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  • PATNI: Sunte ho, pados wale Gupta ji ki beti ko Maths mai 99 marks mile hai. PATI: Arey wah, phir ek number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?” Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Kaa Dard Dil Todney Valey kya Jane, Pyar K Riwajon Ko Zamaney Valey Kya Jane, Hoti Kitni Takleef Hai Ladki Ptane Mein, Ye Ghar Par Beitha Ladki Ka Baap Kiya Jane
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher Asked Santa : Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho, aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to kitni bach gyi? Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud jayengi. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aai. . . . . . Santa : Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain. 1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar aur 1 choos kar batao konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher sharmate hue:Jo choos rahi Hai. Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me mangalsutra hai, . . . lekin apki soch mujhe pasand Aai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche.. . 1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next. . 2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next.. . 3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon. God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..: AWESOME
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai: Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche, Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka, Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki, Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ मेरेज रजिस्ट्रेशन ऑफिस गया लंच टाइम होने के कारण ऑफिस बंद थी और ऑफिस के बहार एक बोर्ड में लिखा था दोपहर 1 बजे से 2 बजे तक ऑफिस बंद रहेगी, तब तक एक बार फिर सोच ले
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu b time pass kar raha hai.:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samanddar"Me Gehraai Ki Tarah, . Pyar"Me Judai Ki Tarah, . RAB"Kare AaPki Girlfriend AaPko Rakhe, . . . BilKul Apne"Chhote Bhai_Ki Tarah.."
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha. Judge ne kaha "ORDER ORDER" Shrabi Replied "Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tujako dekhenge to sitare diya mangege....... Pyase teri zulfose ghata mangege..... Apane kandhe se dupaTa na sarakne dena,,,,,varana buddhe bhi javani ki duaa mangege...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dost ruthe to sab ruthe fir ruthe to jag chute fir ruthe to dil tute fir bhi ruthe to ? ? uthaa chappal mar sale ko jab tak chappal na tute
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaadi Ki Party Mein DJ Ne Puchha: Kab Tak Bajaana Hai Santa: 8-10 Peg Tak Baja Lo Uske Baad Toh Hum Sab Generator Ki Awaz Par Bhi Naach Lenge. Q Ki 10 Baje K Baad Line Kaha Rehta Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahaduri kya hai ??? . . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . . Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi ho . . . . . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suhagrat Ke Bad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola . Pati : Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi " . . Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya . . Patni- " Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya ?" :-P :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति होटल के कमरे से होटल के मैनेजर को फोन करता है -: प्लीज़ जल्दी मेरे कमरे में आओ ..बहुत जरुरी है . मैनेजर - क्या हुआ सर ....? . पति - मेरी पत्नी कह रही है के वो तुम्हारे होटल की खिड़की से कूद जाएगी ...!! . मैनेजर - माफ़ कीजिये सर ..ये आपकी personal problem लगती है . पति -: हरामखोर ..!! ये खिड़की नहीं खुल रही है ये maintenance problem है .!
    • 9 years ago



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