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  • Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir, English ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai. Aap bhi Math me baat kyu nhi karte? Math Teacher: Jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11 ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh Yaad aa jayega..!
    • 10 years ago



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    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi, Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शराबी झूमता हुआ घर की ओर जा रहा था कि अचानक रुक गया. दरअसल उसके पीछे-पीछे दो लडकियां पता नहीं किस बात पर आपस में झगड़ते हुए चल रहीं थीं. एक लड़की – “भगवान करे तेरी शादी इस शराबी से हो जाए … ” दूसरी लड़की – “नहीं, भगवान करे तेरी हो जाये … ” . . . . . . . . . शराबी - “मैं रुकूं …. या जाऊं ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
    • 10 years ago



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  • 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai.. Kese? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege … Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? . . . . . . . . . WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhonny- Kyun Doctor Sahab, Chashma laga kar Main padh sakunga na? Doctor- Haan haan Bilkul. Jhonny-Toh phir thik hai Warna Anpadh aadmi ki Zindagi bhi koi Zindagi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladki ko ek jadu ka chirag mila Us ne us ko ragda to ek Jin nikla, . Jin ne kaha:3 khwaishe batao, . ladki :1 khubsurat Aalishan ghar ho, Ghar aa gaya, . ladki - dusri ghar main bahut amir log rahte hoo Log Aa gaye, . ladki - ab us ghr me jo jawan ladka hai, usko mera bf bana do
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Murgi Ne BAAZ Se Shadi Kar Li.. Murga: Hum Mar Gaye The Kya.. Murgi: Main To Tumse Hi Shaadi Karna Chahti Thi Par Mom - Dad Chahte The Ladka Air-Force Mein Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha. Teacher: Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai? Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola, Dekho Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai, Magar Radio Meinnahi Le Ja Sakte
    • 10 years ago



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  • New collection..... Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na -------thoko like-----------
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom:"school ja, . Bachcha:"nahi jaunga . Mom:"kyu ?? . . Bachcha:"job kar lunga.. . Mom:"Nalayak beshram.. KG 2 pad k kya job karega..?? . . . . . Bchcha:"KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga..:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: What is Differance between Aadami & Aurat? A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut sari Ummeed karti hai. Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato se ek he Ummeed karta hai.. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • pahlay hat ma lo phir muh mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir surakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna K
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky deta hon G.f pic: delete girl’s # list: delete phone calls received: delete . . . - delete - delete - delete Memory Card: Format: Son: Ye Lein Abu Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata do .
    • 10 years ago



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  • समझ नहीं आता कि एयरपोर्ट पर रामदेव से 8 घंटे क्या पूछताछ हुई होगी.. उनसे तो time pass के लिए ये भी नहीं पूछा जा सकता कि और बताइये, भाभी जी और बच्चे कैसे हैं !
    • 10 years ago



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