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  • aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx MCC(mobile care center) janhit me jari.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..! kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari? Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..! Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai, Poore bihar ki nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mai hu muter pulav , aa geya aap k pass kha lo muje kyoki mai hu khas kha k ho jao bindass . kya samje yar , kya aap ho teyar . Khane ko muter pulav . :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 odi match pe ek joke main pesh karna chata hoo - INDIANS ne kha hamare pass sachin ,virat,dhoni,yuraj hai Tumhare pass kaun hai AUSTRILIANS ne kha hamare pass tumhara bolwer ishant hai!!!!!!!! (kyun ki use match haat se nikal daali aur hara diya INDIA ko hara diya )
    • 9 years ago



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  • Muje apk honto pr ? Bs 1 bar ? PLZ Bs 1 bar ? Bohat dil chah raha he ? Bs 1 bar ? ? ? ? ? 1 Piyari c hansi dekhni he.:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai? :P :D:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Degree Boy: "A Chote Ek Chocolate Khilaunga Kya Apne Didi Ka Number Dega.. ?? . . . . . . . . . 3rd Std Boy: "Tujhe Ek Beer Peelaunga, Ye Luv Leter Jaake Apni Choti Behen Ko Dega.. ?? :P ;-)) :D Degree Shocks Primary Rocks...:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
    • 9 years ago



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  • Grahak(Doodh Wale Se)-Tumhari Gaaye Kitna Doodh Deti Hai Doodh Wala-5Kilo Grahak-Is Me Se Kitna Bech Lete Ho Doodh Wala-Yahi Koi 12 Kilo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband wife ki larai ho rhy thi Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha Husband: Tu sali kutti Wife: Tu sala kutta Bacha masumiat sy bola: Or Main sala katoora.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek newspaper me chhapa ki... "50% ladkiya bewakoof hoti hai". . Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya. . . . . . Fir next day jab ye chapa k "50% ladkiya bewakoof nahi hoti". Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr & Marriage In Age Of 21yr? Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Biwi Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hey Bhagwan Aapne Mere Liye Jis Ladki Ko Bhi Banaya Hai,,, . . , . . . . . . . . . . Use Pehle To 4-5 Thappad Maar kaha Chhup Ke Baithi Hai,, Aur,, : . ... . . Kal Use Mujhse Milwa De,,,,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan wah wah.? Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan, Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan, "Always think different".
    • 9 years ago



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  • If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD".
    • 9 years ago



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