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  • Kisi ne mujhse apki Umar puchi, maine kaha Chehre se_18Yrs. Styl se_17yrs, Swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, Ankho se_8yrs. Kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Soorakh Mein 6 Soorakh Kis Tarha Dalo Ge? Socho? . . . Socho? Bhai . . Socho, Dimag Laga ... . . . Answar Is Very Simple Yaar . . . .... Apni Gnd Main Bansuri Lelo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyo yaad dilati ho mujhe wo beeti bate, kyo dil jalati ho mera, wo to bhul chuke h ham ek beete lamha samjhkar, hum yuhi yaad karte rahte unhe arman samjhkar, (vicky)$.$ love
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man in bed with wife? sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her legs, & runs his hand everywhere, moves back towards top & stops. Wife gasps..”WhY Did u StoP…?” Man-Remote Mil gaya! Tum So jao.. =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sham kisi bazm may jute jo kho gaye Ham ne kaha bataiye ghar kaise jayenge Kahane lage ke sher sunate raho yun hi Ginate nahi banenge abhi itane ayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rahul Gandhi - Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi, Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi lagti hai. . . . . . . . . . . Second man : Kamine, teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi Pizza khaa raha hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer:Is sheeshay ki kia warranty hai? Dukandar:Ap is ko 100 manzil se nechay girao ye sheesha 99 manzil tak nahi tootay ga. Customer:Pack kar do…!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa: kyu? Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge 1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rahi hai Boy- Ye 1 vachan hua Teache- Bahut c aurte khdkiyo se jhak rahi hain Boy- Ye to REDLIGHT area hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi, Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mujhe Udaas Dekhkar Usne Kaha, Mere Hote Hue Tumhe Koi Dukh Nhi De Skta, "PHIR AISA HI HUA" Zindagi Mei Jitne Dukh Mile, Sab Usi ne Diye.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Se Puchha. Ladka: “Agar Ek Din Ke Liye Aapko Ladka Banne Ka Vardaan Mil Jaye, To Sabse Pehle Aap Kya Karogi?” Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Khade-Khade Mutungi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe Phone Per Dhamkiya Mill Rahi Hai. Police: Kaun Hai Woh Jo Aapko Dhamkiya De Raha Hai? Customer: Telephone Wale Bolte Hai Ke, Bill Nahi Bharoge Toh Kaat Denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai koi ladki hume thukra de Gum nahi.. wah-wah Koi Ladki hume thukra de gum nahi.wa wa Are us ladki ki ma ka bhosda jiski kismat me hum nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ... ..... =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..
    • 10 years ago



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  • -=Aaj Ka ZaLim SMS=- - BOY To GiRL: Kya Main Aapka HaaTh CHooM SaKTa Hu? . . . . . . GiRL: ~Kyu Kamine~ Mere LiPS Pe ZeHar LaGa Hai Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata . . . . Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai? ? ? ? ? ? Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!. . . . . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • मां बेटी से – तुम्हारा बॉयफ्रेंड कैसा इन्सान है. क्या वो आदरणीय है? बेटी: हां मा, वो ५० साल का एक समझदार इन्सान है. उसे शराब या जुआ की आदत नहीं है. अच्छे संस्कारी परिवार से है. एक अच्छी बीवी और दो समझदार बच्चे भी है.
    • 10 years ago



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