Funny Jokes

God- What Ur Wish? Student- Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Louta Do.. God- Beta, Maine Tumhe Wish Mangne Ko Kaha "JANNAT" Nahi..!

10 years ago

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5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado . . . . . lado mat sabki bari aayegi Saini g Star (Alok Saini)

10 years ago

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Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai..

10 years ago

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Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam, Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?” Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“

10 years ago

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After Watching RAANJHANA Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki, "Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!" Example: JANNAT, ISHAQZAADE & Now RAANJHANA..!!

10 years ago

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1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya. 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti hai!

10 years ago

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Ladkiyon ke mUn se kon sa word zyada achaa lagta hai...?? 1. Sorry.. 2. Thanx.. 3. Kutta Kamina.. 4. Bandar.. 5. Duffer.. 6. I like U.. 7. I love U.. 8. Daffa ho.. 9. Shut up.. 10. Idiot.. 11. Huh.. 12. Awwwwww..

10 years ago

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Pyar zindgi ka 1 khubsurat lamha hai, ye sab rishto se albela h, jise mil jaye vo tanhai me b khush hai, or jise na mile vo bhid me b akela hai.

10 years ago

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:boy:बच्चा टॉयलेट से आवाज लगाते हुये....
"मम्मी..कर ली"

मम्मी:princess: "खुद धोलो बेटा"

:boy:बच्चा गुस्से में:rage:...
"जब आप धुला नहीं सकती तो जबरदस्ती खिलाती क्यों हो"

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9 years ago

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Girl:-Itne sare khilaadi ek football, ko laat kyo maar rahe hai? Boy:-Gol karne k liye. Girl:-Pagal hai... Football ko or kitni gol banayenge...

10 years ago

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Boy to grl"i luv u" girl"tameez se baat kijiye." boy-"bismillah-e-rahim noor-e-jannat, mohtarama-e-khas, kya aap hmare bachho ki ammi banogi.??

10 years ago

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A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."

10 years ago

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MAST LIFE kise kehte hai? LEE ka jeans RAYMOND ka suit ho BMW car Amitabh k ghar ke pas bungla ho & Aishwrya aakar kahe THODI CHINI MILEGI.

10 years ago

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Pyaar ne pucha zindagi kya hai? humne kaha tere bin kuch nahi. ♣ usne fir pucha dard kya hai? humne kaha jab tu sang nahi. ♣ pyaar ne pucha mohabbat kaha hai? humne kaha mere dil me kahi. ♣ usne fir pucha khuda kaha hai? humne ne kaha tujhme kahi. ♣ pyaar ne pucha humse ishq kyu hai? humne kaha usko bhi pata nahi. ♣ pyaar ne pucha aetbaar karoge mera? humne kaha tumse badkar koi nahi......! ORD♣

10 years ago

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Ek ladki ne chote bacho ko kiss kiya, Or chote bacho k gal par lipstik ka daag lag gaya, Tab ladki boli i am sorry tab bacha bola koi baat nahi, Agar accha kam karte samay daag lag jay to daag acche hai...

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha, Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai? Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya

10 years ago

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Har Sapne Ko Apni
Sanson Mein Rakho,
Har Manzil Ko Apni
Bahon Mein Rakho,
Har Jeet Aapki He Hai,
Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni
Nigahon Mein Rakho….

9 years ago

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How To Kill A Mosquito:
Catch It Alive,
Tie Its Legs
then Make Gudgudi In Its Stomach
and When It Laughs, Catch Its Mouth
& Pour A Spoon Of Poison ….

9 years ago

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Wife- Q ji.. Jab mai moti ho jaungi Aap mujhe tabh bhi itna pyar karoge? Husband- Nahi.. Maine sukh dukhme sath dene ka wada kiya hai Mote-Patle me nahi.

10 years ago

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Kamini Ladkiya Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan.. apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa...

10 years ago

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