Jokes SMS

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya? . . Girl : Kaha? . . Boy : Wherever You Say... . . Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.

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Girls ki problem Simple ladke pasand nahi, Modern ladke sincere nahi, Ranbir kapoor milta nahi, aur Ayaan in chakkaro me padta nahi…..

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

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Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab 19-20 Sal Ki Ladkiya Hum Ko Roz Kiss Kar Ti Thi Lakin Tab Hamari Kismat Phuti Thi Ki Hamari Umar 2-3 Sal Ki Thi.

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Me- Date?
She- No
Me- आज की Date?
She- आज तो क्या, ना कल ना परसो
ना नरसो...Ok
Me- दीदी...आज की तारीख बता दो Pls:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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A man was walking in rain A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ? Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away) Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

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Ladka Bola Dilruba,
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ladki Boli Pizza Khila,
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ladka Bola Paise Nahi,
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ladki Boli Aise Nahi,
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ladka Bola Mehangai Hai,
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ladki Boli Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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विदेश यात्रा से लौटकर आये संता ने अपनी बीवी से पूछा- क्या मैं विदेशी जैसा दिखता हूं?

बीवी- नहीं तो

संता- तो फिर लन्दन में एक औरत क्यों पूछ रही थी कि मैं विदेशी हूं :smile::smile::smile::smile:

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1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi 1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai Vapas Ata Hai Or Uss Ladki Se Puchta Hai Pehchana Kya ??? Ladki :"Nahi Toh Ladka :"Kya Yaar, Abhi To Samne Se Gya Tha...

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Really Girls Are Very Smart... :p
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Girl: Apple Ka Rate Kya Hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs Ke 10,
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Applwala: Acha Aap 80 Ke 8 Lelo
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Girl: Thanku, Dedo...
ye Huyi Na Baat... :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Fact about boys: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They may be flirting all day but before go to sleep. . They always think about girl they truly care about.

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संता कढ़ी चावल खा:rice: रहा था ।
तभी एक मक्खी:bee: "कढ़ी "
पर आकर बैठ गई ।
संता : अरे कितनी भोली है तू !!
ये वो नहीं है जो तू समझ रही है !!
चल उड़ यहाँ से !!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai

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कॉलेज की लडकिया जितना Attitude बताती हे उससे ज्यादा खूबसूरत लडकिया तो हमारे खेत मे गेहूँ काटने आती है।

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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ; Khan-)

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Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai? * - > Koi Jaldi nahi Hai Mehsus karke Bata Dena!.....

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Pathan: Mene Apni B.V Ko Matric Krwaya Inter Krwaya Phr B.com Krwaya Ab Nokri Dilwai Ab Kia Kron?
2nd Pathan:Abi Acha Larka Dekh K Uski Shadi Kardo:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Log kahte hai pyar itna mat karo ki girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jaye par me kahta hu ki pyar itana girlfriend to kya uski saheli bhi apke sath farar ho jaye. Rahul lovewanshi dharola

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भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है...

दौलत है,
शोहरत है,
ईज्जत है,

पर

साथ डांडिया खेलने वाली नहीं है

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Wife- Raat Ko Chor Aya Tha Gar Me, Or Mujhe Kiss Krke Chala Gya.
Pati- Tumne Roka Nahi..
Wife- Bahut Kaha Tha Rukne K Liye, Par Bola Fir Aunga,

yaWL Thodo LIke. ;-)
jada Haso MaAT Budu. :-P
#adMin :- AkasH. :-*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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