Teacher And Student Jokes Sms, Mother And Son Jokes Sms, Jokes SMS

एक हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया.:sob:
मां : काईकू रोरा ?:scream:
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू:rage:
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?:japanese_ogre:
बेटा : मैं मुर्गी बोला उसकू:rooster:
मां : अरे काईकू ऐसा बोला रे ?:scream:
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो ? हर पेपर में आंडा देरी मेरेकू.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy:

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Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami"

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अध्यापक लड़के से - नालायक, क्लास में दिनभर लड़कियों के साथ, इतनी बातें क्यों करते हो, लड़का - सर , मैं गरीब हूं, मेरे मोबाइल में व्हाटसप नहीं हैं..

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4 Girls Sitting In Group Can Say: " Tera
bhai Bada
mast Dikhta Hai..
Intro To Karwa...
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But 4 Guys In A Group Can Never Say:
" Teri Behen
to Mast Lagti Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Isse Kehte Hain Ladko Ke SANSKAAR.

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har ek suryat ek nya ranga lati hai har ek nai mora nai raha dikhati hai har ek suryat ek nai khusi liti hai god day i m shyam kumar

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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya? Nahi pata kya? . . . . . . . . Ek No. ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

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Tere bina hm jina bhul jate hai,,, Jhakmon koh seena bhul jate hai ,,,, Toh zindagi me sabse aziz hai name,,, Tujhe hr bar kehna bhul jate hai

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Ek Admi Roz Ek Ped Ke Shaakh Par Bethta Tha...
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Bolo Kyun...
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Nahi Pata..
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Theak Hai Mai Hi Bata Deta Hoon
bechara MBA Karke Pagal Ho Gaya Tha Ab Khud Ko Branch Manager Smaj Raha THa...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha.
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Agar koi aapke liye apne darwaje band karde, To uSe bhi Ehaas dila do ki . kundi darwaje k Dono side hoti h, band kar do saale ko bahar se!

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohattang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un kGaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi
problam....
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Sari Ladkiyo:dancer: Ko Lagta Ki Iski To
pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-)
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Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se Aaj Tak
single Hu Mai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye” Manager: “Kis Liye?” Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai” Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai” Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

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HOSPITAL ATTENDENCE:

LANGDA

Present Sir,

KANA

Present Sir

ANDHA Present Sir,

MENTAL

MENTAL

Beta Sms Baad Me Pad Liyo,

Teri Absent Lag Jayegi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Koi Apse Baat Kare,
Tarif Kare,
Apko Smart Kahe,
to Use Jor Se Ek THAPAD Marna,
uski HIMMAT Kaise Hui
Apko APRIL Fool Banane Ki…:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boy : Aaj Raat Me Ghar Aana Koi Nai Hoga . Girl (Romantic Hokr) : Raat Bhar Akele Honge Hm Dono . Boy : Haan Poori Raat . Girl : To Poori Raat Hum-Tum Akele Ghar Me Karege Kya ??? . . . Most romantic reply by the boy : dono mil k ludo khelenge..or kya.. Moral - Har Ladka kmina nhi hota

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

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Boy: BUS Aur LARKI
aik Jaisi Hoti Hain,
1 Jaati Hai To Doosri Aa Jati
hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY Aur LARKAY
ek Jaisay Hotay Hain,
1 Ko Bulao 4 Chale Aate
hain.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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SHAADI Ek Aisa Din Hai
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Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni Dulhan K Sath Baithe
huve..
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Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ko Dekhta Hai Aur Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab Saali Aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai Thi..??

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