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  • Advice Shayri- Arz Karta Hu.. Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Wah Wah Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khitch Khitch Dur Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya Hai... Khushi Wo Chiz Hai Jis se GUm bhulaya Jata Hai . Aur . Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost . jis se . . . . lifafa chipkaya jata Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • To Arz Kiya Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi.. ._.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SuMMAr PJ :- Chala Gaya Wo Din April Fool Ka : Chala Gaya Wo Din April Fool Ka : Ab Aya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermi Cool Ka.:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai, Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka! Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki, Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai ! Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi… Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage Aunty pataka . . Aunty pataka . . Aunty pataka .. Aunty muskurayi aur boli… Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha Prosperous & Happy Diwali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri yado ko palko pe sajayege Jb tk zindgi h hr rasm nibhyenge Dene ko to kuch nhi hmare pas Par Teri 32 si todne Tere Ghar tk ayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • How True.. When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad.. When Bhakti enters hunger, Hunger becomes Fast.. When Bhakti enters water, Water becomes Amrit.. When Bhakti enters a house, House becomes a Temple.. When Bhakti enters in work, Work becomes Karma.. When Bhakti enters travel, Travel becomes Pilgrimage..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Kuch Nahi Aise Hi Teri Sakal Yaad Aa Gayi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafratsari dunia se ho gai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.. Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai… Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par.. . Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Me Master Sharab Liye Bethe Hai Gor Farmaiyega Class Me Master Sharab Liye Bethe Hai Aur Student Itne Chalu Hai Ki Glass Liye Bethe Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur . Maine jo sher mara to . to . to . sherni widhwa ho gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho Wah wah Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho.. Aur Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho! WaWa WaWa WaWa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har dum yaad rakhenge tumhe STAR PLUS ki tarha, Har pal Bakhabar rakhenge AAJ TAK ki tarha, Har pal Entertain karenge B4U ki tarha, Par mujhe Ignore mat karna DOORDARSHAN ki tarha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne Jhukaya.. Daru Pina to Khud Dosto ne Sikhaya.. 90% Marks Aaye to Whisky, Warna Desi! Pi-Pi Kar Kaam Chalaya..
    • 10 years ago



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