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Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, To Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana. \amin ali

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AGAR AAP MUJHE ‘SMS’ NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL, AUR, ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA..

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एक Auto Wale :taxi:की शादी हो रही
थी।
जब उसकी दुल्हन फेरों के वक्त उसके
पास बैठी तो वह बोला,
थोड़ा पास होकर बैठो, अभी एक
और बैठ सकती है।

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You can predict any Girl’s future by just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!! This DIVINE Knowledge is called.. ASS-TR0LOGY!!

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Log kahte hai pyar itna mat karo ki girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jaye par me kahta hu ki pyar itana girlfriend to kya uski saheli bhi apke sath farar ho jaye. Rahul lovewanshi dharola

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Teacher: What is ur name......?? . Student: NISAAR . Teacher: Batao ki tum kaise paida hue......?? . . . . Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba, Mile jo Dil jawa,NISAAR ho gaya..

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Aaj Ka Gyaan “लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें…… जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"

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ये दिल न जाने क्या कर बैठा मुझसे बिना पूछे ही फैसला कर बैठा इस ज़मीन पर टूटा सितारा भी नहीं गिरता और ये पागल चाँद से मोहब्बत कर बैठा

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Me - Walking On Footpath
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Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do,
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Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . .
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Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana ..
To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Nangi Movies Chalya Karenge Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako (What An Idea Sir Ji)

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. . Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? . Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, . RASHAN CARD Chalega?

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Ek Ladke Ne Ldki Ko I Luv Bola.
ldki Ne Inkaar Kr Diya
ldka 30 Dino Tk Ldki Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khda Rha
31 Ve Din Ladki Aakr Boli,"i Love U.
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ladka Bola,"chl Hatt Teri Padosan Set Ho Gyi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Dulha: Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho, Tabassum Ho, Tamanna Ho, Arzo ho. Dulhan (Sharma K): Aaj Se Ap B Mere khalid Ho, Tariq Ho, Irfan Ho, Faizan Ho, Yasir Ho.

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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar? . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . ‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!! To Newton hi mar jata!!!

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Meaningful Message For Life:
Sea Is Never Large, But Sight Of Our Viewing Is Larger!!
No One’s Love Is Lesser But Our Expectations R Higher!”:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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कोई हमसे भी इश्क़ करलो यार

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सावधान इंडिया के सारे एपिसोड सच नहीं होते

:-D :-D

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Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi, Dost Usko Chup Karane Ke Baad.. Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..? Aadmi: Laptop La De.. Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..? Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To Single Kar Du...!

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Yaad Aapko Hum Har Pal Kar Lete Hai,
Free Baithe Purani Yaado Ko Taaza Kar Lete Hai,
Agar Na Aaye Koi Sms Aapka,
To Purane Ko Hi
Baar Baar Parh Lete Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Nurse To Kid: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.

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Kid: Ok

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Nurse: What Do U Feel Now....??
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Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe....:P :D =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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आज अकेले Movie देखने गया और, अगल बगल दो खूबसूरत कन्याओं, के बीच में सीट मिल गई, कसम से ऐसा लगा जैसे, सारे पुण्यों का फल आज एक, साथ मिल गया...

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