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Aapki Ankhe..... Nichi hue to khata ban gai. Unchi hue to dua bain gai... Jo uth kr jhuki to haya bain gai... Jo jhuk kr uthi to aada bain gai...

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Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai, ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya, Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta, Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta, Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo, Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta.

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Fulon Ki Hasi Gulab Hai.. Padhne Ke Liye Jaruri Kitab Hai.. Dunia Mein Har Sawal Ka Javab Hai.. agar Koi Mere Bare Mein Puche To Kah Dena Arre Wo To "LAJAVAB" Hai.. >>Waris ali

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Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?

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Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai.....

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Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera, andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap, sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei . B4i

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Pleasure And Pain Comes Now At Same Cost. Rs80 For A Kingfisher Bottle Strong Beer Or 1 Ltr Of Petrol. Choice Is Urs. Jhoom Lo Ya Ghoom Lo.

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G.f - kya bat hai, aaj kal meri yad nhi aati.. ? . . . . . . . . . . . B.f - jb se FB chalana suru kiya, rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti , tu kya ghanta yad rhegi

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Student 1: Mere 97.9% hain.. Student 2: Mere 98.1% hain.. Student 3: Mere 99.2% hain.. Delhi University: Aur dikhao Aur dikhao..

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Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro Wah..Wah.. Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro Tamne Nathi Lagtu Ke Prem Karva Karta Petrol Pump Kholvo Saro.

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001 Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!

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Udte Huey Parindey Se Ek Ladki Ne Pucha:Tumhe Niche Girne Se Dar Nhi Lagta ??...To Parindey Ne Muskura Kar Bada HiKhubsurat Jawab Diya.........."Abe Shakal Achi Nhi Hai To,Kam Sekam Baat To Achi Kar Liya Kar.:D:p8-);>

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1 Sardar: Yaar Wo Ladki Behri Lagti Hai. Me Kuch Kehta Hu,wo Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai 2 Sardar: Wo Kaise? 1 Sardar: Mene”i Love You” Kaha, To Wo Boli Mene Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai.

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Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai, tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai, jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai, pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai…

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98 years old rich man married 18years girl. Media askd d girl: "Aapne inmeshadi k liye kya dekha?" Girl:-Ek toh inki "in-come" aur dusre inke "din-come" ¥@

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Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

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18 saal ho gaye koi ladki nahi pati,ye h aam zindagi.... aur 18 saal ho gaye koi ladki hume nahi pata saki, ye h MENTOS zindagi. "B POSITIVE". Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

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Zindagi Mushkilo aur Tufano Se Bhari H Agar Thokar Lage To Himat Mat Hariye Fir Se Khade Ho Jaiye aur Chilla K Pu6iye "Abe Dhakka Kisne Mara

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Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udane Ke Liye Boli. Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?” Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“

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Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 Rupya chhuta Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note...

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