Jokes SMS

Chilo onek asa, hoyechilo valobasa, parini tomay bojhate... Tai aj 2choke jol, valobasar ei protifol, din kate jontronate. 2Choke chilo rongin sopno, khujecilam valobasar logno, painito ami tare. Bidhata chayni, tai valobasa o paini, ajo ami khuje jai tomare....

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Punjabi: Muj se panga mat lo,may sher da puttar aa! Pathan: Yar 1 baat tu bata? Sher ghar aya tha Ya teri maa jungle gai thi? K.k

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Railway Me Job Hai . Karani hai? . Salary:35,000/- Per Month . Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai Run fast..

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Exam main fail honay pay dad ne sirf itna kaha.. . . . . ... . . . . . big boss chate hain ki aap apna cell phone aur laptop hame de...:

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Pappu Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad
"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us Din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Mayavati ne abhi tak shadi Q nahi ki kyoki wo hathi se kaam chalati he Aur rahul gandhi ne abhi tak shadi kyo nahi ki kyoki wo . . . . . . . . . .hath se kaam chalata he.

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Shadi K Pehly Din Husband K Mobile May Wife Ka Nam
My Sweet Wife

3 Month Baad
My Wife

6 Month Baad
Home

1 Year Baad
Unkown No.

2 Year ßaad
Wrong No.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... Le cigreate pee,, SMS Length: 135 - Send via

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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL DoOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He He He He.....kk :) :) :):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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दोस्ती का रिश्ता दो अंजानो को जोड देता है, हर कदम पर जिन्दगी को नया मोड देता है, सच्चा दोस्त साथ देता है तब... जब अपना साया भी साथ छोड देता है.

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Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-Friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha. Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana” Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi” Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?” Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi KoiKutte Ka PillaHi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

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Teacher: Gandhi Jayanti Ke Bare Mein Batao.. Student: Gandhi Mast Solid Chhokra Tha Likin Ma Kasam Mere Ko Nahi Pata Jayanti Ke Sath Uska Kya Lafda Tha.. Waris ali*

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Narak Me Bahut Sare Log Maza Kara Rahe The,
GOD~ye Log Narak Me Bhi Kaise Ash Kar Rahe He?
YAMRAJ~ Callege Friends He,
sale Kahin B Set Ho Jate He,
enjoy College Life. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hain,?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai." :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Meri dua me tera jikr hamesha rahega Zindagi me kushi ho ya gum Mera saath hamesha rahega Bhale hi hum dur hi sahi Ye pyara sa rishta hamesha rahega.

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Har Khushi Se Khobsoorat TeriSham Kar Doon, Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere NaamKar Doon, Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi, Har Bar Me Yeh Zindagi Tere NaamKar Du.

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Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........

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हर शख्स को दिवाना बना देता है इश्क, जन्नत की सैर करा देता है इश्क, दिल के मरीज हो तो कर लो महोब्बत, हर दिल को धड़कना सिखा देता है इश्क

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जिस दिन लडकियाँ :woman::woman::girl::girl:ऑटोरिक्षा:tractor: में बैठकर ,
बडी आसानी से लिपस्टिक:lipstick: लगा सकेंगी
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तभी रास्तो के सभी गढ्ढे भर दिये गए, ऐसा समझा जायेगा!!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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kahin Masjidon Me Sahadate, Kahin Mandiron Me Adalate Yahan Kaun Karta Hai Faisla, Ye Kabhi Kisi Ko Khabar Na Ho. Mere Pass Jitni Hai Roshani, Yahi Chirag Ki Zindagi Mai Kahan Jla, Mai Kahan Bujha, Ye Kabhi Kisi Ko Khabar Na Ho.

9 years ago

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