Jokes SMS

Wife : पूजा किया करो, बलाएं टल जाएगी। Husband : तेरे बाप ने बहुत की होगी, उसके टल गयी, मेरे पल्लेँ पड़ गयी।

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Santa-dunia Mein Sab Se Dukhi
aadmi
koun Hai ?
Banta- Panipuri Wala !
Santa- Kaise?
Banta-kyuki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya
married “BHAIYA” Hi Bulati Hai.
thoko Like:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab 19-20 Sal Ki Ladkiya Hum Ko Roz Kiss Kar Ti Thi Lakin Tab Hamari Kismat Phuti Thi Ki Hamari Umar 2-3 Sal Ki Thi.

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टीचर : बेटा, *kabutar* पे एक वाक्य बनाओ। स्टुडंट : शाम कि पी हुई शराब, सुबह को *kab - utar* जाती है......पता ही नही चलता। टीचर : गेट आउट !!!!!!

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Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

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Tu To Gussa Ho Gaya..1 Hath Me Pen:pen_ballpoint:,
Dusre Me Phone:iphone:,
1 Kan:ear: Se Lecture,
Dusre Me Radio:tv:,
1 Aankh Board :frame_photo:Pe Dusri Lover Pe:dancer:,
Kon Gadha :horse:Bola Studnt Life Is Easy? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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A killer shayari exclusively for Mumbai train travelers: Darr ke aage jeet hai... Aur... Dadar ke aage seat hai..:D:p=D

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और अब... आकाशवाणी पर... . आज के गाने की फरमाईश SBI वालोँ की तरफ से विजय माल्या के लिये... "प्यार झुठा ही सही दुनिया को दिखाने आजा तू किसी और से मिलने के बहाने आजा"।

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Kisi shayar ne mout ko keya khub kaha hai Zindagi me koi do minute mere paas na baitha.Aur aaj sb mere paas baithe

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स्याही से भी कालाधन नही रुक रहा है, अब नोट बदलवाने वालो की, ऊंगली काटी जाएगी आज से..

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Never Assure Urself That Sorry Is Enough To Make Someone Come Back To U.. Bcoz, When Strikes The Heart Relationship Fades Away.. No Matter How Great It Was..!

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Faadu Joke- 1 ladki pull k uper se chalang laganey hi wali thi ke... 1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka or bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek ba rmuje 1 lambi kiss de jao. wo larki tyar ho gai phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney larkay ko k wesi kiss larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se, phir usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to larki ne kaha. Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai larki ban kar ghumu . Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai.:D:D

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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi …FARAZ… . . . . Farq Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote, oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti. (“,) >))> _/_DEKH yaar.

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?

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शादी के कार्ड पर बाल आग्रह में बड़ा परिवर्तन पाया गया:- . . . "लिफाफे में पुराने नोट ना फ़साना, मेरे चाचू की शादी में जलूल- जलूल आना"

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Ramesh : i have 4 sons 1 st-MBA 2nd -Engineer 3 rd-Ph .D 4 th-Thief Suresh: Why dont you throw your 4th son out of the House ?????? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ramesh: He is the only one earning in the house, Rest are JOBLESS .

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Girlfriend While Drinking Whiskey.
Asked Her BOYFRIEND:- Tum Kaun Ho??
Boyfriend:- Pagal Ho Gayi Hai
Kya??
Apne Jaanu Ko Bhool Gayi !!!
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Girlfriend:- Nasha Har Gam Bhula Deta Hai.
"Bhai Saaab..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Zindagi Ki Raah Mein Aage Chalte
jana Har Pal,mur Ke Na Dekh Beete
hue Pal
jo Nahin Tha Tera Tujhe Nahin Mila,jo
milgaya Uske Sath Guzaar Apna Har
pal:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Neeche Dekho Apna New Year GIFT . . . . . . . Dil Karta Hai Ek Ghuma K Maru Aj New Year Hai Kya,,,? Bade Aaye GIFT Lene

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