Jokes SMS

Santa: Yaar Maine Gajni Kat Style Ban Wana Hai
Banta: Gajni Kaisa Style Hai
Santa: Abe Jo Gajni Film E Amir Khan Ne Banaya E Style
Banta: Abe Sale Film Me Amir Khan Ka Nam Gajni Nai Hai Wo To Gunde Ka Nam Gajni Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kya Focus Hai! Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?..... Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!

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LovePort Pyar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Apki oi Grlfrnd Ho Pyar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi $pecial Ho Jiski Aap Fikr Kare Or Jise Apki Fikr Ho. "So Nice"

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Arbaz khan is making a sequel of Dabanng . . Starring: Emran Hashmi & Mallika Sherawat . . . .. Movie name : Palang

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NA MAHFIL AJEEB HAI NA WO MANZAR AJEEB HAI. JO USNE CHALAYA HAI WAO KHANZAR AJEEB HAI. NA DUBNE DETA HAI NA NIKALNE DETA HAI. USKE DIL KA WO SAMUNDAR AJEEB HAI.

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आज का ज्ञान. . . पुराने ज़माने मे जिन्हे 'आशिक' कहा जाता था। आज - कल उन्हे ' गधा ' कहा जाता है। ज्ञान समाप्त..

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.. Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise? Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

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3. Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se Wall Post Bhar Daalo:- Apni facebook wall mein har 10 minutemein dard bhare sheron – shayri ki barsaat kar daalo, kya pata kon si shayri kaunsi waali ka dil jeet le.

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Why I Hate C.I.D.: ‘ An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ‘ … DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?’ LADY: Ha, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ‘ ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me TumharaBhai Tha??? ‘ LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.’ ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho..=xD

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Villege Couple In Restaurant

Bf-Tum Kya Khaogi?
Gf-Jo Tum Khaoge!

Bf-Accha,Waiter Menu Lana.

Gf-(sharmate Huwe) Mai Bhi Menu Khaungi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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जितना अधिक पैसा कमाना, उतना ही खाना कम खाना, फिर भी पैसे के पीछे भागना, यह दुनिया है या पागलखाना ।

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Great advise for the girls Jab bhi gali me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo, . Kyu ki . . . Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat badhegi balki . . . . Gire hue paise milne ke chance bhi badh jayenge... PA1

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Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha, lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi. Girl : Kyun ? Papa se mile the kya ? . . .... . . . . . . Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.

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Wife sitare dekhte huye, “Batao, wo kaun si cheez hai jo tum roz dekhte ho par tor nahi skty?”:> Husband: Tumhara Moo

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जब से Royal Enfield वालों ने सेल्फ Start की सुविधा दी है तब से . . . . . . . एक थप्पङ में गिर जाने वाले लङके भी बुलेट लेकर घूम रहे हैं

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Once Rajnikanth Creates Hi New Id As
Google@rajnikanth.com
Google Blocked Rajnikanth Rocked
Hahahahahaha..........:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ghar Me Diya Jaleto
Diwali :fireworks:Mat Samjo
Ghar Me Diya Jale To
Diwali:fireworks: Mat Samjo
Me Tere Piche Pada To
Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

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Pappu English Exam Me
Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah
se....
.
1.Me Ek Aam Admi Hu
...
-I Am A Mango Man
.
2.Mujhe English Ati He
-English Comes To Me
.
3.Me Haripur Hazara Se Hu
-I Belong To Green Pur Thousanda
.
4.Sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi He
-Tablets Are Walking On The
road...:)°.
.
Hahaha Ab Pta Chla Sala Papu Pas Kyu Ni Hota..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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लड़का– सर, मैं आपकी बेटी से 15 साल से प्यार
करता हूँ.
लड़की का पिता- तो अब क्या चाहते हो ?
लड़का- शादी.
लड़की का पिता- थैंक गॉड, मैंने सोचा शायद तुम
पेंशन चाहते हो … ! :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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