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Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya

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Murga:-I LOVE U..... Murgi:-ha ha ha.... Murga:-mein tere liye kuch vi kar sakta hu.. Murgi:-really???? Murga:-yes, kya karu batao??? . . . batauu..... . . . . Murgi:-chal anda de.....

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Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liyeek ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan daidiyo our ekad msgwa bhijwaido Tohara Dost.. Advert.

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Bachiyon k chakker me ladke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt… iss waja se ladke ladkiyon ko chod detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phod dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

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Larkay ne paindo larki se pocha: facebookuse karti ho ?? . . Larki: Nai mara rang wase e chita h

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boy friend- darling kya me tumhare gaal pr kiss le lu.....? Girl frnd- le le fuddu........! Boy frnd-tumne mujhe fuddu kyo kha..........? Girl frnd-tumhare samne puri mithaiyo ki thaali pdi h or tum keval achaar chakhne ki baat kr rhe ho..........

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Salman : thanx Dad Aamir : thanx Dad Ranbir : thanx Dad Ajay : thanx Dad Abhishek : thanx Dad Hrithik : thanx Dad . . Uday Chopra : Sorry Dad.. Tushar Kapoor : Sorry Dad.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SRK , Akshay , John :Thanx fans..

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Boy: I Love U Tum duniya ki sabsey khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Acha par tumhare piche Mujhse Bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai Boy mud k piche dekhta hai Par waha koi nai hota Girl: Agar tum mujhse pyar karte To kabhi piche na dekhte I Hate U... MORAL: Moral woral kuch nahi bas Ladki zara tez nikli: Par msg abhi baaki hai mere dost.. Boy:Chalo Jaise tumhari marzi, magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl: Lo..! Bhala Ab mai apne jaanu se, Mazak bhi nai kar sakti..

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............ARZ KIYA HAI............. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me . Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?

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Girl-Mera Dil mobile hai or Ap Us k SIM. Boy-Main bahot Khush hu Girl-Zyada khush Mat Ho. Boy-Kyu..? Girl-Q Ki mobile dual sim ka hai..

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Mund@ :- $@ndal B@hut $oni P@y! Ae,, Kud! :- Utt@r K Vikh@van,, Mund@ :- $alwa@r V! Bahot $on! Ae

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bhikari naine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike raahgir to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho bhikari ye un sautariko me sabse adsanta rika hai shyam kumar

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Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech Guess what happened? . . . . Failed..? . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai. Rajni ho ya Gajni... Sabki hai BAJNI....

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Golu: kal raat 3 hour English Picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi Molu: Film ka nam kya tha Golu: PLEASE INSERT THE DISC

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*♥* Mai Phool Hun Meri Khushbu Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Dil Hun Meri Darkan Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Jaan Hun Meri Rooh Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Jism Hun Meri Zindagi Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Aks Hun Meri Haqiqat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Saya Hun Meri Surat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Lab Hun Meri Baat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Tab Hun Mukmal Jab Mere Saath Tum Ho *♥*

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Ek dìn ek 8sal ka baccha restru par gaya. Baccha ne waiter sea pucha how much the big ice cream cone cost the waiter repld rudely rs 15. The boy checkd his pocket and found nly15 rs wid him again the boy askd hw much the small one cost waiter angryly replied 12 he orderd nd hap it. Aftr the boy went the waiter km to cln his tble nd wile remvng the plate he found 3rs tip was left 4 the waiter..tears flwd frm the eys. Living a life 4 others iz much bttr tan living a life 4 ourslv..

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GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he... :)

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Confidence dekho . . Mallika ne tailor ko 1 rumal dekar kaha Mere 2 dress bana dena. . . . . Ab aap tailor ka confidence dekho: . . . . . . . . . Madam baki k kapde ka kya karna hai..??

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Arz Kiya Hai . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah Wah. . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah Wah....! Lenkin Lekin... In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:):d:

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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

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