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SUN SMILE.. WHEN RAIN IS OVER.. MOON SMILE... WHEN THE SKY IS CLEAR... BABY SMILE WHEN... MUM IS NEAR AND.... I SMILE WHEN YOU... REMEMBER ME....

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Pathron Ke Shahar Mein Aaina Talash Na KarTu Kisi Ki Bewafai Ka Ehsas Na KarDushmano Ki Aankhon Mein Ek Kask To MilegiTu Doston Ki Aankhon Mein Wafa Talash Na Kar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bhoot1: Tu kaise mara. Bhoot2: Friz ki thand se aur tu. bhoot1: Patni pe shak tha. Pura ghar dunda ashik nahi mila. Sarm se sucide ki. Bhoot1: Friz khol deta dono bach jate.

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Wifes are incoming calls, Lovers are outgoing calls, Aunties are toll-free calls, Callgirls are Roaming calls, Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.

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" गलतफ़हमी की इंतहा तो देखो... पत्नी, पति से नाराज़ होकर बात नहीँ कर रही और सोचती है वह पति को " सजा " दे रही है . .

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Jab Bhi Tujhse Milne Ki Tadbeer Nazar Aayi...!! . Mujhe Apne Pairo Me Padi Zanjeer Nazar Aayi...!! . Teri Yaad Me Nikal Pade Mere Aansoo...!! . Aur Har Aansoo Me Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi...!!

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andheri raat thi. wo mere sath thi. main upar tha. wo mere niche thi. main daba rha tha. wo chilla rhi thi. . . . . bura mat manna wo meri motar cycle thi..!!

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5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hai Muze SMS Na Karne Ki.
1=Time Nahi
2=Free SMS Nai
3=Balance Nai
4=Network Nahi
Ya

5="ShER" Ko Tang Karne Ki Himmat Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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sub msg ka baap.... Ek bachha ghar main apne sar par condom pehane ghoom raha tha Baap: beta yeh sar pe kya pehan k ghoom rahe ho Bachha: papa school main fancy dress compition hai.. Koi doctor bana hai.. Koi engineer bana hai... Koi teacher... Aapka beta lauda bana hai...sabki maa chod dega!!

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Unse Bichdenge To Mar Jayenge.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kamal ka Vahem Tha.. . Saala Bukhar Tk Nhi Hua...

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Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil "TODA MERA " Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia - "L@VDA MERA".

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Charo taraf goliyan chal rhi thi... Isi beech Australian Team nikalti hai... Police wala puchta hai aap log kodarr nhi lagta ???..Austrailian team :- Goli se darr nhilagta sahab, Kohli se lagta hai

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Kya Pata Uski Zuban Se B Izhar Nikle,kya Pata Unke Dil Me B Pyar Mile,sach He Uske Bina Ji Nahi Sakte,kya Pata Uske Dil Se B Yahi Baat Nikle..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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प्यार पर यकीन करने की कितनी भी कोशिश करो...
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***सावधान इंडिया ***का एक एपिसोड सारी मेहनत पर पानी फेर ही देता है.:unamused::unamused::unamused:

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Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..? R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...! Main uper chhat par.. Bathroom mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!! :D

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Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava Agar kuchh kaam hota To maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota Mil jaati chahne wali Usse bhi kahin raah mein koi Agar kadmon mein nasha aur Hath mein jaam na hota.

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अमीर तो हम भी थे दोस्तो, बस दौलत सिर्फ दिल की थी! खर्च तो बहुत किया, पर गिनती सिर्फ सिक्को की हुई.

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(मरने के बाद)
यमराज :- तूने पूरी जिंदगी क्या किया?
ग़ालिब :- अर्ज किया है!

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Ladka & Ladki Standing On Bus Stop. Ladka : Nice Top & Jeans Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Necklace Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Lipstick. Ladki : Thank U So Much Bhaiyya ? Ladka : Kamal Hai Fir Bhi Chudel Lag Rahi Ho.

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Ek Hichki Aaye To I Miss U.

2 Aaye To I Care For U.

agar 3 Aaye To I Want To Meat U.

Par Agar Jyada Bar Aaye To
Mere Bharose Mat Rahna,
Paani Pi Lena.:heart::heart::heart:

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