• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Funny Jokes
  • Funny Jokes   4862
  • Chhoti Si He Zindagi Hans K Jio, Bhula K Gam Saare Sar Utha K Jio, Udasi Me Kya Rakha He Muskura K Jio, Apne Liye Na Sahi Apno K Liye Jio.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he. By - Yasirnazeer
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sir=SOMUDRER MAJHE LEBU GACH ACHE.TUMI KI KORE LEBU PARBE? Boy=PAKHI HOYE SIR=MANUSH KE PAKHI KI TOAR BAP BANABE? BOY=SOMUDRER MAJHE LEBU GACH KI TOAR BAP LAGABE.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to? to ema ava template hot, 1. Doba call kr. 2. Cigrate leto avje. 3. Pan leto avje. 4. Aav ne tedva. 5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6. 6. Picture jova javu 6 ? 7. Hamna mandi chale 6. 8. Paisa kale api dais paku. 9. Balance nti. Ane Chelle ?? 10. Halti no tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I thought i m in love, My nites going sleeples My days going useles So i askd GOD Is dis LOVE? God replied No Dear, Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?" . . Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai." . . Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain." . . Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai." . . . Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai." Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Shaam Hote He Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai, Toote Khawbo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Hota Hai, Tumhari Yaad Aise Waqt Bahut Aate Hai, Jab Bandar Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • GOLU:muje wo ladki pasand h MOLU: uska 1 boyfriend h GOLU-hr goalpost k aage goalkeeper hota h uska matlab ye nahi ki hm gol nhi kr skte
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 5 राज्यो मे चुनाव के तारीखो कि घोषणा हो चुकी है उस दिन वहां के लड़को को पता चल जाएगा कि उनके मोहल्ले कि कौन कौन सी लड़कियां 18 साल हो चुकी हे :- Khan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Pehle, Apne Qatil Se Aakhri Alfaz . . . . . . . Mujhe Mar Dalo Buzdil Insan ! Tum Mujh Se Jalte Ho Q K Tumhari Bv Tum Se Nahi, Mujh Se Darti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki Iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh Sare eggs tumare, agar tum Batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 Tumare, aur agar tum bata doke Ande kiske hai, Toh woh murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint toh do na plz?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Movies of school life.... ... Classes- Bardaast. .. Attendance- Hera pheri. .. Classroom- No entry. .. Teacher- Janidusman. .. Exam- Evil dead. .. Examinar- Don. .. Frnd during exam- Hum aapke h kaun.....? .. Viva- Encounter. .. Marking- Andha kanoon. .. Exam time- Qayamat. .. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. .. Question peper- Ek paheli. .. Result- Sadma. .. Pass- Chamatkar. .. Fail- Devdas. .. Future- Na tum jano na hum.......%-);-):-|.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pappu Har Station Utar K Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha . Kyu? . Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use . Lamba Safar Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bhrmar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena . Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena . . . Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA. . Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Recharge na kara dena...:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pappu ne exam me arz kiya . . . . Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa LikhoK PEN Bhi Ronay Par Majboor Ho jaye, . . Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye .,..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes