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  • Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi. Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha. Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?” Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the Tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, Itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yoga teacher Pappu se: "batao subse zyada sukoon kab milta hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" poty karne k baad :-p :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‘TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …. STUDENT : ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai. Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya. Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh, Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you killed? Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!! Girl : how did you know that? . . . Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka :- Medical Store Par Jaakar Bola, 1 C*ndom De Do... Main Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Pe Jaa Raha Hoon... Phir Bola 2 Aur De Do, Us Ki Sister Bhi Bomb Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi Hot Hai... Dinner Pe Jaise Hi Gf Ka Baap Dining Table Par Aaya, Ladka Sir Jhuka Ke Baith Gaya... Ladki Boli :- Mujhe Nahi Pataa Tha Tum Itna Sharmate Ho... Ladka Bola :- Mujhe Bhi Aaj Tak Nahi Pata Tha Ki Tere Baap Ka Medical Store Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Every college is a Bigg Boss 7 house Where Jahannum is Examination Hall, . . . Jannat is Girls Hostel, . . . .and every guy is.... . . . Salman Khan!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me dum , To Taj Mahal hila kar dekho...:p . . . . Aur agar nahi hai to aao mere sath baitho aur, do bottle peeke Khud Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Raju, Farhaan aur Rancho ek scooty pe baith ke kahi jaa rahe the.. . . . . . Suddenely Rancho udd gaya...:p kyu.. ???/ . . . . . . . . . Kuki behti hawa sa tha wo... Udti patang saa tha wo...:p :D . . . . . Ab ye post padhna band karo aur Kaha gaya use dhundo..:p :O:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saza Na Do Mujh Ko Be-Qasoor Hoon Mein, Tham Lo Mujko Ghamon Sy Choor Hoon Mein, Tere Pyar Ny Kr Diya Pagal Sa Mujhe, Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Maghroor Hoon Mein!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: 1 Ke Peeche 22 Log 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: . 1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai. 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh 45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai. Right boy & uncle
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khule me tatti karne k fayede aur nuksan... Khule me tatti ki badboo nai aati. Gaand me paseena nai hota. Sirf ek lote me tatti sambhaw paniki bachat. Nuksaan Khuli gaand me saanp k ghsne ka dar. Lota gir gya to gaand ko zameen pe ghiso chilne ka khatra. Aapke saamne koi bhi gaand khol k tatti kar sakta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Wo Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Unhe" Wo Hume-Hum Unhe" Hum Unhe-Wo Hume" Kyunki Exam Me Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume" Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Frnds Are Like Priya Gold Biscuit, Haq Se Maango.. Girlfrnds Are Like Pepsi, Ye Dil Maange More.. Wife Is Like A Medicine, Bas Ek Hi Kaafi Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl:Dadi ma Aap K zamane me 10-10 bachche Q hote the? Dadi:Beti hamare time bijli Nhi thi, To Raat ko kon aya or kon gaya, Malum nahi padta tha.
    • 10 years ago



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