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  • Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom AgreedTo "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to"Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had"Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit"Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. wah wah Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. Isme "mushkil hi kya h? 2 hi to "hote h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon? Girl: Han Q nai, Just a mint Inbox delete, Sent item delete, Call history delete Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta H Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kr Jata Hai..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do u know? what is friendship? ? ? khud ko jor se thappad lagao. Dard mujhe hoga. Yakeen nahi hota? Toh Try-kar lo....
    • 9 years ago



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  • anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Read Must :D Dabangg effect- Sir: Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Pappu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTER JI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI, CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR KE B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtameez kya bak rha hai.. Pappu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTER JI, AAPKE PAPA KAISE HAI..?? Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Pappu: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTER JI, WARNA ANS PAPER ME ITNE CHHEDKARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZEro
    • 9 years ago



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  • Call Summary;) Boy To Boy=00:00:59 Bou To Mom=00:10:30 Boy To Dad = 00:02:36 Boy To Gf 01:15:01 Girl To Girl = 00:29:59 Gf To Bf =00:00:05 (Call Back) Share If U Agree!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so ... rahi hai. ... Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Tha Nachna Gana Khelna Kudna Uff Bahar Jana Gilapan Ka Darr Phir Muje Mila Bas 20 Rs Me MOBILE COVER Ab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !! . . Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he... . . . . . . . . . . Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he... !!! By:_____blacink___
    • 9 years ago



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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Oh att da shikari aa jihnu Aaj phir tere yaad aye aa oh Hitler in Love aa baby tere chadti jawani vekh k Touchwood Touchwood karda va Jaan to bina Mirza phr kehda marda va Babbu Maan jive att aa ohde kehda katt aa babbu maan de fan Like maro my fb page Ankit seedpur
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 9 years ago



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