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लड़की घर में Pk देख रही थी।

बोली: कुछ भी दिखाते है फिल्म वाले कार इतनी थोडे ही हिलती है....

घर में सन्नाटा.....

9 years ago

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Pathaan ki Maa ki death ho gai, Ek saal baad Pathan ka Baap America say wapis Aaya, Us ne poocha teri Maa kahan hai, Pathaan bola:- Wo to Pichlay saal hi mar gai thi, Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay, Kaminay tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathaan bola. . . . . . . . Me ne socha surprise don ga...:)

9 years ago

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

9 years ago

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Beti: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Uske Sath Bhaag Rahi Hu. Baap: Thanks Mere Paise Aur Time Dono Bach Gye. Beti: Papa Main To Letter Padh Rahi Hu Jo Mummy Rakh Ke Gyi Hai.

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Girl-कौन हो तुम? Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी. Girl-क्या देखते हो? Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी. Girl-करते हो क्या? Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी. Girl-फ़क़ीर हो क्या? Boy-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी. Girl-क्या चाहते हो? Boy-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी. Girl-पछताओगे ? Boy-किस्मत हमारी. Girl-मैरिड हूँ मै !!. Boy-पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी. Sunil yªdªv

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Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele
Mein Aake Mil...
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Boy Sochne Laga:
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Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance

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Thi Umeed Unse KhushiyoKi Magar Wo Bhi Hume GumDe Gaye, Unhe Malum Tha Ki HumUnke, Bina Mar Jyenge Fir B Wo Hme Jine Ki KasamDe Gaye

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Dedicated To Al Girls Who Are Crazy For Zero Figure And
Boys Who Want Them As GF... "Pyar Karna H To Dil Se Kro, Haddiyon Pe To Kutte
marte H...":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya K.k.

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Pappa: Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi? Beti: B.B.A.!! Pappa: Are wah meri beti BBA karegi, Lekin BBA hota kya hai? Beti: Boy friend ki baho me Aaram...

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Happy B’DAY Oh no.. Happy NATIONAL Day, Oh i forget.. Happy ANNIVERSARY, No i Was Wrong.. Happy VICTORY DAY, Oh my god.. Happy NEW Year, Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

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मेरे टीवी देखने का तरीका भी गजब है- एक तरफ टीवी :computer:ऑन और दूसरी तरफ मोबाइल:iphone: लेकर उसमें बिजी ।।

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Do u want 2 touch my heart?Pls enter password***** wait....>>Processing>> Password Error! Sorry,u have touched my leg."Beche tako BABA"

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Aapko Miss Karna Meri HOBBY, Aapka Khyal Rakhna Meri JOB, Aapko Khush Rakhna Mera SAPNA, Apke Liye Dua Karna Meri DUTY, & Apko Tang Karna Mera FARZ. H Na..

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बोहत तकलीफ देती है घर से परदेश की रवानगी ज़रूरत रुकने नही देती मोहब्बत निकलने नही देती

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Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai
Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200..
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Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50
Daat Dhilaa Kar Do
Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kitna Samjhaya Dil Ko Ki Tu Pyaar Na Kar.. Kisi Ke Liye Khud Ko Bekarar Na Kar.. Wo Tere Nahi Hai Aye Pagal Dil.. Kisi Aur Ki Amanat Ka Intezar Na Kar..!:hearts: k k

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The Problem With Guys: They Make You Believe They Love When They Don’t The Problem With Girls: They Make You Believe They Don’t Love You When They Do

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Mujhe ek Ladki ka fb pe msg aaya.. . . Aur boli apni itni Cute Si pic fb pe mat daala karo.. . . . . . . . . i asked why..?? . . . Ladki boli . . . Lipstick se mera phone ganda ho jata hai...

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Uncle : Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Me : Women Empowerment Par Kaam Kar Raha Hu
Uncle : Social Worker?
Me : No Uncle FB Par Sab Ladkiyon Ki Pics Like Karta Hu..!! .

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