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  • Sharabi Road Pe Pada Tha.. Police- Itni Kyu Pee Rakhi Hai.. Sharabi-Mazburi Thi.. Police-Kya Mazburi Thi ? Sharabi-Bottal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Gf- M Just Too Fed Up Frm Our Daily Fights I Jst Wanna Breakup Wid U . Bf-ok Bt First Take Dis Chocolate . Gf-awwww So U Dnt Want Me To Go, Mana Rhe Ho Mujhe Choclate Deke :) . Bf-nahi Meri Maa Kehti Hai Kuch Shubh Kaam Krne Se Pehle Muh Meetha Krlena ChaHiYe ;) :D :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Police- Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Sardar- Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He To Maine Usko Chuhe Maarne Ki Dawa Khila Di.. :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Boyfriend:
    "Baby, I Heard You Failed In English! How Is It
    possible??"
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    Girlfriend:
    "Who TELLED U???"
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    Bf- "bas Rehne De, Main Samajh Gaya...!!":-]:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • At Restaurant:"Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun.. Girl:"Kya.. ??? . . Boy:"I m already married... . . . . Girl:"Dara diya, Mein Samjhi paise nai hain..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bhikhari: Daadi Roti:cookie: Dijiye Khane Ke Liye.!
    Daadi : Abhi Taiyaar Nahi Hai,
    Baad Me Aana.!
    Bhikhari : Ye Mera Cell Number Hai,
    Taiyaar Hote Hi Miss Call :telephone:De Dena.!

    Bhikhari Rocks Daadi Shocks..!

    Daadi : Are Number Kya Lena,
    Thodi Der Ke Baad Jab Chapati Ban Jaegi To
    Facebook Par Upload Kar Dungi..

    Now Daadi Rocks Bhikhari Shocks..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Chuha:mouse2: Hathi :elephant:se...
    -aapni Biwi Ki Bara Dena..
    ..
    Hathi.. (Has Kar) - Q Aapni Biwi Ko Pahnaega..
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    Chuha- Beti Ki Saadi H. Mehmaano K Liye Tent Lagana H....ladies Alag/ Gents Alag.......:-P:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, Main ap ko save karti, Jab chahe parhti Husband: Kanjoos, Save hi kar k rakhti ya apni Kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wo Khafa Bhi Hota Hai To Zahir Nahi Karta,
    Kasoorwar Hain Hum Ye Bhala Khabar Kaise Ho,
    Jiske Deed Se Dhadkano Ko Rahat Hoti Hai,
    Aadin Bina Us Chand Ke Zindagi Ye Basar Kaise Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa Electric Shop Me-: 2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents. Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek Usha Ka.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji... . . He :- hiiiiii.... . she:- How are you? . He:- I m fine,thank you. :) . She :- Maine puchha,how are you? . He:- I replied na.. M fine. :) . She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne... Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho? . . He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai samjho. .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Laila ko karna ho empress to majanu ko khani hogi neto fresh or Majanu ko karana ho empress to Laila ko utarni ho puri ki puri dress bole to ek dum fresh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Girl : I M In Love
    Girl 1 : Who Is He???
    Girl 2 : Dikhne Me Kaisa H
    Girl 3 : Kya Krta H?.
    Girl 4 : Smart H?
    Girl 5 : Rich???
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    Same Qstn
    Boy : I M In Love
    Boy 1 : Party
    Boy 2 : Party
    Boy 3 : Party
    Boy 4 : Party
    Boy 5 : Party..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • भगवान ने रिश्तेदार और पड़ोसी बस इसलिए बनाये.. ताकि आपके बाइक की स्पीड 40 से 41 होते ही, पिताजी के सामने आपको आवारा घोषित कर दें..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga To ladki ne kaha kal dungi . . Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya . . . . kyu? . . . . . . . Dil to bachha he ji . K.k.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • फ़ोन:iphone: तो नोकिया 3310 था...
    वाइब्रेशन मोड पे करके
    अगर टेबल पर रख देते थे तो,
    नाचता हुआ पास आके कहता था :-
    मालिक कोई आपसे बात करना चाहता है....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • जीतो: बेटा सेब :watermelon:खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बेटा आम :lemon:खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बेटा संतरा:tangerine: खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल :sandal:ही खायेगा।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he Monu- hut sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS