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  • in ladkiyo se dil lagana 1 bhool h, inke piche itna bhagana fizool h, jis din kisi ladki ne khe diya i lov u, to samajh lena us din april fool h.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • गर्लफ्रेंड :princess:????: मेरी मम्मी को तुम
    बहुत पसंद आये हो :)

    पींगु :man:????: चल पगली.. कुछ भी हो, मैं शादी तुम से ही करूँगा, आँटी से कहना वो मुझे भूल जाए...:laughing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Kohli calls Dhoni... Sakshi picks it up Sakshi : Hello kaun ? Kohli : Dhoni hai ? Sakshi : nhi Kohli : achaa...waise IPL 5 aur IPL 6 ka final kaun haara maine dekha nhi ? Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun...tujhe kitni baaar btaun CSK haar gyi Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone kiya tha...sun k accha lagta hai...hahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Phone Baja… Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu. . . . Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.. . Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena.. . Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ? Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye. Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo ! later. Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ? Salesman : 650/- only. Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher: Bacho chalo batao tum kis khandan se releated? Pappu: miss, mujhe lagta ha, ham janwaro ke khandan se ha! Teacher: vo kese? Pappu: Papa kahte ha gadhe ki tarah kaha se ghum ke aa raha? Mummy kahti ha bandar ki tarah uchal-kood band karke padhayi kar! Or Dadi kahti ha mera beta sher(lion) ha. :D #love
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Aap KAMINEY ho Gussa karte ho to karo par Aap KAMINEY ho . . K-Kimti A-Acche M-Masum I-Imandar N-Natkhat E-Educated Y-Yadgar Dost . Dekha aap kitne KAMINEY HO.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • arz hai : "teri girlfriend bahut sarif hogi " oy hoy kya bat he "teri girlfrienf bahut sarif hogi " wah wah kya kahi "pr nahati to nangi hogi " kasamkhan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • "Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Truth :P Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do . . . ... . . . . . . . Rokti pairo se hi hai .... xP xD
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta TOH aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki 1 student sare subject padhe? "JAGO Students JAGO"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Krna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband ghar se chala gaya.. Husband: Rat ko phone pay, “Khanay mein kia hai?” Wife: Zeher. Husband: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola. Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai” Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar santa ki bhains kho gaye woo use dhoondta huwa park me pahucha wha ek ladka appne premika ki ankh me aankhe dal kaar kah raha rha tha- "Jaan mughe tumhari aakho me puri duniya nazar aati hai" Santa bola, bhai jara dekh kaar batao ki meri bhains kaha hai ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी मुर्गे का फर्म चलाता था. उसने किसी फौजी रिश्तेदार को दावत पर बुलाया. रिश्तेदार दो मुर्गे खा गया फिर भी उसका पेट नहीं भरा. उसकी नजर और मुर्गों पर थी. रिश्तेदार (आंगन में एक बूढे मुर्गे को देखकर):देखो , यह मुर्गा किस शान से लड़खड़ा रहा है. आदमी (चिढ़कर):शान क्यों न हों? इसके दो बेटे एक फौजी अधिकारी की सेवा जो कर चुके हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi, Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai. To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade. Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?” Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye” Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera” Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“
    • 10 years ago



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  • ARZ KIYA HAI KI! i am a dog and you are a flower, wah wah... i am a dog and you are a flower, so let me lift my leg and give you a shower.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl:- आज मॉल में तू क्या
    कर रहा था….????
    Boy:- :apple:का:pill:लिया….!!!

    Girl: – क्यों? तबियत को क्या हुआ
    जो फल और दवाई….???
    Boy:- अरे पगली Apple Ka Tablet लिया। Smiley Joke
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes