Funny Jokes

Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se: Madam, 10Rs De Do. Madam: Ye Lo! Bhikari Jane Laga. Madam: Arey DUA to Do Bhikari: Car Me To Bethi Ho, Ab Kya rod Pe Bethogi?

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FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..

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Son: papa kal school main ek small get together hai. Chaloge? Father: Small get together kya hota hai? Son: Only you me and principal

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आमिर खान – “पापा कहते हैं बड़ा नाम करेगा …. ” 20 साल बाद : इमरान खान (आमिर खान की फिल्म में ) - . . . . . “डैडी मुझसे बोला ….. तू गलती है मेरी …. !”

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Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabi Nai Milegi. . . . . . . . . Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke, Fb Pe Search Kia To 111 Or Mil Gai...

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Cheenti (Ant) auto mei taange bahar nikal ke baithi thi... . . Auto driver -: Taange bahar kyu nikal rakhi hai.....? . . Cheenti -: Haathi (Elephant) aayega to use marungi saala ne kal aankh mari thi.....:)

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Agar Hero Chunao Lade- Aditya Yadav Tab unke bhasad Is tarah ke honge- Dharmendra- dhosto ye Vote in kuto mat dena. Amitabh- Mere Pas Vote hai, voter hai or condidate hai tumhare pass kya hai, aye. Gabbar- Abe a kaliya Tu Vote kise dega Re, Sunil- hey Voter Ye vote kisi or ke nahi ho sakte, yadi huye to samjho vo har gaya. Sharukh- Kitni Siddat se tumhe batane ki kosis ki, ki jise tum vote doge use puri janta jitane me lag jati hai. Salmaan- Mujh Par ek Ehsaan Karna Ki BJP ko Dhyan Me Rakhna.

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Jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. gor farmaiye.. jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. wah wah. saap or bhi kamina tha wo salla earphone lgaye betha tha..

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Cute lines... Dont try hard to understand urself, just leave... Because a lovable heart ll do that job better than u. Djsumit

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Ek sach- Bahut time pehle 2 Lovers ne suside krne kaplan kiya. Ladka pehle jump maar k pani me kud gya lekin Ladki nhi kudi. Tb se hi"Ladies First" ka Rule H.....!!

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Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Soncho Soncho . . Vry simple kurkure khatam ho jata hi.....

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पापा- बेटा, आज क्या बात है..तुम्हारी मां बहुत चुपचाप बैठी हैं। बेटा- पापा, अब और दुखी मत कीजिए, मां मेरी वजह से चुप हैं। पापा (खुशी से)-अच्छा!!! ऐसा क्या किया तूने??? बेटा- मां ने मुझे बाजार से लिपस्टिक लाने भेजा था, मैं फेविस्टिक ले आया।

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Girl:Mera Dil mobile hai or Ap Us k SIM. Boy:Main bahot Khush hu Girl:Zyada khush Mat Ho. Boy: Kyu.? Girl: Q Ki mobile dual sim ka he.!!

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Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya...... ... Boy- I LOVE U JAAN. .. Girl- sacchi. .. Boy- mucchi. .. Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana... .. .. .. .. .. Boy- Sorry Didi worng number.....:-* Djsumit

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bhikari naine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike raahgir to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho bhikari ye un sautariko me sabse adsanta rika hai shyam kumar

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‘LOFER’ Or ‘OFFER’ Mein Kiya Farq Hai? Ager Koi Ladka Kisi Larki Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘LOFER’ Ager Koi Ladki Ladkay Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘OFFER’ Had Ho Gayi Yar!

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Ek baar Raju, Farhaan aur Rancho ek scooty pe baith ke kahi jaa rahe the.. . . . . . Suddenely Rancho udd gaya...:p kyu.. ???/ . . . . . . . . . Kuki behti hawa sa tha wo... Udti patang saa tha wo...:p :D . . . . . Ab ye post padhna band karo aur Kaha gaya use dhundo..:p :O:D

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Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Meri right ankh kani (-_+) Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

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Gujju english love letter: Mari deer Puspa, U r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very press yes.. Tharo lower, Comeless.

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Ladki sath ho to HOTEL Bill, Ladki dur ho to Phone bill, aur ladki dur hi ho gayi to daru ka Bill, Isliye na lagao Dil na aayega bill, ;o)

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