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  • Woh kaunsi Situation H Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata h Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe? . . ? . . ? . . ? . . SHOPPING.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Gabbar: Thakurrrrrr Ye mobile Hamko De De.... . . Thakur : Ja Ja Hath Pag Ni Masti Hoy mobile Ni Masti Na Hoy...!! Tari bhabhi na msg 6 andr.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Punjabi Boy 1 Larki Ko ProposeKarta Hai… Boy: I Love U.. Girl Replied:Thapar Marungi… Then Boy Replies Aggay Se Mukka Bhi Khao Gee Phir.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye. . . GOR FRMAIYE, . . DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye... . Rkha Hua PHOL B Le Gye kaminey Valentine day Manane K Liye :D . . Salo sudhar jao :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to god after results . . Hajaro ki kismat tere hath mein thi agr pass kar deta toh kya bat thi . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied . . Kitabe toh sari tere pass thi agar bf thode kam bna leti toh kya bat thi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • :thumbsup::ok_hand:
    "पति : हिप्नोटाइज करना क्या होता है ?

    पत्‍‌नी : किसी को अपने कंट्रोल में कर के अपनी मर्जी के काम करवाना।

    पति : चल झूठी, उसे तो शादी कहते हैं".....:relieved::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boy to grl"i luv u" girl"tameez se baat kijiye." boy-"bismillah-e-rahim noor-e-jannat, mohtarama-e-khas, kya aap hmare bachho ki ammi banogi.??
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk. Little Jhony started walking out. Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out? Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.. Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya.. Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H. Banta:-nahi To Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samundar bhar corse hai, nadi bhar padh pate hai, balti bhar yad rahta hai, mug bhar likh pate hai, chllu bhar number aate hai, usme doob k mar jate hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • PAGAL hoto sms padte hi mis cal do. MAHA PAGAL hoto msg kro BEVKUF hoto cal kro TEENO hoto chup hi rhna. Ab Ayega Mza Dekhte h tum kya ho... reply must..@ WAITING
    • 9 years ago



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  • Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile inter-change kar diya....... . . . . . . . . Next week they got Divorced...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar Kya hai.. ?? . . . . . . P:" Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi .. Y:" Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension .. A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho .. R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso.. . . Toh tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar vyaar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhakt: Baba jail mai kya karogee? Aasaaram: Jab jeev jantu sab so rahee honge, Bhoot prait sab so rahee honge Aise raat sunsaan raat rakh dil pe hath, Sath sath hum bolo kya karenge.. Havan karenge havan karenge havan karenge…
    • 9 years ago



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