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Husband wife को English सिखा रहा था। दोपहर में Wife बोली, "Dinner लो जी"..... Husband - जाहिल औरत ये Dinner नही Lunch है...." . . Wife - जाहिल तू, तेरा सारा ख़ानदान। ये रात का बचा हुआ खाना है। . . अब बोल......"

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Boys are like: When single - Honey Singh When in love - Arijit Singh After breakup - Jagjeet Singh After marriage - Manmohan Singh

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Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi jaisa lagta hai, kya khilate ho? . Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi mera beta hai. . Engineering kar raha hai aur aaj- kal Exams chal rahe

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Teacher: Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne Wale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Student: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Mangne Waale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Student: BOYFRIEND.

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Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Ek Pretty Ladki Ke Single Hone Ke Utne Hi Chances Hai Jitne Lal Krishna Advani Ke Pm Banane Ke.

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Group की अवस्था. . . . . Msg डालनेवाले आठ.. ओर फोकट पढनेवाले साठ..

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Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai Kaise.. Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

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dil me ye kaisi halchal hai, aaj tujhi se nafrat tujhi se behisaab payar hai, kehta hoon Kuch Karta hoon Kuch, maangta Hoon Kuch chahta hoon , tujhi se humdardi Tujhe ikhtalaf hai, Tujhe kushi doon dil me ye Payar ka ehsaas hai, tere Jane ke baad tadpu ye Payar nhi to kya hai, khud se roothon khud se maanu, in jazbaat me na Jane Dard ke kya asbab hain,

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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna Qki Ye ati h HEER ki trah, Lagti hai KHEER ki trah, Chubhti hai TEER ki trah, Aur Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.....! By azam sultanpur

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मेरी माँ की सिर्फ एक ही आँख थी और इसीलिए मैं उनसे बेहद नफ़रत करता था | वो फुटपाथ पर एक छोटी सी दुकान चलाती थी | उनके साथ होने पर मुझे शर्मिन्दगी महसूस होती थी |...

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfrnd Ka Cell Chori Se Dekhta Hai Ki Usne Mera Number Kis Name Se Save Kiya Hai Jaan Jaanu Ya Sweetu. Usne Apne Cell Se Call Kiya To Dekha Girlfrnd Ke Cell Pe Likha Aa Raha Tha Murga No.-5 Calling

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Colgate Se Daat Saf Karne Ka,
Pepsodent Se Majboot Karne Ka,
Babul Se Fresh Karne Ka,
To Bindas Harpic Use Karneka.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan Diya Cheen Liya, Jawani Diya Cheen Le, Paise Diye Wapis Le Liye, Ek Biwi Bhi De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya...?

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Tanhai Mere Dil Mein Samati Chali Gayi; Kismat Bhi Apna Khel Dikhati Chali Gayi; Mehkti Fiza Kee Khushbu Mein Jo Dekha Pyaar Ko; Bas Yaad Unki Kee Aayi Aur Rulati Chali Gayi!

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Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.... Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha : Aap ka name ? Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai... Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha, usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi... uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....

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Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga... . . Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Gey Kya ?? . . . . . Boy:" Haan Agar Dost Ney Bike De Di To... :P :D

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल खरीदा और जेसे ही मोबाईल ऑन किया और जो देखा, Admin बेहोश्. Press 1. बुमरो बुमरो Press 2. चल छैया Press 3. धूम मचाले

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Tuzya No. La Kay Zalay?me Ata Call Kela Tar Oprater Bolala Welcome To
jungle Aap Jis Bandar Ko Call Kar Rhe Ho Vo Ped Pe Latke Hai
so Plz Try Later. . ;-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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बहू अगर नींबू खा रही हो तो जरूरी नहीं कि कोई खुशखबरी हो। जमाना बदल गया है. . . . . . हो सकता है वो रात की उतार रही हो..।

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Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe hoâ€¦!!!

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