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Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai

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Nijhum raate Nistobdho hoye ekaki Boshe achi ami Tomay dekhar ashay Obak cheye............ Tumi eshe amar Haate Haat rekhe dhore Boshbe, Valobashbe Amay.....

10 years ago

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this is true............... save tree........... save life....... mst.......l

10 years ago

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Angry Boss:tumne Kabhi Ulludekha Hai ?
Employee:(sar Jhuka Ke)nahi Sir
Boss:neeche Kya Dekh Rhe Ho Meri Taraf Dekho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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American: humare eha to shaadi email se hoti hai. Sardar ji : kamal hai jee humare eha to shaadi female se hoti hai.

10 years ago

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :

10 years ago

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A Nursery Kid Student Explaining Love In Cute Way.. Love Is Like Su-Su In The Pant. Others Can Only See It, But Only You Can Feel It. . Ohh Yaaa..

10 years ago

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Bhul Ne Wale Hume Bhul Jaate Hai,
Dil Se Unke Hum Nikal Jaate Hai,
Jabtk Hum Roz Msg Na Kare Kisi Ko,
Tabtak Hum Kaha Kisi Ko Yaad Aate
hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dil Se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi; Apke Siva Koi Yaad Ata Nahi; Hasrat Hai Apko Roz Dekhun; Par Hamare TV Pe CARTOON NETWORK Ata Hi Nahi!!!

10 years ago

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लड़का – डार्लिंग कितनी मेहँगाई बढ़ गयी है ना ! छोटी छोटी चीज़ भी खरीदना मुश्किल हो रहा है..!! लड़की – आज फिर तुम मेरी गांड मारोगे, कंडोम नही ख़रीदा होगा

10 years ago

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Mujhse Kha Ishwar Ne Mat Kr Intjar Is Janam Me Uska Milna Namumkin Hai. Maine Hha Agle Janam Me To Mumkin Hai. Usne Kha Pachtayega. Maine Kha Dekhte Hai, Tu Meri Rooh Ko Kitna Tadpayega. Usne Kha Chod Use, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Sair karata Hu, Maine Kha Aa Dekh Mere Yar Ka Muskurata Hua Chehra Tujhe Jannat Zamin Par Najar Ayegi, Til Milakar Usne Kha, Mat Bhul Ki Tu Hai To Ek Insan, Maine Kha Mila De Mujhe Mere Pyar Se Aur Sabit Kr Ki Tu Hai Bhagwan...! ORD:clubs:

10 years ago

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I saw you. I liked you. Our small or stupid conversations mean more than you know. I still get excited, even when you just glance at me. But you leave me hanging... Tell me something I want to hear.

10 years ago

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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de....... exam tak nhi milega...........

10 years ago

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1 Pagal Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga Esko Kahi Dekha H Thodi Der Sochne K Baad “O Teri” Ye To Wohi H . . Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

10 years ago

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First Lady: mera doodh wala to subha aate hi daba deta ha. . . . Bell... Second Lady: mera paper wala to dabata he nahi aate hie neeche se daal deta hai. . . . Newspaper...

10 years ago

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@j
Killer Shayari.
Unke Gum Me Humne Pi Li Sharab

Bhai Unke Gum Me Humne Pi Li Sharab

Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Khrab,

De Tatti,
De Peshab.
De Tatti,
De Peshab.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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ब्रेकअप के बाद लड़के के ह्रुदयस्पर्शी
शब्द:
"तुम जा रही हो जाओ........
लेकिन दुबारा वापिस आके मेरी बनाई
दूसरी सेटींग बिगाड़ी........तो
मुझसे बहुत मार खाएगी तू..!"

10 years ago

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Mat Pocho Tum Is Raaz Ko Hum Sey
Pata Nahi Kia Kia Hum Is Mein Band Rakhtey Hein

kia Batain Logo’n Ko
Hum Youn Bhi Hein Pagal Tehray :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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संता के हाथ में नया फोन:iphone: देखकर बंता बोला: नया फोन:iphone: कब खरीदा? संता : नया नहीं, गर्लफ्रेंड:dancer: का है! बंता : गर्लफ्रेंड का फोन क्यूँ ले आया? संता :रोज कहती थी, मेरा फोन नहीं उठाते..! आज मौका मिला, तो उठा लाया!!

10 years ago

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Jo Safar Ki Shuruat Karte Hai Wo Manzil Ko Paar Karte Hai, Bus 1 Bar Chalne Ka Hosla Rakhiye, Aap Jaise Musafiro Ka To Raste BhiIntezar Karte Hai

10 years ago

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