Jokes SMS

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??

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Boy : Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho? Girl : Who’s this ? Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !! Girl : Tu Bunty hai na… Boy : Yes; but how do you know? Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na…… Boy : Yes but how you know me?? Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na….. Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata….? Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!!

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An American Once Had Spicy Indian Food.He Rushed To The Toilet, Came Back & Said:
Now I Understand Y Indians Use Water, It Could Burn The Tissue Paper!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho GF- Arz Maarti hu ... Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada Samja Hai jise khud se zyada Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada Tu hi Hai woh "HARAMZADA"! :p :p

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Pappu ki maa ki tbiyat khrab hui to u se hosptl le gaye to Dr n kha k, TEST honge. Pappu bola .ha bhagwan ab kya hoga? Meri maa TO ANPADH HAI

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jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya,kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai. kyu dosh dete he ham kanto ko, zakham to hamane phulo se paya he ..

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Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraz hote hai? Maa:Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga. Ladkiya to bus ladkon ko phansaane main he lagi rehti hai. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru hogaien.Beta in se bach k rehna. Ye bohat makkar or KAMEENI hoti hain. Inka to khandan bhi... Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, woh to Daddy bata rahey thay k Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thi

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Ultimate Hit!! Pappu ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Pappu ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola . . . . "Vidhwa Aurat... :D

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Insan Kbhi 4 Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota Mobile Auto Mobile TV Or B V Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai....

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Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho..?? Girl : Suicide Karne...!! Boy : Toh Itna Make-up Kyun..?? Girl Saale Kaminey Kal Subah Paper Mein Photo Nahi Aaegi Kya..!?

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Assalam o alaikum Mujhe aap tamam doston ko ye batatay howay bhut khushi, fakhar aur itminaan mehsoos ho raha he k ALLAH k fazal-o-karam, walidain or aap tamam doston ki duaon ki badolat aaj . . . mera KHARBOZA mitha nikla h Duaaon m yaad rkhne ka Shukria

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डॉक्टर ने पत्नी के मुँह में थर्मामीटर रख कर कुछ देर मुँह बंद रखने को कहा। पत्नी को खामोश देख कर संता ने डॉक्टर से पूछा, "डॉक्टर साहब ये चीज़ कितने की आती है?"

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मेरी आज की बेहतरीन सोच

जिंदगी तो सन्डे को ही मिलती हैं"
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बाकी दिनों में तो काम मिलता हैं" :hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:

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Shahar Ka Ladka Gaon Ki Ladki Patata Hai ..
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Ladka : Tmko Whatsapp Chalana Aata Hai ??
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Ladki : Nhi Par Tum Chalana Me Pich Beth Jaungi . :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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पति :man_with_turban:प्यार से पत्नी:woman: को बोला,
ये जो तुम अचानक से मेरा मोबाइल चेक
करने लगती हो,
ये भी सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक के ही श्रेणी में
आता है..:smile::smile::smile:

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Badam Khane se Utni Akal Nhi Ati Mere Dosto.. . . . . . . . . . . . Jitni Dhoka Khane se Ati Hai.. :D :D

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Boy: Proposed a Girl I Love U and Want To Marry U Girl:Bhai Hindi Me Bol Mujhe English Nahi Ati Boy:Kuch Nay Didi Bas Dua Kro Ki Patrol Sasta Ho Jaye.......

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First Match : India won by 26 runs against SA (2+6=8) 2nd Match: India won by 8 wickets against WI. 3rd Match: India won by 8 wickets against PAK. Semis: India won by wickets 8 against SL. 8 Includes in every Win Coz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 is Jersey no. of Sir jadeja. Final is on 23-6-2013 2+3+6+2+0+1+3=17 , 1+

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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.. . . (School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi) . . . . . . PAPPU : Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai !!

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Meri Fitrat Me Nahi Apna Gam Bayan Karna, _ _ _ _ _ Agar Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Hoon To, Mehsoos Kr Takleef Meri. :( :(

10 years ago

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