Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.
Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
Bhoot1-tu kese mara?
Bhoot2-Jyda thand se
Or Tu?
B1-patni pe shak tha,
pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila,
Sharm se sucide krli,
B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.
Jindagi Behaal Hai, Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai, Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai, kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai, yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri, mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai…
Pani ko daaru bana dete , apke liye darru ka tub bharwa dete , kambhakht pite nahi ho aap wrna taj mahal ko "beer bar" or mumtaj ko "bar girl" bana dete
Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,
Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,
Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,
Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…
Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna ……, Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…
Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.
CID Again:
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
ACP Bolyo:
DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.