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  • Bhoot1-tu kese mara? Bhoot2-Jyda thand se Or Tu? B1-patni pe shak tha, pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila, Sharm se sucide krli, B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Ki... . Gam Hai,, Tanhai Hai.. Dard Hai,, Ruswai Hai.. Zaalim Tu Bhi To Kabhi Sms Kiya Kar, . Meri Kya Govrnment Ne Duty Lagayi Hai.;-);-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Prem to amare pan karvo hato, pan vaat khas thai nahi, tajmahal to amare pan bhandvo hato, pan afsoss ke loan pas thai nahi..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thoda garam thoda thandha piya kro SMS zara naya kiya kro Agar samajh na aye to hmse puch liya kro Hm SMS Ke DOCTOR ha Humse roz 1 Khurak liya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. . wah wah . wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. . wah wah . isse pehle mai inhe kharidta yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ IT " KABHI USKO NAZAR-ANDAAZ NA KARO JO AAPKI BAHUT PARWAAH KARTA HO WARNA KISI DIN AAPKO EHSAAS HOGA KI PATHAR JAMA KARTE-KARTE AAPNE HEERE GANWA DIYE... neet
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Isq Karte Hain, Bade Shor Ke Saath, Hamne Bhi Kiya, Bade Jor Ke Saath, Magar Ab Karenge Thoda, Gour Ke Saath, Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha, Kisi Aur Ke Saath…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila, To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
    • 10 years ago



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  • School se hasil ki hum ne education Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine dil se kaha, dhoond laana khushi Nasamajh laya gum, to yeh gum hi sahi, Maine dil se kaha dhoond laana khushi Bechaara kahan jaanta tha Khalish hai yeh kya khala hai Shehar bhar ki khushi se Yeh dard mera bhala hai Jashna yeh raaz na aaye Mazaa toh bas g
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu... U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya, . Rashiya Ma 20, . Chin Ma 30, . India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!
    • 10 years ago



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