Jokes SMS

Vo Juda Ho Ke Bhi Meetha Dard De Rahe Hai Dur Reh Reh Ker Fir Se Pass Aane Lage Hai Fir Se Kyo Voh Kyon Yad Aa Rahe Hai Jin Ko Bhulane Me Hame Jamane Lage Hai.

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Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:abhinav

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pyar ki kasti pe kaun nahi chadna chahta hai par ek baar jo chad jaaye sala utrne ka naam hinahi leta

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This "Aarohi" is an economical Girlfriend . coz all she wants . . . "Kasme De, Waade De, Mujhko Iraade De,dil ko sahare De" there is no demand of . expensive Gifts . :-D

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सपने वो नहीं होते, जो आप नींद में देखते हैं..
सपने तो वो होते हैं..
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जिन्हें दिखा के वो आपसे रिचार्ज करवा लेती है...!!:smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Tujhe dekhne se dil mein utar jati hai mujhe har chehra pe tu hi nazar aati hai ab kya tere chehre ka tarif karoo mujhe to tu bandar nazar aati hai

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Arzz kiya hai........................ . . . Woh Mujhe Door Se Hi Dekh Ke Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai.! . . . . Woh Mujhe Door Se Hi Dekh Ke Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai.! . . . . Or Mein Is Baat Se Hairan Hu.... — — — — — . . . . . . . . → Ki Itni Door Se Woh Mera Kaminapan Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai ?? ;-O ;-O

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

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मेरे जैसे शरीफ बंदे का लोन रिजेक्ट करके विजय माल्या को देने वाले बैंकों

भगवान के घर देर है अंधेर नहीं हे

हाय लगी हे गरीब की
भुगतो अब:smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Aasman Me Kali Ghata Chayi.
Aaj Fir Principal Se Mar Khayi.
Sab Kahte Hai Sudhar Ja.
Par Kya Karu Maidam Aaj Fir Katrina Banke Aayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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लोग पता नहीं कैसे भाग कर शादी कर लेते हैं....
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मुझसे तो भाग कर रोड भी क्रॉस नहीं होती... :runner::runner::runner:

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Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.. Khan

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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle? . . Guess Karo Ez Hai . . Nahi Pata . . It’s Yamahahahaha

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Army Training K Doran 1 Officer Ne
sipahi Se Pocha: Ye Hath Me Kia Hai?
Sipahi Santa: Sir Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nhi Tumhari Izzat
or Shanhai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!!
Then Officer To A Sipahi Banta Singh:
Tumharehathme Ye Kya Hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Or
hamari Aunty Hai..!! :D
BHidu Ek LIKE TOH BanTa Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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All Iz Well Remix-
Jab Question Paper Ho Out OfControl
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Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
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Aeroplane Banake Bol
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I Will Fail
Student Kya Jane Result Ka Kya Hoga,:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Marks Milenge Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga,
Koi Na Jane Apne Marks Ka Kya Hoga,
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Toh Girlfriend Ghumao,
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Paise Udao, Paise Uda Ke Bol,
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Papa All Izz Well!...... :P :D ;)

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Ek Dada Dadi Ne Jawani K Dino Ko Yaad Karne Ka
Faisla Kiya..
Agle Din Dada Phool Le Kar Wahi Pahucha Jaha Wo
Jawani Me Mila Karte The, Waha Khade-2 Dada K
Pairo Me Dard Ho Gaya Lekin Dadi Nahi Aayi...
Ghar Ja Kar Dada Gusse Se: "Aayi Kyo
Nahi...????"
Daadi Sharmate Hue: "Mummy Ne Aane Hi Nahi
Diya.
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Student University Toilet me gaya Jab Wo Seat pe baitha to Samne, Deewar pe likha hua tha "Itna Zor Padhai me Lagate to 1st aa Jate"

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Arz Hai, Chai Ke Cup Se Udte Dhuein Mein Teri Shakal Nazar aati Hai Tere Khayalo Mein Kho Kar Aksar Meri Chai Thandhi Ho Jaati Hai Waris ali*

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Raat Ko Santa P K Lauta.

Biwi Ki Daant Se Bchne K Liye Bdi Si Kitab Lekr Pdhne Lga.

Biwi-P K Aye Ho?

Santa-Nahi To!

Biwi-Phir Suitcase Khol Kr Kya Bakwas Kr Rhe Ho...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail……. ..why? . . . . coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!

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