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Jisko Dil Diya Meine Diwani Samjh Kar.Wo Kha Gayi Mujhe Biryani Samjh Kar.Ek Katra Bhi Na Choda Khoon Ka.Use Bhi Pee Gayi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kar.

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai
Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Taraf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi: GF: Kamine!! Main tere kapde faad dungi. BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar. K.k

10 years ago

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Nam Na Ho Kabhi Ye Masoom Nigahain
Hamari Arzoo Hai Aap Sada Muskraain
Udasi Ka Sath Rahe Hum Talak,aur
Tere Aashiyaan Mai Sada,baharain He Jayain…iii:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, aankhon ki baate khamosh hoti hain. Koi puchhe jab dosti ka matlab, hamari ungli bas aapki or hoti hai..

10 years ago

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Ye Yaad Hai Tumhari Ya Yaadon Mein Tum Ho,
Ye Khwab Hain Tumhare Ya Khwabon Mein Tum Ho,
Hum Nahi Jaante Humein Bas Itna Bata Do,
Hum Jaan Hain Tumhari Ya Hamari Jaan Tum Ho!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Husbaod Apni Wife Se

hata Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe

a Jaane E Tamanna . . . . .

khuda Kasam Agli Bar Khane

me Baal Aaye To Sajni

segajni Bana Dunga......

** Rushi **:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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ये "नहाना" समझ से परे है, जिसमें आगे "न" है पीछे भी "न" है तो फिर ये दुनिया "हा" कराने के चक्कर में क्यों पड़ी है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Yeh Kajal Yuhi Rahene Do,
Apne Naino K Tale,
Khubsurat Kar Deti Hai Yehkaajal,
Tumhare Naino K Liye,
Nazar Se Bachayega Yeh Kaajal,
Tumhari Khubsurti K Liye,
Rehene Do Yuhi Yeh Kaajal,
Apne Naino K Liye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Do Ladkiya Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Ghar Wapis Aa Rahi Thi Pehli Saheli: “Mera Purse Chori Ho Gaya Hai“. Dusri Saheli: “Tu Toh Apna Purse Hamesha Apni Bra Mein Rakhti Thi”. Pehli Saheli: “Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Wo Saala Chori Kar Lega“.

10 years ago

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Ek coaching mein teacher padha rahe the. Unhone wanha present students se kaha - ek din aisa ayenga zab prithawi par paani hi paani hoga aur sare ziw-zantu nast ho zayenge. Sawmartinant:-Sir! us din coaching aana hai ya nahi?

10 years ago

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Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se. 1.Me ek Aam admi hu. -I am a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. -English comes 2 me. 3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai. -I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai -Tablets were walking on the road.

10 years ago

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Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

10 years ago

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Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

10 years ago

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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department Hai
Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..??
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STUDENT: Fire Brigade..
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TEACHER: Wo Q..??
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STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana
Hai, Bujhana Nahi..

Kaushal Anupam

10 years ago

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Aaina Dekh Apna Sa Munh Le Ke Reh Gaye; Sahab Ko Dil Na Dene Pe Kitna Guroor Tha!

10 years ago

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

10 years ago

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Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega.... takdir mai hai jo wahi milega..... Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.

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Ek Ajeeb Sa Safar Nikla Saare Jaha Ka Dard Apna, Mukaddar Nikla Jis Ke Naam Zindgi Ka Har Lamha Kar Diya Wahi Meri Chahat Se Bekhabar Nikla.

10 years ago

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Husband- Sunti ho, meri maa aayi hai.. Wife- Ye bhi na jab dekho yahin aa jaati hai... Ab kya kaam hai? Husband- Are 2kg pyaaj bhi layi hai.. Wife- Aap bhi na... pehle nahi bolna tha maa aayi hain... Kabhi kabhi to pyaar aur ashirwaad naseeb hota hai badon ka..

10 years ago

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