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  • उस वक्त तो भेजा ही घूम गया जब कचरे वाली ने कहा कि लाओ IPL की बक्शीस यै है इंडिया का त्यौहार
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kIya “I MissU” Bohat dair sochne k baad pathan ne jawab diya: “Ok, mujhe manzoor hai, “I Student U.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love doesnt ask, "Who are you!!" Love only says, ♥You are mine♥ Love doesnt ask, "Where are you from!!" Love only says, ♥You lives in my heart♥ Love doesnt ask, "What do you do" Love only says, ♥You make my heart to beat♥ Love doesnt ask, "Why are you far away" Love only says, ♥You are always with me♥ -----love love love----- <><><>(^_^)<><><>
    • 9 years ago



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  • In India, almost everybody is a bus driver. Ask them "Aur kya chal raha hai?" and they will say "Bus.. chal rahi hai yaar kisi tarah.."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss- Pin De Employee-abc2313 Boss- Abee Stapler Pin Mang Raha Hu Bbm Pin Nahi. Android Waale Aise Behave Kar Rahe Hai, Jaise Gaav Mein Naya "TV" Aaya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • सुहागरात के दिन पत्नी अपने भारी भरकम वस्त्रों को निकाल कर फ़ेंक रही थी और हलके वस्त्र धारण कर रही थी ! तभी पति महोदय की एंट्री हुई और उन्होंने कपड़ों के ढेर को देखा ! पत्नी ने पति की तरफ तिरछी नजरों से देखते हुए कहा :- पता है न क्या करना है ? . . . . . . . पति ( बाहर भागते हुए ) : ऐसी कि तैसी, मैं इतनी रात में कपडे कभी नहीं धोऊंगा ! बस !
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1Sher arz he.. . Gaur chahunga.. . . Maut aur Mohabbat to bas naam sehi badnaam hai . . warna . . Takleef to padhai hi sabse zyada deti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • GABBAR:" Aaj maine basanti ko nahate huye dekha.. . . . VIRU:" Kutte , Kamine main tera khoon pee jaunga . . . GABBAR:" Arre Vampire ki Aulaad Main naha raha tha aur basanti baaju se ja rahi thi... :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • British : Why U Indians R In Different Colors ? Look We R All White ! . . . . . . . Santa : Horses R In Different Colours But Donkeys R All The Same..
    • 9 years ago



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  • मोहब्बत करने वालों को दीवाना कह दिया, प्यार में जलने वालों को परवाना कह दिया, दफना दिया मोहब्बत को पत्थरों के नीचे, लोगों ने उसे मुमताज का आशियाना कह दिया।
    • 9 years ago



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  • A sea is for U, And waves r 4 me. The sky is 4 U, And stars r 4 me. The sun is 4 U, And light is 4 me. Everything is 4 U, And you r 4 me.. Happy Valentine Day......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari. Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya. Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki definition likhi . . .. ... . . . . . . . . . pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki tarah hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khud ko feel hota h..;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nakhro tharo tauba tauba ! Gazab hi tharo style hai, sms to ek hi koni karo, aur rolo macha rakhyo hai,mere kan mobile hai,mere kan mobile hai.!!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai. GIRL - 20 year. BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha. GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h
    • 9 years ago



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  • Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up... . . . . . . . . Girl ; Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy ; Chill Sweethrt Mujhe Tu Hi Nahi Pasand To Teri Jaise Kyu dhundunga kamini...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu :- Tum to meri Chand ho......! . . . Pappu ki gf :- Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong....! . . . Pappu - Wo Kyo? . . . Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli - Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla Aadmi.. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_Romance ki hdd ho gyi yaaro
    • 9 years ago



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