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  • Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::-> Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai. Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam. Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai. Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana patri se utar gayi hai. Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad mein ijaafa. Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi. Vidya ki body change karne ka faisla. KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?” Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai” Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?” Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajnabi Ki Trah Mile or Ulfat Ho Gyi Ajnabi Dost Aisa Mile Ki Dosti Ho Gyi Sachi Dosti Ka Irada Tha Unse Lekin Muje Unse Sachi Mohabt Ho Gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladkiyaan bhaav nahii deti, pitaji paise nahi dete, log naukri nahi dete, paan wala udhaari nahi deta.. soch raha hu dharne par baith jau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko Par jaane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi poochha karti thi Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Or mai sirf yahi kah pata ki yeh Phone nahi TV ka remote hai !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal k bacche. . Maa- Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho? . . Beta- Padh Raha Hu.. . . Maa- Wah Excellent...!!! Kya Padh Rahe Ho.. . Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages
    • 10 years ago



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  • Defination Of Lady Doctor Is, That Beautiful Dashing Girl Wearing Angel White Coat, Holding Ur Hand Looking Into Ur Eyes.. And Still Want Ur Pulse To Be Normal!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka mila jab pyar main, Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko, Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी ने अपने पूरे परिवार सहित मकान का बीमा कराया। अचानक एक दिन उसका मकान आग लगने से ध्वस्त हो गया. बीमा कंपनी का ऑफिसर जायजा लेने के लिए आया और उसने आदमी से कहा,"चिंता मत करो हमारी कंपनी की पॉलि अच्छी है, हम आपको ऐसा ही नया मकान बनवा कर देंगे। आदमी बोला,"अगर आपकी कंपनी की यह तो मेरी बीवी का ब कर दीजिए।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumhare Pyar Me Hume Nind Nahi Aati Tumhare Pyar Me Hume Nind Nahi Aati. . . Daya Do Thappad Na Laga De Tab Tak Mujhrimo Ko Akal Nahi Aati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ne JOB ke 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare. . Boss khuhsi se: Good.. Aaj kya kiya ?? . . Pappu : Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi, Wo sahi kar di...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain, To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao.? Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai. . Boy 2 Smart Reply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo pyar jo haqiqat me pyar hota h, zindagi me sirf ek baar hota h, nigahon ke milte-milte dil mil jaye, ye ittefaq sirf ek baar hota h,
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy BY-M.M
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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