Funny Shayari SMS

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

10 years ago

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dali dali pata pata har pate pe teri talas kardali jis dali pe tha tera asiyan us dali kambakt mali ne kat dali......

10 years ago

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Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab, Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab, **** Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai, Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..

10 years ago

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SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai Wah wah SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai Chai ki ye Umang hai Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

10 years ago

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Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke Aansu Farmaish Puri Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad

10 years ago

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How True.. When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad.. When Bhakti enters hunger, Hunger becomes Fast.. When Bhakti enters water, Water becomes Amrit.. When Bhakti enters a house, House becomes a Temple.. When Bhakti enters in work, Work becomes Karma.. When Bhakti enters travel, Travel becomes Pilgrimage..

10 years ago

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आंखों में नमीं थी और विटामिन की
कमी थी….
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वाह–वाह,
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जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो
Girlfriend की मम्मी थी…!!!

:joy::grin::joy::grin::joy::grin:

10 years ago

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20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :- Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Jamana Chhod Denge Hum, 21th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :- Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Purana Chhod Denge Hum…

10 years ago

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Apne sasur kaa dhulhara hu mai. Apne bebe kaa bhi bhahut payara hu mai. Lekin yeh tho sapna tha kyo ki? abhi tak kuwara hu mai.

10 years ago

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Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema…

10 years ago

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Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro, wah wah jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro. . . . daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

10 years ago

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad, Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

10 years ago

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
:maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

:currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

:currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

:currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

:currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
:laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:

10 years ago

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

10 years ago

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STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE.

10 years ago

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: अर्ज किया है...........
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
जो Group में मैसेज ना करे
उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :smile::smile::smile::joy::joy::joy:
Happy Winter

10 years ago

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Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai Aur ek hum hai jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.

10 years ago

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Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani Kyunki Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…

10 years ago

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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.

10 years ago

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