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  • Signs of a b.sc student: 1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena. . 2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla sem achhe se padhenge. . 3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent parrakhna and har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi aaya. . 4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna, "Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi karega." . 5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count karna. . 6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka Padhunga...:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • लैला-मजनूं, हीर-राँझा की तरह कभी, "चाय और पारले जी" की जोड़ी को भी वो स्थान कभी नहीं मिला जिसके ये हकदार हैं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Romantic Message Kare...
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    To Yeh Mat Socho Ki Woh Romantic Mood Mein Hai....
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    Balki Yeh Socho Ki Yeh Romantic Message Usko Kisne Kiya ??

    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: माफ करना। हम उसे बचा नहीं सके। अब वह नहीं रहा। . . . . . . . . इंजिनियर: एक बार री-स्टार्ट कर के देख लेते..
    • 10 years ago



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  • jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya,kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai. kyu dosh dete he ham kanto ko, zakham to hamane phulo se paya he ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funny moments of the students.. . . During exam:" . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya... :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • There was a girl on the road behind only the size of a boy said, "should lift home?" The girl said, "Run away, hitchhiking from 3 am not yet reached home.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch Dost Zindagi Mein Is KadarShamil Ho Jate Hain. Agar Bhulana Chaho To Aur YaadAate Hain, Bus Jate Hain Wo Dil Mein Is KadarKi Aankhein Band Karo To SamneNazar Aate Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki patane ka tarika Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjho FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . “DIDI DAR GAYI” “DIDI DAR GAYI”
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Bus :bus:Stop Pe Naqab May Khadi Thi.
    1 Admi Bike Pe Aya Or Kaha.
    Lift Chahiye Kya Drlng ??

    Ladki Boli.
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    ' Haye Allah Tauba Tauba Abu Main Hu '
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    Aapki ZOYA...!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyu Mera Dil Dukhate Ho, . . kyu Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho,: :-) ( . . Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Hai Ye Sunkar Ke.... . . Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye " TIDE " Se Nahate ho.... :-o
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss (Angry):
    Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?
    Executive (Sar Jhukate Hue):
    Nahi, Sir!
    Boss:
    Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.ii:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Olympics मे सभी महिला विजेताओ के कोच ये पुरुष है , इस बात पर ध्यान दे ! . . . . इससे ये साबित होता है कि, जो औरते पुरुषो की बातें सुनती और मानती है, उन्ही औरतो को जीवन में सफलता प्राप्त होती है !
    • 10 years ago



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  • भिखारन : बाबूजी, 1 रुपए दे दो, तीन दिन से भूखी हूं। बाबूजी : तीन दिन से भूखी हो तो 1 रुपए से क्या होगा? भिखारन : बाबूजी, बस वजन देखना है कि कितना कम हुआ !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Really Girls are very Smart... :p . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz.. . . . . . . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . . . Girl: Thanku, dedo... ye huyi na Baat... :p =D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of TV ads... . . . Bad guy trying to rape a girl... . . . . . But dress ka button khul nhi rhi thi.. . . . . . Background Voice... . . . . . . . . . . Aapki Maa, Behan ki izzat ka rakhwala.. . . . . . . maangilal Butten walla
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ? Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ? Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab… Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai? Ruma-Haa. Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha? Ruma-Haa. A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no! Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kidnapper: "teri biwi mere kabje me hai.. Saboot ke taur par uski do ungaliya bhijwa raha hu." Pati:" Saboot pakka nahi hai... Mundi bhej mundi.!!:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st

    Ek Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe
    I Love U Ka Msg Bheja,
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    Bhindi Ne Usko Phone Kar Ke Bura Bhala
    Kaha Aur
    Boli,,
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    Shut Up,, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Smart
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    Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Uss Ne Phir
    Itni
    Sabziyan Patayin
    Ki Aaj Aap Dekh Skte Ho,
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    Aalu-ghobi,
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    Aalu- Bengan,
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    Aalu-gajar,
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    Aalu-palak,
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    Aalu-matar,
    • 10 years ago



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