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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Doctor Jokes - doctor jokes in Hindi Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota: 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham 2. Kaho na bukhar hai 3. TB no. 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

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Teacher to Santa:Tumne Home work kyu nahi kiya…? . . . . . . Deadly answer given by … Santa:Sir hum to hostel me rahte hai…

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Class Room is Like a Train . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . . Nxt Two Benches r General coach . . . Then . Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded. . . . . . Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

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Dedicated To All Married Men- Apni Biwi Se Romantic Guftagu Karna Aisa Hi Hai Jaise.. Kisi Aisi Jagah Khujana, Jahan Khujli Ho Hi Na Rahi Ho.

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Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna, Palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna, Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum, Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu kaPed Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

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Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..

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Gunehgaar kaun..?? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the. Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi?? bhago mera PATI aa gaya? PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....By Ranjit

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya…. Barat + Baja = Dulha aya…. Phool + Nazare = wasant aya…. Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. :D

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Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti. Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi. Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri. Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa? Codctr: illa ajji. Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

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Bapu Car Loan Leva Gaya. Bapu: Mare Kya Document Aapva Padse. Manager: Koi j Document Nai,Khali 5 Bapu Na Naam Aapo Jene Loan Bhari Hoy.

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Ek hati nadi me naha raha tha to ek bandr aaya bolo bahr nikal sale . Hati- naraj kyo hote ho bai. Bander- bahr nikal saale. Hati bahr aaya? kya hai bai? Bander- Dhek raha ta tune mera kaccha to ni pahna he na...

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Degree Boy: "A Chote Ek Chocolate Khilaunga Kya Apne Didi Ka Number Dega.. ?? . . . . . . . . . 3rd Std Boy: "Tujhe Ek Beer Peelaunga, Ye Luv Leter Jaake Apni Choti Behen Ko Dega.. ?? :P ;-)) :D Degree Shocks Primary Rocks...:p

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bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - . . . . Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - . . . Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai...:-

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Man in bed with wife? sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her legs, & runs his hand everywhere, moves back towards top & stops. Wife gasps..”WhY Did u StoP…?” Man-Remote Mil gaya! Tum So jao.. =))

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