Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
School se hasil ki hum ne education
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
STUDENT SHAYARI:
Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he...
1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
The Best SMS Joke On Doctor
Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete…
Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D
Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..