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Dudh Me Milawat.... Pani Me Virus.... Cold drinks me kitna shak... Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke... AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES

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Mom: Shop se Aata le aana... Me: Haan maa, shop mein hoon, kaunsa lu? Mom: Aashirvaad le lo.... Me: Paaye lagu uncle... ;) :D

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Boy: mujhse shadi karogi * * * * Girl: kya????? * * * * * Boy: achhi film hai na * * * * Girl: kutte k bachhe * * * Boy: kya???? * * * Girl: bade cute hote h

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Wife: agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu Husband: par blood relation me shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling

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5 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti Kiss Kar Rahe The Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi . . Beshrmo?? . . . . . . . . . . . Lado Mat Sabki Bari Aayegi:-)

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Man in bed with wife? sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her legs, & runs his hand everywhere, moves back towards top & stops. Wife gasps..”WhY Did u StoP…?” Man-Remote Mil gaya! Tum So jao.. =))

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Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha : " Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the? . . Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. Pati : Ye kya? Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7 ? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the..

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Pakistan K Sooba Punjab K Division Bahawalpur K Zila Raheem Yaar Khan Ki Tehsil Saadiq Abad Mein KLP road per Waqay Shahid Colony Ki Gali No.6 Ke House No.1 Uncle Mehboob Ke Ghar Ki Teesri Manzil Ke Bedroom ke Sath attach Bathroom Mein Lagi Tooti Ke Neeche Rakhay Blue Colour K Lotay Ki Qasam I MISS YOU. T0 Djsumit

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Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.... Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya krtahu..? . . . Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu.... . .or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte ho??. . . . . . . .fan on kar deta hu..... Ha...ha...ha...:);)

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Aj Bari Dair Tak Mujhe wo Dekhta Raha Mohsin Na Janu Kyun Laga K Wo Mujhe Chor Jahy Ga

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Chiti:-Hathi tum itne bade kyo ho? Hathi:-I m complan boy. Hathi:-Chiti tum itni choti kyo ho? Chiti:-Jhandu kesri jeevan, badhti umar mano tham si jaye

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Saas Ki Demand . . . . . Ladki Khobsorat ho Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho . . . . . Ladki Ki Demand (SIMPLE) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saas Na Ho.. :p

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Kaka Valand Pase Gaya. Valand - Kaka Val Ketla Tuka Rakhu? Kaka - Tari Kaki Na Hath Ma Na Aave Etla Kari Nakh.

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Husband throwing darts at his wifes photo and not even a single one hitting d target…. From another room wife called d husband: “Honey wat r u doing… Husband : Missing You

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Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya… usne upar dekhte huye kaha: “bhagwan, main to mar gaya” Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the, Upar se awaaz aayi: “ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”, Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya, Phir upar se awaaz aayi : “Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

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Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu, Mujhe bhul jao.. . . . . . . . Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi, Aur na tere jaane ka gham, Dusri patayenge tu ja behen, aaj se tera kissa khatam..”

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Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se - - Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUSI KI B Had Hoti H

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gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ? Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai

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Padne wale student ke Dyan dene yoge aat. . . . . . . . Dyan Dene ke liye shukreya. Kal fir se Dyan Dena.

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Pati- Kale Mara Sapna Ma 1 6okri Aavi, Shu Mast 6okri Hati Patni- Ekli Aavi Hati Ne.. Pati- Tane Kevi Rite Khabar? Patni- Eno Pati Mara sapna Ma Aavyo Hato.

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