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  • Boy-kal se hum teri gali me nahi milenge. Girl-q Boy-bade zalim hai tere gali ke bache Girl-q kya hua Boy- mere piche kutta chod k bolte hai pyar kiya to darna kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Saha­b Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:"Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:"To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:"to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:"Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le...:p :O :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj" Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj" To itna aata "byaz" Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping
    भाभी के साथ…!!
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    पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….???
    दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की
    Gf है ?
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    पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

    उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

    गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

    चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

    गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

    पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

    “मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
    :grinning::smile::smiley::smiley::smile::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sonu in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room, Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya? Waiter- Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problm. . . Sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta Ki Iski To Pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-) . . . . . Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se, Aaj Tak Single Hu Mai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Girl updated her status: . . . "2 day is mey result,, i um vary mucah hape.." :) :) . . . . . I Commented: I can tell your English result right now..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare. daadi:- thik he. pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap,mom,dad,mai aur behen. daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- Pintyaaaaa... Kaminne kutte Soja chup chap. ...FRIENSSS THOKO LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so ... rahi hai. ... Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? . . . . . . . . . WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa shadi me gaya. vahan plate ke sath tissue paper tha. Santa ne socha ye bhee khane kee cheej hai. jaise hi vo khane laga....... baki sab Banta, Ghanta ur Tanta chillaye..... oyye ainu na khayi "FEEKA HAI.".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli: Santa usey ghoor raha tha.. Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?" Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola: "Mere Garam Paani se kyu nahai?" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai..... Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai. . Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.? . . . . . Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr. Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai… Aye Sunami Jarurat Nahi Teri In Khaufnak Lehro Ki, Zindagi Mein Khauf Laane Ke Liye, Gharwali He Kaafi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read Must :D Dabangg effect- Sir: Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Pappu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTER JI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI, CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR KE B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtameez kya bak rha hai.. Pappu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTER JI, AAPKE PAPA KAISE HAI..?? Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Pappu: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTER JI, WARNA ANS PAPER ME ITNE CHHEDKARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZEro
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
    • 10 years ago



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