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टीचर~ भूकम्प आने पे हमे खुले में जाना चाहिए लालु~ सर खुले में जाने से विद्दा बालन ने मना किया है! टीचर~ गेट आउट इडियट

10 years ago

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Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai Is Dil Ki Dua Apke Nam Karte Hai Kabul Ho To Muskuradena Hu M Ye Sms Ap Ke Nam Karate Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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BOY 2 GIRL- Likhe jo KHAT tuje, wo teri YAAD me, sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me, Swera jb hua to JUTE pad gye, wo "FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" me badal gaye

10 years ago

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Examination v/s cricket Preparation-fielding. Tough question-fast bowling. Easy question-slow bowling. Confusing question-spin bowling. Unexpected question-Googly. Out of course-Bounce. Catch while coping-Run out. 1st position-Century. 1st division-Sixer. 2nd division-4 run. Pass-2 run. Promoted-1run. Fail-clean bowled.

10 years ago

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Hamari Generation Ko Sabse Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ?? . . . . Exams Mein.. ?? Nahi . . . Results Mein ?? Nahi . . . . . . . . Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile Aas Paas Na Ho Tab.

10 years ago

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Jis Din Unse DIL Laga Baithe

Tanhai Me Sukun Ki Maa Chuda Baithe,

Wo To Kho Gayi Behenchod Kisi Aur Ke Khawabo Me

Aur Hum Apni Hi Jhanto Me Aag Laga Baithe..

10 years ago

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An American Once Had Spicy Indian Food.He Rushed To The Toilet, Came Back & Said:
Now I Understand Y Indians Use Water, It Could Burn The Tissue Paper!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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मोबाईल की इस कदर आदत हो गई है कि, ठीक कराने के लिए दुकानदार को दिया जाए तो ऐसा लगता है कि रिश्तेदार ICU मेँ है।

10 years ago

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Jake New SIM Se Call Ki Or Boli: Hello Darling
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Pati: Baad Me Call Karo Jaan,abhi Wo Kutiya
kitchen Me Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D

10 years ago

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka Apun Ko SMS Bhi Krne Ka Nhi Kiya To To To To To To Drne Ka Nhi Re Apun krega na. Apun knjus thodi hai.

10 years ago

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Santa - "Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao."

Banta - "Kya Hua?"

Santa - Jab Se Maine Kaha...."Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hai"

Saali Chaku Le Ke Piche Hi Pad Gayi Hai.":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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पत्नी:- आपको मेरी सुंदरता ज़्यादा अच्छी लगती है
या मेरे संस्कार...?

पति:- मुझे तो तेरी ये मज़ाक करने की
आदत बहुत अच्छी लगती है।
:joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::thumbsup::thumbsup:

10 years ago

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एक बार शहर में एक मरद और उसकी लुगाई बाजार में चले जा रहे थे।तभी एक आदमी की तरफ इशार करके लुगाई मरद से बोली- एक तुहार नजर में ही मेरी कोई इज्जत नाही है, जरा उस आदमी को देखो, कैसन टकटकी लगाए हमरी तरफ बड़े प्यार से देखत जाए रहो है।मरद-देखेगा क्यों नहीं? वो एक कबाड़ी है और उसकी नजरें हर कहीं कबाड़ को ही खोजती रहती हैं

10 years ago

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Girl: Tum kya karte ho? Boy: Hindustan Times mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia.. Girl: Kyu? Boy: Yaar Aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega?

10 years ago

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Ya Time Aa Gaya Hai..
Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Number Aaya To "Ek Thi Daayan":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya, Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

10 years ago

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Faadu Joke- 1 ladki pull k uper se chalang laganey hi wali thi ke... 1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka or bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek ba rmuje 1 lambi kiss de jao. wo larki tyar ho gai phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney larkay ko k wesi kiss larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se, phir usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to larki ne kaha. Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai larki ban kar ghumu . Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai.:D:D

10 years ago

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo seSMSki umeed krna

10 years ago

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