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Most of us after 20yrs: "Aaj kal ke bache kya jaane what music is. Gaane toh humaare time me hote the -chaar botal vodka, kaam mera roz ka".

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आज का ज्ञान ज़्यादा ध्यान उस पर दे ,जिसे आप ब्याह के लाये हे उस पर न दे ,जिसे पड़ोसी ब्याह के लाया ह

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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

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Dev Ne Kaha Sharaab Chhod Do .
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Fir Dev Se Kabhi Baat Hi Nai Hui Kasam Se =)) =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye paji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batwa ghar bhul gaya hu.

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Khud Pe Bharosa Hai To KhudaTere Sath Hai, Apno Pe Bharosa Hai To Har DuaTere Sath Hai, Zindagi Se Harna Mat Yar Zamana Ho Na Ho Ye DostHamesha Tere Sath Hai.

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Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bh@nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

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Son:- Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati !! Father: Tujhe kaise pata? Son : Mene kaha "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" To thappad mar diya, anpadh gawaar kahi ki..

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Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe, Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aglay din karenGe, . Maar dO Maar dO zalimO Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.:-):-(

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Vo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi
kabhi Nhi Milegi
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Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke Facebook Pe Search Kia To 111 Or Mil Gayi...
(Ladkiyo Ki Kami Nahi Hai):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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जुड़वां बच्चे:two_men_holding_hands: अपने कमरे में बैठे थे।
एक हंस-हंस:smiley: के लोटपोट हो रहा था,
जबकि दूसरा उदास :pensive:था।
पिता: इतना क्यों हंस :smile:रहे हो?
बच्चा: इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार
इसी को नहला दिया

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Fathar- Tumne Kabhi Aesa Kam Kiya Hai Jisse Mera Sir Ucha Hua Hai !

Son- Yas Ek Bar Mane Aapke Ser Ke Niche Takiya Lagaya Tha...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Teachr: Batao ki in dono me se kon senior hai, Lund ya chut? Santa- chut Teacher: kyo? Santa- chut ko dekhkar lund khada ho jata hai.Respect for the senior.

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Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga. Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga, Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..

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Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi .khan

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Dadaji-beta zara mere daanton ki jodi dena... Pota-dadaji roti to abhi paki nahi.. Dadaji-roti ko maar goli saamne wali bhudiya smile de rahi hai...

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Movie titles related to eng students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

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Awesum fact... . . Colleges and school ko log"swarg"bolte he.... . . Hmmm.... . . tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke "Jodiya SWARG me banti hai" ;-) ;-)

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Kuch Dost Zindagi Mein Is KadarShamil Ho Jate Hain. Agar Bhulana Chaho To Aur YaadAate Hain, Bus Jate Hain Wo Dil Mein Is KadarKi Aankhein Band Karo To SamneNazar Aate Hain

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Sirf Ek Hi Tamnna Rakhte Hai Dil Mein...

Bas Mohabbat Se Yaad Karo...

chahe Saalo Baad Yaad Karo.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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