liye, Gharwali He Kaafi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gar me diya jaleto Diwali mat samjo Gar me diya jale to Diwali mat samjo Me tere piche pada to Muje mawali mat samjo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati- Kale Mara Sapna Ma 1 6okri Aavi, Shu Mast 6okri Hati Patni- Ekli Aavi Hati Ne.. Pati- Tane Kevi Rite Khabar? Patni- Eno Pati Mara sapna Ma Aavyo Hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha . . Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......?? .. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai. . . Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. . . Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya.. .. Hit like for kaminey frnds....
    • 10 years ago



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  • DUKHI GHAZAL : Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad , Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola. Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Machar bate kar rahe the 1st bola mai docter banuga 2nd bola mai enginear banuga Itne me AUNTY ne mortin jala di, machar bola sali ne carear kharab kar diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ?सच्चा प्यार:heart: वो नहीं जिसमे ‪#‎GF‬? तुम्हे जानू कह के बुलाये,?
    सच्चा? प्यार वो है जिसमे ‪#‎MUMMY‬? तुम्हे ‪#‎Oye‬ नालायक? कह के बुलाये??
    ‪#‎Love‬ ‪#‎U‬ Mom?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?? . . . . . . Khud kitne bade kaminey honge Par larki shareef chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dek.. Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu:-tujhe ghar se market pahuchne me ek ghanta laga or return me char ghante kyon lage? . . . . . Santa:-kya karu yaar reverse me ek hi gear tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje . . Pappu: Nahi . . Girl: Q Nahi? . Pappu: Bade-budhe Kah Gae He Ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sonu- Yaar, Mujhe Tennis Ki Bahut Knowledge Hai.. ..Tu Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le Monu- Accha, To Ye Bata . Tennis Net Me Kitne Chhed Hote Ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue, Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k, Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Muje samjh nhi ati ktum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Qnhi pakati? . . . . . Biwi: Q k tum wesa atta nahighundtay . . . Jesa Tumharay abba ghondtay the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k, Sajdhaj kr, new dress pehan kar shaadi, party, ya kisi function me ja rahi ho . . . . Toh samajh lo . . . . . . . Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya . . . relationship status :
    • 10 years ago



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