Hero - kya tum na kabi kisi sa pyar kiya
Public - Hain kiya
Hero - Hain mana be kiya..kya tum na kbi kisi ko dil diya
Public - hain diya.
Hero- hain mana be diya
jisko diya dil sa diya
fir be kyo bna gaye vo mara ullu
mana fir be har ni mani or usa da diya Shaktimaan Ji ka THULLU
The most emotional moment in Boys
life............
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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo?"
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho
4 boys on bike.. Police: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ?? . Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . . . . and says: Saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.. ?? Jisne party deni thi..
100 Crore ki baat kar raha hu
sab dhyan dena...
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paise agar ped par ugte... .
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To Ladkiyon ki setting bandaro se bhi ho jati... ..
Boys Agree...???
Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli
dikhane gaya:
Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ?
Pappu - Ji
Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai?
Pappu - ji
Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ?
Pappu - ji
Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal
kharide hain ?
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Pappu - aap to antaryami hain
maharaj.
Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se.
Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card
nahin.::D
By - www.FreshSMS.in
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??
Girl - Agar Main Bike Ke Niche A Jaun
To 2 Din Ke Liye College Ana Band.
Agar Car Ke Niche A Jaun To 2 Hafte
Ke Liye College Ana Band.
Agar Bus Ke Niche A Jaun To 1
Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band.
Boy - Agar Tum Mere Niche Aa Jao To
9 Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band.
Husband Sitting with His Wife in
Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My
Beer, U
Shut Up"
Tajmahal kisi ke liye
ek AJUBA hai, Toh kisi ke Liye pyar ka AHSAAS hai, Humare tumare liye to BAKWAS hai Kyuki roz badlati hamari MUMTAJ hai....
M.S.G
एक बार एक बहू अपनी सास के पास जाती है और कहती है, माँ जी कल रात मेरा उनसे झगड़ा हो गया।
सास: कोई बात नहीं। ये तो हर पति पत्नी में होता रहता है।
बहू: वो तो मुझे भी पता है, पर ये बताइये अब लाश का क्या करना है।