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  • Teacher: What is ur name......?? . Student: NISAAR . Teacher: Batao ki tum kaise paida hue......?? . . . . Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba, Mile jo Dil jawa,NISAAR ho gaya..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • A Famous Speaker Said: "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!" Audience was Shockd & Silent.. He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home. After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife! Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can-t remember who She was. By da time he reg
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. . . .
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • जज: तुमने 10 साल से
    अपनी पत्नी:dancer: को दबा के, डरा के ,
    धमका के अपने बस में रखा है।
    मुज़रिम:जज साहब ऐसा है कि...
    जज: सफाई नहीं, तरीका बताओ
    तरीका!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka, Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye. Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka, Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • ladki college counter mein : fee jama kar do counter wala : abhi nahi lunch ke baad ladki : le lo na counter wala : kaha na lunch ke baad lunga ladki: ladki lunch ke baad mere PERIOD shuru ho jaega ROHITRAJE
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 baat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us ladki se "AASHQUI", Jis ke chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanson mein ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki, Baatein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achhi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Paband ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Aur hamesha kahe! MAIN HOON SIRF AAP KI ..iiio
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • "सब्जी:eggplant::tomato: क्या बनाऊ"
    इस समस्या को पत्नियॊ की राष्ट्रीय समस्या घोषित कर दिया गया हे ....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • કૉઈને #નૉકરી :briefcase: નથી મલતી ,
    તૉ કૉઈને #છૉકરી :princess: નથી મલતી,
    બાકી બધુય તૉ ઠીક પણ.. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    મને તૉ મારી જુની #ફીરકી :pill: પણ નથી મલતી..:joy::joy:

    *_Happy Utrayan_*
    *_in Advance_*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Makar Sankranti SMS , Firki Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • School Me Ek Pathan Ka Bacha, Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha. Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: Garib Hu Sir, Revolver Kaha Se Laun..?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • मेरी खामोसी को कमजोरी ना समझ ऐ काफिर ,, गुमनाम समन्दर ही खौफ लाता है ।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • “ ~ऐसा क्युं भाई~
    .
    हर लड़के को गर्लफ्रैंड तो सैक्सी और हाट चाहीऐ..
    .
    जबकि...
    .
    बीवी एकदम सीधी...????"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • WIFE:dancer::Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Meri Shadi
    Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota
    Pati:walking::Nahi,MaiNe Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura
    Nahi Socha
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Perfect Message From Our Baba Haramidas Agar Kabhi Aapse Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Do Minute Apni Aankhein Band Karke, Socho Ki…. Iska Ilzaam Kis Par Lagaya Jaye.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye
    Mere Lips.
    Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye
    Mere Lips.
    Kyuki Vo Kha Kar Ayi Thi Indian
    "Bingo Red:hot_pepper: Chilly Chips".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bush:" Osama mile toh use fod do.. Gandhi:" Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do.. Einstein:" Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do.. Manmohan:" theek hai" Sonia:" desh k liye mujhe vote do.. Arnold Schwarzenegger:" Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do.. Bill Gates:" Windows unlock karne k liye use code do! Rajnikanth:" oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do And d best 1 . . . ACP Praduman:" Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Arz Kiya Hai
    specily Student
    saam Hue Kya Ghar Ki Yaad Aa Gyi


    saam Hue Kya Ghr Ki Yaad Aa Gyi


    are Kambkat Kuch Padhega Bhai

    sir Pe Exam Aa Gyi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • arj kiya hai,,,uski yaad me humne ro'rokar tab bhar diye...k uski yaad me humne ro'rokar tab bhar diye....!!! Aur bo itne bebafa nikle k aaye aur.... Nahakar chal diye,,,,,????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS