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  • Facebook Pe Kisi Ladki Ko Hi Hello.. Karne Se Achchha.. . . . . . . . . . Kisi Kutte Ko Patthar Maaro... . . . . . Atleast Dhang Se Reply To Karta Hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्वामी विवेकानंद जी ने कहा था, "समझदार आदमी से की गयी कुछ मिनट की बात हज़ारो किताबे पढ़ने से कहीं बेहतर होती है।" आपके पास मौका है... . . . . . . . . मैं Online हूँ!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal Ab Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muje yaad h wo bachpan k din Jab hum sath khela karte the, Ghuma karte the or Jab aap LOLY-POP ki zid karte the Or hum apni LULLI apke Mu me daal diya karte the
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga Isko Kahi Dekha Hai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Apun Ko Kaisy Pata Chalay Ga K Ye Bakra Hai Ya Bakri? Circuit: Simple Bhai , Pathar Mar Kar Dekho, Ager Bhaga To Bakra Aur Ager Bhagi To Bakri.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
    Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
    Badan Nachne Lage.
    Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
    Nagin Ka Nahi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko Ye To Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki Log Inhe Aansu Kahe Ya Deewangi Par Ye To Nishani Hain Kisi Ke Pyar Ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Andaz Hai...kya Jalve Hai.,.kya Style Hai....aur Kya Smil¨¦ Hai..mas$age To Karte Nahi Aur Kahte Ho Mere Paas B Mobile Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Gongress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher; Sabse Zyada CALCIUM Kis DOODH Me Hota Hy?
    Boy; 18 Saal Ki Larki Me.
    Q K Ispe MOO Lagao To JISM K Un Hisson Me B Jaan Aajati Hy Jin Me HADDI Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy? Boy:I won dis in a running race Girl:How many persons participated? Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke wale ladki ke ghar aaye, Or Pucha: Ladki kuch karti bhi hai? Ladki ki Maa: Han Ji 34 Rupees me Pure 15000 SMS Karti hai Woh bhi saare ladkon ko!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi.. . . Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.. Kutti gabhra gayi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.. Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ बहस करना और किसी, Software का License Agreement, पढ़ना एक जैसा होता है.. अंत में आप सब कुछ Ignore कर के, क्लिक करते हैं.. I Agree..
    • 10 years ago



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  • माँ-ये पंखा आवाज़ कर रहा हे गिर न जाये मैं-नहीं गिरेगा माँ-क्यों मैं-जो गरजते हे वो बरसते नहीं गरजती हुई चप्पल आई और बरस गई मेरे पे...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who Is The First Indians To Use 4G ?????
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    . Har Baar Rajnikanth Nhi Hota Hai ?
    he Is Anil Kapoor!!!!!
    aG, OG , Loo G , Suno G:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Colgate Se Daat Saf Karne Ka,
    Pepsodent Se Majboot Karne Ka,
    Babul Se Fresh Karne Ka,
    To Bindas Harpic Use Karneka.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa - Kal Raat Ko Tumne
    Kitne Der Tak Padhai Ki??
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    Beta - 3 Baje Tak..
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    Papa - Lekin Light To 1 Baje
    Chali Gayi Thi Or Subah
    6 Baje Aayi...
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    Beta - Main Kitabon Mein Itna Ghus
    Gaya Tha Ki Light Ka Kuch Pata Hi
    Nahi Chala..
    Ye Pakka Engineer Bnega ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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