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Aankho Ko Phool Aur Hontho Ko Kamal Kahte Hain Jaisi Mehfil Ho Waise Ghazal Kehte Hain Are, Hum Mehfilo Me Jaya Nahi Karte Jaha Hum Hote Hain Usi Ko Mehfil Kehte Hain.

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Education related songs:- SCHOOL-Yeh galiyan yeh chobara,yahan aana na dobara.... TUTION-Idhar chala me udhar chala.... MATHS-Ajib dasta hai ye,kaha suru.. SCIENCE: Aa khusi se khud khusi kr le... GEOGRAPHY: musafir hu me yaron... ECONOMICS: Q pesa-2 krti h q pese pe 2 marti h... EXAM:Zehrili raten aur neden ud jati h.... RESULT:Jiya dhadak-2 jiya dhadak PASS:Aaj me upar asman neeche.... FAIL:Jag suna suna lage jag suna suna lge koi.

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santa chalti hue chandrayan vali missile me se kud gaya . aur koodte hue bol raha tha dokha mere sath itna bada dhokha saloaaj to amavasya he chand to niklega hi nahi. dhoka................./.

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4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers. Since No Place They Sit On Boys Lap. Grl1-R U Ece Engnr? By-Hw Did U Knw? Grl1-Ur Tower Is Communicating With My Unreachable Area. Grl2-R U Computer Engr? By-hw Dd U Knw? Grl2-Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2 Connct With My Usb Drive. Grl3-R U Mechanicl Engr? By-hw Dd U Knw? Grl3-ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder. Grl4-r U Civil Engnr? By-Hw Dd U Knw? Grl4-Ur Dam Had Broken N It Flooded My Village.

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"बाबा आप कहाँ तक पढ़े हो?"

बाबा- डबल BA.

चेला -मतलब?

बाबा- BABA,
हुआ ना डबल बी ए, चल निकल :angry::rage::rage:

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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota, Mgr Phr B 1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho! Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

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Ladki ne boy friend ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne phone uthaya. Ladki: "Apne uncle ko phone do..!" ¤ ¤ Bacha: "Aap ka name..?" ¤ ¤ Ladki: "Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai..!" Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi..!! ¤ ¤ Uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "Lekin aunty mobile pe to "Sonu Plumber" likha hua tha..!!!

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Tum hasin ho gulab jesi ho bhahut hi najuk ho khawab jesiho dil se dharkan me aag lagati hohoto se lagakar pi jaye tumhe sir se panw tak sarab jesi ho

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CID Pjs A 4 Apple B 4 Banana wah wah A 4 Apple B 4 Banana Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana...:xP

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Agr Dunia ko kuch kr Dikhana h, To Sun meri bat Hathi k upar ulta khada hokr Foto khichwa, . Ab Foto ko ulta krke dunia walo ko dikha.!

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DABANG Style: SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare answers galat hain.. Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho sir ji.. marks hi to maang rahe hain.. pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hain....! SIR:- Battamiz.. !!! Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya sir aapke pitaji kaise hain?? SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!! Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks de do.. warna anwers sheet mein itne chedd karunga ki confuze ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahaan dein.

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Ek haseen pal ki zaroorat hai hume.Beete hue kal ki zarurat h hume.Sara jamana ruth gaya humse.jo kabhi na ruthe aise dost ki zarurat hai hume.

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koi mill gaya krrishh krrishh 3 rohit mehra paida hua pagal nikla mar gaya.. krrish me phr jinda hua scintist bna mar gaya.. krissh 3 me phr jinda nikla phr mar gya phr paida Ho Gaya.. sala itni bar rohit mehra ko marne se acHa 1 bar koi rakesh roshan ko hi mar dalo tongue.png grin.png

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Chinki Party Me Ek Ladke Se, Kya Ap Mere Face Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho? Ladka Khush Hokar Bola- Kya?? Chinki- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazar.

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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

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dadi-Soja Diploma Soja beta Padosan-Use Diploma Q Kaha Dadi-Meri Beti Delhi Diploma krne Gai Thi Ye Le K Wapis Ayi Rocking

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Ek faqir tha.. bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha.. Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur use kuch na mila.. Wo phir church gaya... Phir mandir aur phir gurudware. Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir 1 beer bar k bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya... Fakir bola... "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho...!!

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Lab Sil Jate H Jb Aap Samne Aate Ho Dil Dhadkta H Jab Aap Nigah Milate Ho Sans Ruk Jati H Jab Aap Muskrate Ho PRET ATMA HO KYA? Itna Q Darate Ho..:-/

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Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho Aur koi aakar kahe China ka hai kya

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Boy: mujhse shadi karogi * * * * Girl: kya????? * * * * * Boy: achhi film hai na * * * * Girl: kutte k bachhe * * * Boy: kya???? * * * Girl: bade cute hote h

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