Jokes SMS

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua . . . . Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage . . . . Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai . . . . Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di . . . . Santa :Kaun si galti? . . Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye ...

10 years ago

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सालो फेक I.D. की भी हद हो गयी . . . महात्मा गांधी की friend request आयी है...!!

10 years ago

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सँसार में लड़की एक ऐसी पहेली है
जिसके आगे दो बम्पर, पीछे दो बम्पर,
आँटोमेटिक महिने मे आँयल चेन्ज होता है!

और मजे की बात यह है कि माईलेज कि दो बूंद,
नौ महिने का ऐवरेज देती है..

10 years ago

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Kehte he pyar andha hota hai, mante ho, . . Mante ho.. . . . . Jarur Mante honge, . . . . . Tabi to ek ko chhod dusre ko pakad leta he.

10 years ago

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Insan Kbhi 4 Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota

Mobile:iphone:

Auto Mobile

TV :computer:

Or

B V :dancer:

Q K Padosi K Pas Achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . . . . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan Diya Cheen Liya, Jawani Diya Cheen Le, Paise Diye Wapis Le Liye, Ek Biwi Bhi De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya...?

10 years ago

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I saw you. I liked you. Our small or stupid conversations mean more than you know. I still get excited, even when you just glance at me. But you leave me hanging... Tell me something I want to hear.

10 years ago

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जिंदगी ने सवाल बदल डाले, वक़्त ने हालात बदल डाले, हम तो आज भी वही है जो कल थे, बस लोगों ने अपने ज़ज्बात बदल डाले ।

10 years ago

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मैच वेस्टइंडीज से है और गाली पाकिस्तान को भी दी जायेंगी।
ये रिश्ता क्या कहलाता है?:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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Married...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“

10 years ago

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Teri Yaadon Ke Bina .........Zindagi. ...... Adhuri Hai"_____! "Tu Jo MiL Jaye Toh .........Zindagi. ........ Puri Hai"______! "Tere Sath Judi Hain ............Meri. ........... Khushiyan"_____! "Baaki Sabke Saath Hasna Toh ..........Meri........... Majburi HaI...!!!

10 years ago

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Ye Thandi Hawa Kya Ghazab Kar Gayi, Purani Yaade Phir Taza Kar Gayi, Sukhi Padi Thi Aankhe 1 Arse Se, Phir Kisi Ki Yaad Inme Pani Bhar Gayi

10 years ago

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He : Ek Dusre Se Karte Hain Pyaar

She : Hmm..

He : Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bekarar

She : Hmmmmm...!:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Is behte dard ko mat roko, Ye to saza hai kisi ke intejar ki, Log inhe aansoon kahe ya deewangi, Par ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.Is behte dard ko mat roko, Ye to saza hai kisi ke intejar ki, Log inhe aansoon kahe ya deewangi, Par ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.

10 years ago

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एक सर्वे के अनुसार GF को सामान्य दिन में खाना खिलाना ज्यादा सस्ता पड़ता है बजाय उसके जिस दिन उसने उपवास रखा हो आपकी जेब खाली हो जायेगी

10 years ago

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Son 2 Dad:"Car Ki Chabhi Do,
College Me New Year Function Hai
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Dad:"Car ?
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Son:"10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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Dad:"ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus MeJa,
Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks
Beta Shocks.
PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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KaiSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur
DocTor Se ILaaJ KaraaNa

Ae DoSt

iShQ Ka RoG Tha

MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi AraM
AaYa
Uff.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Agar Kutton :dog:ka T.v Pr 1 Channel Ho
toh..,
socho Usme Serials Ke Nam Kuch Aise
honge. . .
yahan Main Ghr Ghr BHONKI
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KAAT KHANA Sathiya
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agle Janam Mohe PILLA Hi Kijo
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main KUTIYA Tere Aangan Ki
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ye KUTTA Kya Kahlata H
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Ek Hajaro M Meri KUTIYA H
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AFSAR KUTIYA
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D.O.G
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Is KUKUR Ko Kya Naam Du.
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Bde Kutte Lgte H
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Kutta Aur Kutiya Hum
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Dance KUKURIYA Dance
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Pavitra Piliya
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Kutiya Vadhu
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Bhauq Ke Aaja
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KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)

10 years ago

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