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  • Boy friend: Darling kiss karte waqt Jo BUBBLE GUM tumne apne mu se Mere mu me dala tha wo bahoot tasty tha, Girl friend: Janu wo BUBBLE GUM nahi SHEMBUD THA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola. Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai” Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chhaye hain - wah wah - Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chaye hain - Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID se aaye hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी ने अपने पति से पूछा,"जब हमने शादी की थी तब तो आप मुझे बड़े प्रशंसनीय नामों से बुलाते थे, जैसे मेरी रस मलाई, मेरी बरफी,मेरी रबड़ी लेकिन अब इन नामों से क्यों नहीं बुलाते?" पति ने कहा, "दूध की मिठाई कितने दिन ताज़ी रहेगी।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum pe mar k munni badnam hui, Hum pe mar k munni badnamhui, Akele hogye the munni k bina Ye achha hua kambhkat shila time pe jawan ho gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बुढा अपने वाईफ सै बोला कि आज मेरे अंदर आज बहुँत ताकत है तो वाईफ जवानी मे ताकत तो था नही अब कया अचार डालो गे बुढा आरे रुम मे चलो अजमाके धेखते हैँ shyam kumar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...? STudent : Shakti Kapoor , Prem Chopra , Gulshan Grover Ke Paas... TEacher : Vo Kaise...? Student : Mam Kyuki Inhone Ne Hi Sabse Zayada Izzat Luti Hai....! :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jruri Nhi Ki Pyar Ki Manjil Mil Jay. Jise Humne Caha Vo Hame Mil Jay. Agar Na Mile Vo To Na Kehna Use Bevfa. Bas Dua Karna Ki, Humse Bhi Pyara Koi Use Mil Jay. by- BHAVIK PARMAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi,bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, Aanshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, Kahikho jayenge mere alfaaz Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, Ek paigaam reh jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko ek Hath Maro,. Bistr Se Inko Nichey Utaro,. Kro In k Sath Ab Tm Fight,. kyu k Ye So Rhe The Bina Kahe "Gud NI8"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:-school ke samne ager koi bomb rakh de to kya hoga. . Student:-1-2 ghante dekhenge, ager koi le jata hai to thik hai. Nahi to staaf room me rakh denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Insaan Wo Hy Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye. . . . . . Papu: Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Makkhi Pakro Usay maro Uska Gosh Banaö Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao Phir SMS Karo KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ARZ KIYA HAI. GHAR KARNE KO RANG NILA RAKHA JAYEGA. ... GHAR KARNE KO RANG NILA RAKHA JAYEGA. AAJ KE BAAD JO BACHA HO USKA NAAM KALA RAKHA JAYEGA..¤
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Agar Apni Marzi Se De To Pyaar. Agar Dost Dilwa De To Uphar. Ghar Wale Dilwaye To Sanskar. Aur Hum Apne Aap Le Le To Balaatkar.
    • 10 years ago



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