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Jhonny- Kyun Doctor Sahab, Chashma laga kar Main padh sakunga na? Doctor- Haan haan Bilkul. Jhonny-Toh phir thik hai Warna Anpadh aadmi ki Zindagi bhi koi Zindagi hai.

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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon ;

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya, Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ” Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance ??

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Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.

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1- Ladki Tottaa Honi Chahiye, Pyare Toh Kutte Ke Pille Bhi Hote Hain. 2- Ladki Pyari Honi Chahiye, Tottaa Toh Parrot Bhi Hota Hain. 3- Ladki Cute Honi Chaiye, Bold & Curves Toh Blackberry Bhi Hote Hain 4- Ladki Mein Attitude Hona Chahiye, Angry Toh Aajkal Birds Bhihoti Hain . 5- Ladki Samajhdar Honi Chahiye, Lovely Toh University Bhi Hain.

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After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!!" :p :P By - ANIL

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Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai? Beta- khirki se. Dad- woh kaise? Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh rahi thi, Jaan khirki se nikal jao.

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Patni Kapde Dhone Lagi To Achanak Se Pati Ki Shirt Utha Kar Gusse Se Puchha. Patni: “ Ye Aap Ki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya? ” Pati: “ Arrey, Main Khud Hairan Hoon, Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi “

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Neend ati h to khwab ata h Khwab me eak ladki ati h Ladki ke piche uska baap aata h Fir na neend ati h na khwab ata h

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Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile inter-change kar diya....... . . . . . . . . Next week they got Divorced...

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Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya...... ... Boy- I LOVE U JAAN. .. Girl- sacchi. .. Boy- mucchi. .. Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana... .. .. .. .. .. Boy- Sorry Didi worng number.....:-* Djsumit

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Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho, Kuch Sunaao Yaar. . . . . . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui samjh lena Zindgi Khatam hui Tumhari.

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Kinna karda C pyar taiNu tu puchya Naa iK vaaR vi . . BharO attitude Dikhande rHe Andro kardi pyar C . Assi ve naa keH sake Bin tere ve naa reh sake . Seedpur vich ee Bethya Ankit Tere Jawab laiye Haan kardi nhi te bhut kuttu 4 saal kharab karte tu join me on fb search ankit seedpur

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Ek ladke ko ek ladki se pyar tha. . . Wo ladka ladki ke bap se milne gaya aur bola ladk : me apki beti se pyar karta hu aur shadi karna chahta hu baap : teri aukat dekh meri beti ke toilet paper bhi nai kharhd sakta ladka : acha uncle itna haghti hai to fir rehnedo hahahaha

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College days ::: Sona - 10 ghanta PC - 4 ghanta Khelna - 4 ghanta Tv - 3 ghanta Dost - 2 ghanta GF/BF - 1 ghanta Aur padhai . . . . . !!!GHANTA!!!

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Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...?

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Dabangg effect- Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai.. Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI.. Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!

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Professor:What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..? Student:Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr… Professor:Ye kya thaa …? Student:Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS" M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....

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Sasural me damad ki izzat kyo zada hoti he ? . . . . Kyoki vo jante he ki Ye vohi mahaan aadmi he Jisne hamare ghar ka Toofan sambhal rakha hai..

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