Funny Jokes

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to? Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".

10 years ago

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Boy to girls Girl- chalo kahi ghumne chale... Boy- ha chalo kaha jaana hain ? Girl- garden.. Boy- per tum to abhi taiyaar nhi hui ho.. Girl- bus main 2 minutes me taiyaar hoke aati hun.. Boy- tum kya Maggie ho jo 2 minutes me taiyaar ho jaogi...

10 years ago

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Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!! :D :P ;)

10 years ago

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murgi farm ka malik nokar se, sale sab murgo ko 1 - 1 karke la. nokar-kya huaa? malik-are, ande khali nikal rahe h. pata kr kon sa murga c*nd*m use kr raha h.

10 years ago

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Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...?

10 years ago

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When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day . . . . When Shammi Kapoor died, we were l bombarded with clips from his old movies. . . . . When Jagjit Singh died, we could hear nothing but his old ghazals all day across all channels . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Intezaar toh ab bas Sunny Leone k marne ka hai.

10 years ago

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Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....?? . Husband:"office - me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u sweet heart....?? . . . . . wife:"mai club me tere piche khadihu...

10 years ago

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Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi. Job 8 Hours Ki Thi. Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya. Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya. Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi. Sb Serial Se Lga Di.

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Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. aur . . Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

10 years ago

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Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola : BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai. . . Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ?? . . BOY :- Lo... Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....:P :D . . . . Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked .........

10 years ago

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Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.

10 years ago

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1 bhikhari so rha tha, aur Usne apne samne board laga rakha tha, "4 god sakE" "katore me Note hi dale* *sikke daal kr neend kharab na kre

10 years ago

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Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo

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कृपया होली वाले दिन इनका वही मतलब निकालना जो बचपन में समझते थे| grin.png - मैं गीली हो गयी हूँ| tongue.png - और कहीं भी डालो बस मुंह पे मत डालना| tongue.png - कपड़े मत फाड़ो, मैं डलवा रही हूँ न| tongue.png - अच्छा बाबा लो डाल लो| -tongue.png - एक-एक करके डालो यार|tongue.png - तेल लगा कर आना नहीं तो जायेगा नहीं| tongue.png - यार मेरे गुब्बारे में छेद है| tongue.png - मेरे गुब्बारे मत छेड़ो| tongue.png - तुम मेरी पिचकारी पकड़ो मैं तुम्हारे गुब्बारों में हवा भरता हूँ | tongue.png - तुम्हारी पिचकारी किसी काम की नहीं है| grin.png अग्रिम होली की प्रारम्भिक शुभ कामनाएं|...!!!

10 years ago

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Boy:-I luv U.. Girl:-I hate U... Boy:-R U sure.. Girl:-yes..... Boy:-weter make a bill alone for me...... Girl:-hey,hey wait........ I luv u.........

10 years ago

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Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge

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સામાન્ય લોકો - મને ટોયલેટ જવું છે.

કવિ લોકો !
મલકાય છે પેટમાં કોઈ લહેર એવી,
લાગે છે એને કોઈ કિનારાની તલાશ છે..:sweat_smile:

6 years ago

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Sharabi Hawa Me Coin Uchaal Kar Bola: Heads Aaya To Wiskey, Tails Aaya To Vodka, Zamin Pe Khda Rha To Rum, Aur Hawa Me Rha To Aaj Se Daaru Band..!

10 years ago

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Boy:I LOV U, Girl:Me bi tumse "I LOV U" Kahu to kya karoge? B:Khushi se mar jaunga, G:Ja Pagle nahi kehti.. JEE Le. "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara"

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आपके अकाउंट में 2000 रुपए सक्सेसफुली रीचार्ज हो कर दिया गया है.. अभी आपका अकाउंट बैलेंस है 2050. . आहा! चेहरा तो देखो जैसे लंगूर के हाथ अंगूर लगा हो.

10 years ago

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