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पहले Holiday में स्लीपर सेल.... फिर Baby में आतंकवाद..... और अब Gabbar में भ्रष्टाचार..... सरकार से ज्यादा तो अक्षय कुमार देश के हित में काम कर रहा है

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shadi ke 7 sukh 1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye) 2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye) 3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye) 4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye) 5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye) 6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye) 7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye) NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

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D fastest way 2 receive LOVE is to give LOVE, D fastest way 2 lose LOVE is 2 hold it too tightly, & D best way 2 keep LOVE is 2 give it wings.....

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?Namskar- ye hamari surya uday sms sewa hai, Isme hum soe hue logo ko bewaqt jagate hai, Aur baad me good morning keh ke khud so jate hai. Good Day.

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લગ્નના બીજા જ દિવસે
અચાનક બકાએ પીટવાનું શરૂ કર્યું...

લોકો ભેગા થઈ ગયા, શું થયું, શું થયું?

બકાએ કહ્યું:
આણે મારી ચા માં તાવીજ નાખી દીધું છે મને વશમાં કરવા માટે...
મારી માં થી મને જુદો કરવા માગે છે...

બકાની બૈરી રડતાં રડતાં ગુસ્સામાં બોલી: 'નવરીના અભણના પેટના, ઈ તાવીજ નથી,
ટી બૅગ છે...

10 years ago

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Attitude At Exam!!!! . . Teacher: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye??? . . . . Student: Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hu, Or Aap?

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Wo Khafa Bhi Hota Hai To Zahir Nahi Karta,
Kasoorwar Hain Hum Ye Bhala Khabar Kaise Ho,
Jiske Deed Se Dhadkano Ko Rahat Hoti Hai,
Aadin Bina Us Chand Ke Zindagi Ye Basar Kaise Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sharma - Yar Mere Baal bahut gir rahe hain, Verma _ Par kaise? Sharma - Tension se Verma - kis baat ki tension? Sharma - Baal girne ki.

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आज अकेले Movie देखने गया और, अगल बगल दो खूबसूरत कन्याओं, के बीच में सीट मिल गई, कसम से ऐसा लगा जैसे, सारे पुण्यों का फल आज एक, साथ मिल गया...

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Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha, lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi. Girl : Kyun ? Papa se mile the kya ? . . .... . . . . . . Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.

10 years ago

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Teri Dosti Hum Is TarahNibhayenge Tum Roj Khafa HonaHum Roj Manayenge Par MaanJana Manane Se Warna Ye BheegiPalakein Lekar Kaha Jayenge ,

10 years ago

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आज का ज्ञान ज़्यादा ध्यान उस पर दे ,जिसे आप ब्याह के लाये हे उस पर न दे ,जिसे पड़ोसी ब्याह के लाया ह

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Aasmaan Fata Aur Dharti Hil Gayi, Aap Ne Socha Humse Mukti Mil Gayi.. Arre Hum Zara Sa Busy Kya Hue, Aap Ne Socha Accha Hai Musibat Tal Gayi!

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Har Dilka 1"raz"hota Hai
Har Baat Ka 1andaz Hota Hai
Jab Tak Na Lage Bewafai Ki Thokar
Har Kisi Ko Apni Pyar Par Naaz Hota He.
Djsumit:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Husband: aaj khaana tumhari maa ne bnaya hai kya ? . . Wife: haan.....lekin tumhe kaise pta chala ? . . . Husband: Roz khaane mein kaale baal nikalte the..... . aaj safed nikle hain.....!!!

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Afridi Bola Dono Match Haar Gayee
Na Tum.....
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Virat Kohli Nice Answered
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Okay Okay, We Are Not Interested In Winning Any Tournament Which Is Sponsored By Cycle Agarbatti And Baba Elaichi.. :D :D :yum::yum::yum:

10 years ago

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Teacher: Beta Batao Britannia Tiger Biscuit Pe Jo Green Dot Hai, Uska Matlab Kya Hai?

Student: Sir, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Tiger Online Hai !! :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Which country in the world has largest english speaking people? . . . . Ans: Daytime - USA . . . . LATE EVENING, After 3 pegs - INDIA

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कुछ रिश्तेदार ऐसे होते है... खुद जिन्होने स्कूल भी ना देखा हो.. पर पढ़ाई की सलाह ऐसे देंगे… मानो खुद पीएचडी होल्डर हो!!"

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In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. . Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? . . . Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident.....

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